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Beeftweeter posted:nah, the feds don't really do early release unless you're literally on death's door (and there's no parole) He is.
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Soricidus posted:does the voting public really care what happens to sbf enough to make a difference? it’s not like his crimes are the kind that sound unforgivable to normal people, and he’s not an immigrant or minority or politically prominent or anything so there can’t be that much capital to be made out of criticising the sentence as lenient? he is relatively politically prominent. he made hundreds of millions in donations to both political parties, and it wouldn't surprise me if it turns out he bribed some state-level officials as well as foreign ones (and american officials in general can usually be bought for hilariously cheap). that might be enough for some states to overlook a few felonies
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Paladinus posted:He is. eh, amphetamine withdrawal won't kill him
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:a trail of shrimp tails lay wherever his path of vengeance takes him "what's that you found detective, a shell casing?" "…no, a shrimp tail"
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Beeftweeter posted:he is relatively politically prominent. he made hundreds of millions in donations to both political parties, and it wouldn't surprise me if it turns out he bribed some state-level officials as well as foreign ones (and american officials in general can usually be bought for hilariously cheap). that might be enough for some states to overlook a few felonies that’s all just more boring money stuff tho. he doesn’t strike me as the kind of public figure where a state ag’s future political career might depend on whether they tried to prosecute him. so I feel like most of them will just figure 25 years is close enough and focus on targets who aren’t already spending the next six presidential terms behind bars.
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Soricidus posted:that’s all just more boring money stuff tho. he doesn’t strike me as the kind of public figure where a state ag’s future political career might depend on whether they tried to prosecute him. so I feel like most of them will just figure 25 years is close enough and focus on targets who aren’t already spending the next six presidential terms behind bars. no argument here, like i said i think most are either happy to leave the messy financial work to the feds, have larger fish to fry (thinking mostly of NYAG here, she'd definitely benefit from prosecuting him because she's been painting herself as a woman-of-the-people financial malfeasance crusader etc. but is busy with the ex-president), or just plain aren't interested for whatever reason. imo you're not wrong in saying there wouldn't be very much upside it absolutely would not surprise me if part of that calculus was due to him bribing a few AGs though. i'm routinely amazed at just how little it costs to bribe american officials of any rank, and i'm sure at least a few had their eye on him before the feds did
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Potato Salad posted:messy, lotsa crimes sam's bond girl name???
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his criming must have had some international effects, I wonder if any other countries would be interested in picking him up on release.
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The_Franz posted:"what's that you found detective, a shell casing?" Shrimp Wick
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DerekSmartymans posted:Shrimp Wick you absolute mother fucker you missed prawn loving wick
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evilweasel posted:thanks be your owned bankman
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comedy option, trump pardons SBF on january 20, 2025 but sam has to use all the remaining stolen customer funds in his brainwallet to buy $DJT
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FAUXTON posted:you absolute mother fucker you missed prawn loving wick I have to apologize: when the word “Prawn” comes to my attention the only thing I think of is South African sci-fi
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DerekSmartymans posted:I have to apologize: when the word “Prawn” comes to my attention the only thing I think of is South African sci-fi understandable
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Prawn Wick sledgehammering the concrete in his basement to uncover a neat row of Morton's salt containers labeled with his name.
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DerekSmartymans posted:South African sci-fi enough about musk... there's already a thread devoted to him
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Agile Vector posted:sam's bond girl name??? I chuckled
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i dont think we are even prepared to ask if anyone has said this yet
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:i dont think we are even prepared to ask if anyone has said this yet Lisa00007369 did
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Shame Boy posted:sam strikes me as the kind of person who always carries around a single penny "so I can never be bankrupt!" I have never heard of this. What?
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sam strikes shame boy as the kind of person who always carries around a single penny "so I can never be bankrupt!"
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smellmycheese posted:well we got one last fantastic court room drawing samwise bankman freid of stamford-on-shire
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...! posted:sam strikes shame boy as the kind of person who always carries around a single penny "so I can never be bankrupt!" I've just never heard of anyone doing this.
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Escape From Noise posted:I've just never heard of anyone doing this. i've heard that shameboy knows a couple
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Have you heard about Kvatch? They say that daedra came from Oblivion and burned the whole city to the ground!
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smellmycheese posted:well we got one last fantastic court room drawing sam bobblehead-fried just in time for opening day
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let's start a tontine, whoever's still posting here in 25 years when sam gets let out gets to say "buttcoin"
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Boxturret posted:let's start a tontine, whoever's still posting here in 25 years when sam gets let out gets to say "buttcoin"  that!
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https://twitter.com/vxunderground/status/1773134740607979749 loving amazing quote:Currently there is a presumed impact of:
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Boxturret posted:reminds me of when fallout 4 came out there was this sudden rise in people's bitcoins being stolen, and it was found that a popular torrent of the game had a bitcoin stealer virus embedded in it lol
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Boxturret posted:let's start a tontine, whoever's still posting here in 25 years when sam gets let out gets to say "buttcoin" im gonna say it right now and you can't stop me
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