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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Good Ol Filbert posted:

Well ok, but you're gonna have ta close your eyes real tight

I went as Columbia last year to a bar event n got groped by strangers so my tolerance is at a low this year

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Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I went as Columbia last year to a bar event n got groped by strangers so my tolerance is at a low this year

Well Columbia is a very sexy transsexual from Transylvania, but that's no excuse for the groping :mad:

Sorry that you underwent harassment, Lil Swamp Booger. Hopefully this year people leave you and your body alone so you can have fun in peace <3 Whatcha gonna be this year?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Good Ol Filbert posted:

Well Columbia is a very sexy transsexual from Transylvania, but that's no excuse for the groping :mad:

Sorry that you underwent harassment, Lil Swamp Booger. Hopefully this year people leave you and your body alone so you can have fun in peace <3 Whatcha gonna be this year?

I went as a poweranger had a skintight bodysuit with a race stripe n fancy quilted sneakers with a red racing helmet.

It was corny af but good, and I went to a house party so no weirdo dudes being sexually aggressive at the gay bar

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I went as a poweranger had a skintight bodysuit with a race stripe n fancy quilted sneakers with a red racing helmet.

It was corny af but good, and I went to a house party so no weirdo dudes being sexually aggressive at the gay bar

Heck yes!! Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Kick Halloween's rear end! That's so cool, and a great costume choice. :-)


I unfortunately, wasn't invited to any Halloween parties this year, well, I didn't want to go to my job's one cuz I wasn't feeling it, so I won't count it. But, there's still time and I keep a Wonder Woman costume in my closet for costume emergencies.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Good Ol Filbert posted:

Heck yes!! Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Kick Halloween's rear end! That's so cool, and a great costume choice. :-)


I unfortunately, wasn't invited to any Halloween parties this year, well, I didn't want to go to my job's one cuz I wasn't feeling it, so I won't count it. But, there's still time and I keep a Wonder Woman costume in my closet for costume emergencies.

Job parties are lame lol.
I went to my partner's job party last year and then for like a month after their bosses and coworkers kept asking vague questions about me, after like another month one of them outright asked my partner if I was trans in like some questionable hushed tone manner, which immediately revealed that that's what they thought the whole time lol. It was odd because I'm a jacked rear end masc presenting person with a gravelly rear end voice who just likes femme clothing but straight people are just that oblivious at comprehending the New World Gender Jazz.

Imo that's why Rocky Horror owns the most, because it's unrepentaningly queer and is so without necessarily having to make its cast a menagerie of *beautiful* queer folx as is the custom today.

The cast is varied and not conventionally attractive, that's probably one of the biggest reasons why the remake sucked shag carpet, a bunch of plain jane beautiful people with "trained" voices.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I've been doing the Electric Slide for the past week and would kill to do the time warp just once!

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Job parties are lame lol.
I went to my partner's job party last year and then for like a month after their bosses and coworkers kept asking vague questions about me, after like another month one of them outright asked my partner if I was trans in like some questionable hushed tone manner, which immediately revealed that that's what they thought the whole time lol. It was odd because I'm a jacked rear end masc presenting person with a gravelly rear end voice who just likes femme clothing but straight people are just that oblivious at comprehending the New World Gender Jazz.

Imo that's why Rocky Horror owns the most, because it's unrepentaningly queer and is so without necessarily having to make its cast a menagerie of *beautiful* queer folx as is the custom today.

The cast is varied and not conventionally attractive, that's probably one of the biggest reasons why the remake sucked shag carpet, a bunch of plain jane beautiful people with "trained" voices.

Job parties can be fun if you enjoy the presence of your co-workers. I'm cool with them, but gossip, manipulation, nepotism, and bullying run rampant, so I keep to myself and only divulge details that I want them to know. They're nice, but on the surface, and it's best to just stay polite and professional.

I also like Rocky Horror for that reason. The characters are strong, eclectic, and not what society wants to push on us on what we should expect queer folk to be. It isn't about us, it's about them and their experience. People come in all shapes and forms, and it's the variety of organic ordinary different looking people placed in these sexual roles reserved for Hollywood's "sexy" stars.

I didn't watch the new one, but I supported that they showed a queer show unabashedly on network television, and on FOX, too!

I suppose we show love to the conventionally flawed because we see ourselves as flawed too. Endearing characters that we would most likely be our friends. We're all just a bunch of flaws stitched together with good intentions.

Not you though, you're perfect in every way

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Time Warp detected. John Connor must die.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

PORNOSEX PORNOGRAFIQUE, PORNOGOBLINO

*his majesty the pornogoblin turns and faces the camera, 16mm, plenty of gnarly grain diffusing across the image*

Pornogoblin: Yeah it's me, you may remember me from the 90s classic Sliders; yeah bratan *that* sliders. John Rhys Davies. You know the one, guy got balls like two freaking frozen sacks of mercury clanging on the same like meteorites meeting the loving holy ghost gambling opportunity of a lifetime, clashing in space like a million to one; two brave, genius fukken ghosts clashing in the cosmosphere, cracking gnads like a gayghost swinging chains in the long lost memory of the Underground Railroad

*pause*

*heavy draw of the cigarette, a release of unctuous cloud and anxious vapor"

Let me tell you bratan, the pussy back then passed like ya fukken deleterious, delirious gramps in the old folks home after the kiddos scraped him off like so much nut scrag.

But it ain't all about bussy, pussy, punani or the clown vajani; let me tell you

*huge draw of the FUGGEN ciggo, camel brand, crush type, you know the type bratan*

It's about the fuggen time warp.

Now I can warp many - many - gatt to the drat things. I can warp ya freakin dick like an L pipe, bam through the nighttime. Got you saucin on the chloro o the form form fore yeh even wake the gently caress up. You wake up. Dick bent, ya life spent, mama to the mia (Mary magdalene bless her holy soul). And it don't matter.

Don't matter a thing.

But the one FUKKEN thing I can't stand warpin or not warpin, adequacy or no quat or cute or what you think brosama?

The time.

The time. Time. Fucken. Warp.

So you come to me.

Let's.

Do.

The.

Time.

Warp.

Again?

You gonna.

Meet.

The.

Fucken.

Fishes.

Again.

Trust, trust till ya balls infinite bust, like a firehose gushin the fucken Krispy Kreme.

Fahget about it.

This post is a thing of beauty.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Colonel Cancer posted:

Time Warp detected. John Connor must die.

Your pelvic thrusts. Give them to me.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

The Spanish Julissa recording of Toucha-Touch Me is great because the woman singing just goes full Ethel Merman half a minute in.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Keep doing it! Just a few more years, I think I see Hitler already! Pass me my gun, we'll have to do a dance by

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

I've been doing the Electric Slide for the past week and would kill to do the time warp just once!

I'll trade you a time warp for half an Achey Breakey Heart, and a quarter of a Tootsie Roll

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
tou-tou-tou-tou-tou-tou-touch me, I wanna be dirty

e: wrong thread thought this was the horny thread

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Any Rocky Horror thread is by definition also the horny thread

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I DEMAND THAT WE DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

loving DANCE YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I am filled with antici

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
Okay, radical plan, could we please NOT do the Timewarp again?

*is kicked to death by 15 Frank n furter cosplayers*

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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