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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

A Fancy Hat posted:

"Fought em all folks, folks one hundred terrorists and made them all cry LIKE A DOG. And afterwards General Raisin Kane, if you can believe it, he came up to me with tears in his eyes and said "SIR! Nobody has ever fought terrorists like that before.

I fought them with tremendous speed and incredible courage like nobody though possible 8 years or even 20 years ago. Where's Ivanka? I need... Ivanka. Ivanka give..... they call it a hero's welcome folks, you know what that means."


A Fancy Hat posted:

When they send those paratrooper guys to save everyone Trump pushes through everybody else on the plane and insists he gets saved first. Then once he lands he says the plane blew up in the air and he outran the explosion and it was incredible, folks, so incredible and so fast. Then the plane lands behind him and he says "And there it is right now, it's actually waving at us."

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