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I don't mean worst as in eye-rolling lame Dad joke. I mean worst as in you tell it to someone, and they laugh while shaking their head and saying that you're a psychopath. I have 2 go-to jokes in the sick fucko category: Q: What do asparagus and anal sex have in common? A:If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult. Q: How do you kill a one-legged fox? A: Make him run across Canada. Maybe those make you laugh, maybe they don't. Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it.
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Just turned off my monitor. There it is.
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Nov 12, 2019 02:17
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Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
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Nov 12, 2019 02:29
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Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.
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Nov 12, 2019 02:32
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I dont get the fox one
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Nov 12, 2019 02:35
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Better nate than lever!
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Nov 12, 2019 02:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwYKKTGBDlU
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Nov 12, 2019 02:42
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Q: How does the Ozark mom know when her daughter's on her period? A: The dog's dick tastes funny.
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Nov 12, 2019 02:47
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What is the difference between an arthritic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer sits while he shucks
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Nov 12, 2019 02:47
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Lowtax, The Zombie Guy, and a Catholic Priest walk into a bar. Lowtax orders a ginger ale and the Catholic Priest has some communion wine. "Lowtax, I can't drink communion wine. It's poison, but what can I do?" said the Zombie Guy. "Well, we can drink the ginger ale," said Lowtax. "What's the matter, you're not a real Catholic?" "No," said Lowtax, "I'm not a real Catholic." "Then what the hell are you?" asked the priest "I'm not a real Catholic. I'm a Catholic zombie." "We're not going to let you into heaven with that zombie attitude," said the priest. "What does that even mean?" asked the zombie. "Nothing!" said the priest.
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Nov 12, 2019 02:56
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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says why the long face? i have terminal cancer
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Nov 12, 2019 02:58
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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The priest sees a kid, and says, "Hey, wanna gently caress that kid?" The rabbi says, "Out of what?"
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Nov 12, 2019 03:00
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Supreme Allah posted:I dont get the fox one You're obviously not Canadian https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Fox tldr: Dude who had his leg amputated due to cancer tried to run across Canada by doing a Marathon a day. Made it about half a year, from the tip of Newfoundland to 3/4ths of the way through Ontario
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Nov 12, 2019 03:01
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A Louisiana teenager wants to go to a party. She asks her dad if she can borrow the car. The dad says, "Sure, if you suck my dick." She starts sucking his dick, stops and says, "Dad, your dick tastes like poo poo!" The dad replies, "Your brother wanted to go to the same party!"
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Nov 12, 2019 03:01
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Anyways, ban everyone in this thread, jfc
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Nov 12, 2019 03:03
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An old woman goes to the doctor. She says, "Doctor, I can't stop farting! Fortunately, they don't smell or make a sound." The doctor writes her a prescription and says come back in a week. The next week, the old woman returns, she says, "Doctor, the prescription you gave me is awful! Now my farts stink to high heavens!" The doctor says, "Good, we've fixed your sense of smell, now to get you a hearing aid!"
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Nov 12, 2019 03:04
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what'd the indian say when his dog ran off a cliff? dog gone
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Nov 12, 2019 03:06
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My sexuality was turned into a meme by idiots!
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Nov 12, 2019 03:07
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I used be a fan of the dead baby jokes in my youth. What's worse than finding twenty dead babies in one trashcan? One dead baby spread across twenty trashcans.
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Nov 12, 2019 03:07
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Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:I used be a fan of the dead baby jokes in my youth. What's the difference between twenty dead babies and twenty bowling balls? You can't clean up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Nov 12, 2019 03:13
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racism!
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Nov 12, 2019 03:22
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sweet thursday posted:Literally A Person  Sadly I don't know any edgy jokes because I am not edgy. I am currently compressing myself in a mold that will make me much more angular in the future. Just wait till then. Then you'll see some edge. Also, vertices.
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Nov 12, 2019 03:25
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. Always a favorite, I'm sure it'll be quoted at my funeral, which hopefully happens soon.
