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Paladinus posted:It's a new bull market. I'll be the first to say it. Finally
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Cold on a Cob posted:was this posted here? i don't follow this thread too closely but i've seen it pop up elsewhere Didn't someone write something like this 3 years ago and then nothing happened and Tether continued to exist and Bitcoin went to the moon?
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My diverse portfolio!
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May 19, 2021 23:49
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Paladinus posted:Help, I'm bad with computers, how do I delete Bitcoin? Send it to me I'll delete it for you
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May 20, 2021 19:58
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This can't possibly be legal
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May 21, 2021 19:16
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So, I should buy the dip right? It's never gonna get lower than this!
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May 22, 2021 18:03
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gschmidl posted:
lol quote:To be clear, the amount of crypto that they hold is forever-life-changing (enough to impact my kids' kids), but I have not enough to fund extensive legal action at this moment, only enough for basic filing and couter action, i just wasnt sure if there was any possible thing i could do. quote:Literally ALL of it. Social Security, multiple bills to prove I live at my address, birth certificate, passport, driver's license, tax documents, and some more documents that I now forget. To say the least, they are asking for much more documentation than any other exchange, and their KYC is not third party.
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May 26, 2021 18:39
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Love my decentralized currency where one institution prints all the money
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May 28, 2021 19:18
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Why didn't they just print a trillon more Tether this time?
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://twitter.com/Behind_NFTs/status/1486741560729473029 I think the big problem here is you're looking at that $$$ figure. That's fake. People with lots and lots of ETH know they cannot convert it all into dollars easily. It's risky to move it around or push through exchanges. You can use your fake ETH wealth to prop up a new, different form of "money" that gives you another way to cash out though. The public might be on to crypto being a scam, but we have these new things called NFTs, you see. Look how valuable this one that I sold back and forth between several accounts I control. The price just keeps going up! You'd be a fool not to put dollars into buying this thing.
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So should I buy some Luna? Is Terra attached to one of those exchanges that will just wave their hands and do a billion wash trades and have the price right back up in 3 months?
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:well, people were buying MtGOX bitcoins for pennies on the dollar in the hope that they would eventually be recovered. 
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May 13, 2022 01:57
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OK I'mma go buy like 12,000 Luna
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May 13, 2022 02:14
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Oh wait, I'd have to give some shitbag crypto people my social security and drivers license and last colonoscopy results to buy crypto
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May 13, 2022 02:14
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Beeftweeter posted:do it you pussy I think I uninstalled the Robinhood app
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May 13, 2022 02:17
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Beeftweeter posted:https://robinhood.com/login They don't sell Luna apparently But I did have $21 in my account that I forgot about!!! Big win for me in the markets today
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https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1524931880163741697 Tether followed very quickly by buttcoin
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May 13, 2022 03:53
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:would be awesome except this country is run by cowards It rules but there's no way the powers that be would let it print with a gun. Every black/leftist/labor leader of the past has to be toned down into a decorum follower. No militants allowed.
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The Wisest Moron posted:A bunch of people have been arguing that blockchain is a "store of energy". I'm struggling to find an example of it now though. You put in a bunch of energy and then when you need energy, you .... uhhhhh
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Shame Boy posted:oh they had an answer to that: when you need energy you buy it from a power plant with the bitcoin, you see. lol
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CommieGIR posted:https://twitter.com/buccocapital/status/1533502780027060224?s=20&t=s0XYIDqYnmBWiCLhidI-6g Holy poo poo, I had almost the exact same conversation with a dude whose company (which has tons of VC money) is building some kind of "music copyright on the blockchain" software. They've been working for months and months on the tech and it seemed like absolutely no one in the company had gone "Why would musicians submit to our copyright regime?"
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Tom Clancy is Dead posted:3) what happens if the “house nft” is stolen? Same as they note in the video. The actual occupant of the home is determined by who the sheriff won't evict, which means either the government has consented to replace allllllllll the paperwork that it mandates with "smart contracts" or the NFT is worthless and the sheriff just laughs at you when you try to get them to evict someone based on it.
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4lokos basilisk posted:what if i sell my house irl without telling the blockchain and take out a massive loan against my house nft This seems like the crux of the problem. Literally everyone needs to accept the blockchain or be forced onto it by the government for it to work.
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^^^ok, well if it's on-margin then the cash still doesn't exist, right? Like 1/10th of the cash exists?SubG posted:bitcoin is crashing, so people are trying to sell. if nobody wants to buy, then the price goes down further until you find a greater fool with money to be parted from Seems like this solves the problem for a whole 5 minutes. Like, don't the sellers immediately go "OK, I successfully sold. I'd like to withdraw my cash from that sale now" and then Bitfinex goes "psych"?
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Boxturret posted:mtgox managed to survive like that for months! Oh right. IIRC, they promised to make everyone whole and created a new token that was like "Mt Gox dollars" which was like dollars with a haircut on them and then immediately started allowing people to trade those.
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evilweasel posted:so here is what I think bitfinexed is saying is going on, based on how margin loans work and what (little) i know about bitfinex. Thank you, this made a lot more sense of it for me
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infernal machines posted:i don't care for this, because while everything to do with jobs in crypto is hilarious, i don't really want to judge anyone for being an adult entertainer. Not to mention the guys who did that are doing decades in prison for sex trafficking and basically raping a lot of the women in the videos. https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdca/pr/twenty-year-sentence-girlsdoporn-sex-trafficking-conspiracy
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Can I still buy Magic: The Gathering Online cards on MTGOX?
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I found it, the worst NFT https://twitter.com/HomelessFrenNFT/status/1536941122018156544 
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Boxturret posted:pretty bad, still better than that child slave one which was a bunch of procedurally generated children faces What in the gently caress???
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skaboomizzy posted:Three Arrows Capital (TAC) is a crypto hedge-fund that appears to be collapsing. One of their partners/suckers/victims posted a remarkably clearly written thread about it: I love when they say things like "hedge fund" and "diversified portfolio" when everything in the crypto space is 99% correlated with the price of Bitcoin. Building up all these simulacra of a modern financial system but all of it collapses equally as soon as Bitcoin takes a poo poo.
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Beeftweeter posted:not a big one but another one bites the dust: Naming my financial company after something that's famous for being torn down. Titanic Capital
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Jun 17, 2022 21:30
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Now that it's had super bowl commercials, I'm not sure where they have any more untapped wells of idiots to buy-in. If it crashes to like $1, it'll just stay there forever or slowly waste away to nothing.
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Tell them not to let the Bank of England backstop stablecoins. That was the dumbest goddamn idea I ever heard
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Neat. Sounds totally legit and well within GAAP. https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1542494986297556993
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HappyHippo posted:or they're already insolvent Oh is that what USD means? I don't know where I picked this up, but I thought USD was their abbreviation for some OTHER dumbass stablecoin. Yeah, this is real hosed
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