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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:v:"You're charging me 150$ to install Windows?!"
:awesomelon: "That, and for that awfully large collection of pictures I had to transfer to your new computer."
:v: "..."
:awesomelon: " it's a good thing that I'm a professional and would never look in a customer's private files."
:v: "150$ it is"

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

By popular demand posted:

:v:"You're charging me 150$ to install Windows?!"
:awesomelon: "That, and for that awfully large collection of pictures I had to transfer to your new computer."
:v: "..."
:awesomelon: " it's a good thing that I'm a professional and would never look in a customer's private files."
:v: "150$ it is"

good use of the cylon emote.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Don’t you have to buy a subscription for solitaire now? Gotta send the deck in and have someone shuffle them or something because the computer can’t shuffle them enough locally lol. :downs:

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





this is the same kind of racket that lets people charge $100 for a "tune-up" of their laptop or computer, or $50/yr if you get the annual maintenance plan.

Wonder how all this has fared since the age of smartphones, except that samsung phones still get 2 of every app and pixel phones bring up the assistant and hang up your call at the slightest provocation

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

el dorito posted:

this is the same kind of racket that lets people charge $100 for a "tune-up" of their laptop or computer, or $50/yr if you get the annual maintenance plan.

Wonder how all this has fared since the age of smartphones, except that samsung phones still get 2 of every app and pixel phones bring up the assistant and hang up your call at the slightest provocation

Don't forget that the new MS Office is subscription base too. :science:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Do you at least get the black sand beach wallpaper or is it just those crappy toasters? :thunk:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
You should let them install the Lunix.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lol how do they know my preferences, what are the options I have? This sounds like more work in emails and what not!

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Demand the expert takes the laptop apart and explains what each chip does

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Make sure the expert installer covers all seams and openings in the computer with duct tape, to make sure all the special smoke stays inside the computer.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Looks like a scam op

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Giraffe posted:

They watch you jerk off to porn and make sure your form is good and you don’t pull anything.

If you ain't pulling something, you're doing it wrong.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

smells like cum in here

sorry i poo poo my pants (just got back from powerbottoming a train of dudes for last 8 hours)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Nooner posted:

sorry i poo poo my pants (just got back from powerbottoming a train of dudes for last 8 hours)

Hi Nooner I love you

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