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Bonaventure posted:YO! uh bro...that dead dude you've been draggin around pretending to be your uncle....that homie aint dead he just bit my rear end
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Nov 11, 2019 18:21
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guys a dog was outside so i tossed it a hot dog, and that motherfucker scarfed that hottie right down, one bite, outta the air. then it like, came over and we rolled around rough housin' for a bit, he took my hat and i chased him and got it back, it was a blast. anyways, he nipped me a bit and ever since the night has come and the full moon lazes across the clear night sky i have been starting to feel strange... like... like i wanna steak. steaks? a pack of bros, in one voice, together:STEAK CREW STEAK CREW STEAK CREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW in the distance, we see a light turn off at the top of the castle, the sound of rustling. a moment later a giant bat bursts thru the window flies, screaming off into the night
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Nov 11, 2019 18:34
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yeaaaah your boy here is about to get nosferatopped off if you know what i mean
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Nov 11, 2019 18:44
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Nov 11, 2019 18:49
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nut posted:haha nice guys check it out someone made a double gloryhole in the eyes of this painting hey dudes! where did bradley go? *muffled giggling from behind the painting as a dick slowly emerges through one of the eye holes* |
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Nov 11, 2019 19:32
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Luvcow posted:hey dudes! where did bradley go? lmfbo
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Nov 11, 2019 19:51
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a trio of bros stumbling across a chest of treasure, just bursting full of doubloons, pieces of eight, and Stepbrothers starring Will Ferrel and John C. Riley on BluRay.
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Nov 11, 2019 20:55
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Luvcow posted:hey dudes! where did bradley go? so like every single one of my posts ends up attracting some kind of wink nudge homoeroticism and i'm wondering, im wondering why. crimes |
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Nov 11, 2019 20:56
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:so like every single one of my posts ends up attracting some kind of wink nudge homoeroticism and i'm wondering, hnnnnnngh gepetto help i'm trying to become a real boy but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my wooden asscheeks keeps bedeveling me with whale attacks
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Nov 11, 2019 21:51
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Stuffing Dracula's foreskin with cloves of garlic while he sleeps. |
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Nov 11, 2019 22:06
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fencing some animated suits of armor but thanks to the Muscle Confusion (TM) of my P90x routine im smokin these bitches, prancing around, all doing the move where i animatedly yawn and glance at my wrist as though i were bored with all of this
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Nov 11, 2019 22:10
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flexin' in front of this mirror, then my reflection starts flipping me off, both hands, YO I WANT TO WIPE THE TASTE OUTTA THAT GUY'S MOUTH COME AT ME I DON' T KNOW WHAT YOUR SHIRT SAYS BRO I CAN'T READ IT mine says Pump 4 Lyfe
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Nov 11, 2019 22:45
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dude i hosed this goth chick i found in the basement but now my dick is haunted check it out
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Nov 11, 2019 22:52
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"Lol, Chad, you missed a spot! Also your face looks fuckin' gnar, bro! You shave with a weed whacker or something?" "Dude! Shut the gently caress up! The mirrors in this loving old rear end castle are like trick mirrors or something! I couldn't see myself in them! Also mind if I just like, nibble on your neck a little. As a bro. No homo." |
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Nov 12, 2019 03:30
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a squad of bros felled by lvl. 1 Spectres, all because no one reacted seriously as each one cried "yo it slimed me"
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Nov 12, 2019 04:20
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every bro laughed at Boyscout Bro when he packed weapons effective against incorporeal foes. now only Boyscout Bro remembers how to laugh.
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Nov 12, 2019 04:30
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Luvcow posted:hey dudes! where did bradley go? |
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Nov 12, 2019 04:32
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"Braaaadleeeey...." a voice echoes eerily in the room Bradley, shaking: h...who's there *Bradley stops at a curious backwards facing suit of armor, the assplate falls off to reveal his bro's bare rear end, which farts* Bradley, rolls eyes with stiff boner: very funny, guys.. you can come *rapid shutter sound as Bradley takes 1000 burst photos of the rear end for later* out now |
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Nov 12, 2019 04:39
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Uh...bros! There's a guy at the front door wearing one of those pointy hats with like, stars, and moons, and poo poo and he's saying he's a detective so like...ditch the weed and coke and poo poo. Also, fair warning he looks like a wolf or some poo poo so just try and be chill and don't gently caress this up by laughing at how he looks. I may have already boned us there bros. So just keep cool! |
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Nov 12, 2019 04:46
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do any of you have friends you, how do i put this, DON'T gently caress?
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Nov 12, 2019 04:57
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lmbo calrissian posted:Bradley, rolls eyes with stiff boner: |
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Nov 12, 2019 08:14
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lmbo calrissian posted:Bradley, rolls eyes with stiff boner What was wrong with his eye muscles? |
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Nov 12, 2019 08:17
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lmbo calrissian posted:Bradley, rolls eyes with stiff boner Dude Brad I can roll my own eyes
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Nov 12, 2019 12:08
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just a buncha bros chasing each other playing tag but like, in and out of random doors in a hallway scooby doo style
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Nov 12, 2019 14:09
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Heather Papps posted:just a buncha bros chasing each other playing tag but like, in and out of random doors in a hallway scooby doo style Brooooo. You know Velma is a total freak. |
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Nov 12, 2019 14:15
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(while pursued by bats) bro these tennis balls are fuckin rabid! they're rabid bro! im pursued by rabid golden snitches, like from hary potter!!
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Nov 12, 2019 17:26
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dude check this out it's a loving giant rear end beer mug!!!! pass me the pabst, i'll need like 4 or five to fill this motherfucker!!!
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Nov 12, 2019 17:31
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"Bro, I ordered some UberEats to this place, and the maps shows the driver is right here, but the ETA keeps going UP!?" *gulps* "This place really IS haunted!"
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Nov 12, 2019 22:38
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:and John C. Riley I guess there isnt much that man can do
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Nov 13, 2019 14:12
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duders, this castle isn't even THAT scary. opens the fridge, there is no beer in it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Heather Papps posted:duders, this castle isn't even THAT scary. All I could find was this dusty as gently caress casee of wine. Bogus! |
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