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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Who What Now posted:

Shut up about your micro-gina and tell us who's the goon with the giant sausage!


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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
The search for the fabled Monster Goon Hog

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:nws: https://www.reddit.com/r/grower :nws:


This one is like me.

:nws: https://www.reddit.com/r/grower/comments/dqhd78/so_glad_to_have_a_community_for_this_guy/
:nws:

Filipino fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Nov 14, 2019

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hahaha wow

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
a "well-endowed woman" is a woman with a large penis, it's not suddenly different just because it's a lady

i've interacted with a few of those and they are dandy but i'm generally more attracted to cis men, just how my brain works

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
why don’t you just adjust your penis size to how big the chick wants it to be it’s 2019 we are living in the future right now jeez.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Ad by Khad posted:

a "well-endowed woman" is a woman with a large penis, it's not suddenly different just because it's a lady

i've interacted with a few of those and they are dandy but i'm generally more attracted to cis men, just how my brain works

This is actually entirely true and correct

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Spins posted:

Best gently caress I ever had was a grower.

Its funny
ALL these posts from guys and not ONE mention of lasting more than a minute or two

So obvious that's a touchy subject, verboten, too real, we

I sympathize actually
Its pretty loving important

Ey girl you ever been with a man dealin with the side effects of medication for chronic depression??? *scratches dirt off belly*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

:holymoley:

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I want some more of this dick.. that's unbelievable

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I can't post my own.

:tenbux:

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Filipino posted:

I can't post my own.

:tenbux:

This is one of the only times a dick pic is being solicited

Filipino
Nov 6, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pickwick High posted:

This is one of the only times a dick pic is being solicited

Get Burt to post that I"m allowed to post my dick or I wont do it.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Lmao

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Necros posted:

Ey girl you ever been with a man dealin with the side effects of medication for chronic depression??? *scratches dirt off belly*

No
I'm fortunate, it doesn't take me long but I (briefly) dated a very attractive man who only lasted seconds. He wouldn't talk about it, it obviously was horrible for him, and thus me so right after we became intimate the relationship petered out.

That subreddit is WOW btw

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Spinster lured by the siren song of r/grower

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Cubone posted:

you’re fine
people say the average is 6” but it’s actually closer to 5.5”

this had me confused because I’m gay so I was like why do I keep ending up with small-dicked men and it turns out we all just have a slightly skewed idea of what average looks like

5 is not great but it’s fine. like you get a C, it’s fine. you’re fine

I blame porno

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
One of the things that really stood out to me about the r/growers thread there was that like 80% of those duders just had like normal wangs. Like, it is supposed to get bigger when aroused. This is normal. Sure that first wingus in the thread is pretty surprising but most of the others are just regular.

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I'm hoping for more vagina meltdowns

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Pickwick High posted:

I'm hoping for more vagina meltdowns

r/bigvagina

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Pickwick High posted:

I'm hoping for more vagina meltdowns

I think it's a monthly thing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

One of the things that really stood out to me about the r/growers thread there was that like 80% of those duders just had like normal wangs. Like, it is supposed to get bigger when aroused. This is normal. Sure that first wingus in the thread is pretty surprising but most of the others are just regular.

Imagine a penis that was the same size flaccid as when hard but just deflated like a sad balloon flapping in the breeze. Weird as hell.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the real magic would be one that gets smaller when hard

get that nice vanity dangler to show off in the locker room, but rein it in at go time to keep it manageable for those “well-endowed” ladies

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Nov 14, 2019

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Literally A Person posted:

One of the things that really stood out to me about the r/growers thread there was that like 80% of those duders just had like normal wangs. Like, it is supposed to get bigger when aroused. This is normal. Sure that first wingus in the thread is pretty surprising but most of the others are just regular.

Yeah, like most dudes out there are growers and showers are a much smaller slice of the population. The existence of showers is reinforced by changes in erections as you age too, since older dudes who can still get it up often just widen and stiffen vs. growing when aroused like us younger men do.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bad Purchase posted:

the real magic would be one that gets smaller when hard

get that nice vanity dangler to show off in the locker room, but rein it in at go time to keep it manageable for those “well-endowed” ladies

Don't doxx meeeeeee!

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Icochet posted:

I think it's a monthly thing

You are so friggin funny all the time
:love:

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Never wrong^

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Icochet posted:

I think it's a monthly thing

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Icochet posted:

I think it's a monthly thing

:captainpop:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Someone memorialize that in the quotes thread.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Icochet posted:

I think it's a monthly thing

:chanpop:

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Burt Sexual posted:

Someone memorialize that in the quotes thread.

Your wish has been granted! *disappears in a storm of flying balls*

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
I am a manlet at a height 5'5" and thank God every day for my sense of humor and above average sized dick. Also, going down on your girl to climax is pretty underrated, gentlemen.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Salty Josh posted:

I am a manlet at a height 5'5" and thank God every day for my sense of humor and above average sized dick. Also, going down on your girl to climax is pretty underrated, gentlemen.

I mean we can't really tell if you're lying about your dick size but the sense of humor thing, well, we've all seen your posts dude.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Bad Purchase posted:

the real magic would be one that gets smaller when hard

So it gets denser?

Hello ladies, who wants to see my white dwarf?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




would you say a normal hog gets less dense when it’s hard?

i’m no archimedes but i don’t think the density changes

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Admiring the hell out of that dick.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Filipino posted:

Get Burt to post that I"m allowed to post my dick or I wont do it.

I don’t think so, Tim. But hey, be you’re own man.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Burt Sexual posted:

I don’t think so, Tim. But hey, be you’re own man.

BOO THIS MAN!!!!

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Literally A Person posted:

BOO THIS MAN!!!!

It’s like the first amendment, you have the absolute right to spout bs/show your dick.

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