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Nov 12, 2019 03:34
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Arrhythmia posted:You're obviously not Canadian Best compliment i got in a while 
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Nov 12, 2019 03:50
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An elderly white couple is driving home from dinner when they hit two black teenagers who were crossing the road. While one of the teenagers survived, landing in a nearby ditch, the other was less lucky and went though the windshield. When the sheriff arrives, the elderly couple is upset and worried about potential charges they may be facing (the husband had tied on a few at dinner). The sheriff senses their distress and tells them not to worry, “we’ll book the first one for breaking and entering and the other for leaving the scene of the crime.”
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Nov 12, 2019 04:12
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So there’s this guy and every morning he wakes up he lets out the loudest, most disgusting fart you could possibly imagine. Somehow his wife has not left him over this but every day tells him “one of these days you’re gonna fart your intestines out”. Her husband just laughs because like, how would that even work?! Well anyway, one Thanksgiving morning the wife wakes up early to go get the turkey ready and while she is removing the giblets, she gets an idea for the all time world’s greatest prank. She goes upstairs and slips the slimy giblets down into the seat of her husband’s boxers. She goes back downstairs and about ten minutes later she hears a loud fart and an absolutely bloodcurdling scream. A few minutes her husband, dazed and white as a sheet walks downstairs. Trying to keep from cracking up she manages to ask, “Honey I heard you scream, is anything wrong?” And the guys starts out, “Well, you know how you always say I’m gonna fart my insides out?” She nods, yes. “Well it finally happened.” “Oh god! Should we take you to the hospital?!” “No need” he says. “By god’s grace, and these two fingers I got ‘em back up there.”
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Nov 12, 2019 04:21
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LabyaMynora posted:A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The priest sees a kid, and says, "Hey, wanna gently caress that kid?" Came to post this lol
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Nov 12, 2019 04:23
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The Economy
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There was this guy in college who got all the girls...had tons of sex. I asked him,"Dude how do you do it? What is your secret?" "Well it's easy, bro, I'm a serial rapist." edit: i saw norm do this in san diego but the build up was better 20 Blunts fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 04:29
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prob mods probating nooner for every little thing
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A young black girl has finally reached womanhood, and heads to the doctor. She informs him she has started to bleed, and wonders what type of pads she should use. The doctor asks, "well honey, what kind of flow you got?" To which she replies, "lenolium".
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Nov 12, 2019 04:37
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Lowtax, The Zombie Guy, and a Catholic Priest walk into a bar. Lowtax orders a ginger ale and the Catholic Priest has some communion wine. "Lowtax, I can't drink communion wine. It's poison, but what can I do?" said the Zombie Guy. "Well, we can drink the ginger ale," said Lowtax. The waiter says "We don't have that." "WHAAAAAT?" says Lowtax.
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A guy goes to a prostitute and begins by going down on her. All of a sudden there's something in his mouth. He pulls it out, and it's a piece of corn. "Hey, are you sick or something?" he asks. "No, but the last guy was." *** A guy goes to a brothel. He's having sex with the prostitute and she keeps screaming, "more cocky! more cocky!" so he keeps driving into her harder and harder. After he's done, on his way out, the madame asks, "how was it?" He says, "I dunno, she just kept saying "more cocky!" over and over again. It's like I couldn't give it to her enough!" The madame gasps and says, "In her language, "more cocky" means "wrong hole!""
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A priest and a young boy walk into a forest. The boy looks up at the priest and says "Father, I'm scared." The priest looks down at the little boy and says "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone." What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets I heard there was a pizza place on the first floor of one of the world trade towers. Do you know what the last order they prepared was? Two large plains,
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I'm embarrassed to admit this, I have an addiction to drinking brake fluid But it's not a problem, I can stop any time
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A Russian, an American, and a Japanese were stranded on an island. They decided to divide up the labor: Russian guy was to hunt for food American guy was to build shelter Japanese guy was to gather supplies In the evening they met up again. Russian guy showed a wild boar he had caught American guy showed a hut he had built Japanese guy yelled "Surprise!" and showed a basket full of anime
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Nov 12, 2019 05:32
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Horrible psychopathic sick graphic pedophilic incest sex imagery... The Aristocrats.
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it'd be a chicken sedan
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