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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

catspleen posted:

ERCOT the only thing less regulated and more volatile than buttscoin. love those 10,000% electricity price spikes.

the

will be incredible when their gains are wiped out by a single hot day, or their farms are down for a week during a heatwave. either way, promising stuff

# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 19:17

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Nybble posted:

china cracking down on miners? this, of course, is a good thing for bitcoin!

https://twitter.com/davidmarcus/status/1406918261581750273?s=21

Note: he never explains why it�s good, It Just Is

infernal machines posted:

you'll note, this is actually good for bitcoin because...

chinese mining pools controlled over half the network hashrate combined, so this is decentralization, you see

# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 16:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Ad by Khad posted:

anyone can contribute to forbes, why don't you scoop Abe Brown here and just post your own drat article

contributor on the meme beat

# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 14:56

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Alan Smithee posted:

Is it cumpass or scumpass

first one, then the other

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 15:32

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

then the system works and bitcoin remains secure

# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 17:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Chris Knight posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/mikko/status/1410297434291552269

loving gold

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 15:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

actually, and I might be misremembering this, if a clearing member goes down the other clearing members are obliged to take on the positions to ensure they can be closed out. that's easy for physical positions,a bit less so for dumbass leveraged ones but you can reasonably assume that you might get aggressively closed out or margin called into oblivions if your internet comedy gold position is moved from clownshoes broker to idk ICE or whoever.

how does all this work when people on the platform have been sold "partial" shares?

# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 12:59

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

no records of us telling you to commit crimes if they're all in-person meetings

# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 13:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

look, they just need to make a layer 3 implementation of blockchain, then run everything on that

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 04:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Splicer posted:

Krypto Kids Kamp

uh oh, that's not good.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 15:11

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i still can't fathom why anyone thinks being a "serial entrepreneur" is a positive thing.

people who were constantly trying to make new businesses were generally mocked for being failures up until what, the 90s?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 15:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

KnifeWrench posted:

this was in the tweet, too, and I just can't get my head around how it made it to the final version

like, this isn't even standard bitcoin-dumb. this is grammatically unparseable. less secure than what? it's like they had a glimmer of awareness that they couldn't claim it was insecure, so they took a page from the rubber bullet pr handbook without considering how absolutely insane it sounds on first reading

the entire article is also complete nonsense combining completely unsupported assertions about the nature of cyber crime, its relationship to internet protocols, and fundamental misunderstandings of literally every topic mentioned

idk what the gently caress rocketfuel is, but if that guy is cto i'd stay the hell away from them

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 02:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Boxturret posted:

...are these based on a script or something?

the second one is a joke based on the first to demonstrate how stupid it was

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 04:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

posted by a (former?) yosposter no less

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 04:03

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

yeah, poe's law and all, it probably could have been real

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 04:05

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

archive captures the link to the bio and

*Navy seal screed but it's blockchain.txt*

30 years on the blockchain? impressive indeed.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 13:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

nice. i hadn't seen her in the sec thread in a while so i wasn't sure

kinda realized after posting that i might be legit doxxing her if she didn't want that association made

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 13:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

TotallyNotSatoshi posted:

Yeah...but on the other hand if I was playing a game and it looked like someone had read a page of jokes on a web forum and just copied each and every one of them I'd think the game designer was a shithead. And I don't want to be a shithead. Well. Not that kind of shithead.

I got to the emptygox thing from the idea of having the game taking place in a town that's gradually going to poo poo due to bitcoin. I got the idea of "Decentralia mine fire" and that got me to Silent Hill and that became Empty Gox. This was like multiple major releases of blender and THREE.js ago, and back when I was first trying to implement this poo poo they didn't really play well together and I shelved everything because I had to wait through several releases until poo poo like skeletal animations were actually working. And I remember worrying at the time oh poo poo what if someone else gets the idea of implementing a bitcoin parody inside of a Silent Hill parody...and then thinking what the gently caress don't be stupid, who would think of that.

"the simpsons did it"

these threads have been going for like twelve years, you cannot conceive of anything more outlandish than the things that have been witnessed here over the last decade, so don't worry about it and just make the game you want to make

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 14:20

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ultrafilter posted:

there is no way this is not a joke. it can't not be.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 23:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's just way too perfectly mocking bitcoiners, and too obviously absurd. the only other possibility is that man is god's perfect idiot.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 23:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

it's like a battery if you don't know what words mean and decide that you can just conflate anything you like with anything else because the entire concept of communication is meaningless to you

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 13:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

if it's less than all of them, tell them they lack conviction

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 21:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

now sort the chain from highest to least intrinsic value

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 22:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

new shitcoin

# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 13:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

the slowest horse finally crosses the finish line to raucous applause

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 22:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

HappyHippo posted:

this reminds me of ubik where everything's coin operated and the guy can't even afford to open his own door

ubik was a documentary

# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 18:20

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

remember when grimes wanted to change her name to "c"?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 05:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

jisforjosh posted:

remember when grimes tried to play huck finn with a bunch of chickens and her boyfriend but kept getting stuck on the Mississippi?

yes.

i guess i'm saying that poor bastard's name may not be entirely elon's doing

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 23:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

giving away free money? sounds like communism to me

# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 13:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Boxturret posted:

love how that guy considered leaving a bunch of computers on and stealing electricity a business

at least as much of a business as landlording, less practical utility, but surely the same principle

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 17:10

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

goth smoking cloves posted:

Is this a new form of sov cits? Does he think if he recites the buzz words in the right order biden will owe him a billion dollars or something?

i think these people think there are huge concepts associated with every one of those terms and they're just blowing your mind by listing them off like that.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 02:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Boxturret posted:

it what way is bitcoin a layer 2 protocol

did you miss the RSA article about how blockchain should replace tcp/ip? they're just taking it one step further

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 02:44

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

you don't read the thread?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 14:27

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Boxturret posted:

what's an "elon"

about $4.25, same as in town

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 04:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ADINSX posted:

Are you an actual Bitcoin advocate? I�m just skimming this thread

it's permabanned user seraph84, so yes.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 14:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Weatherman posted:

there's gotta be an ejector seat on that aircraft he can be tricked into sitting in

ain't nobody using a dollar store huawei laptop flying a private jet

# ¿ Aug 5, 2021 22:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lol. can you imagine spending money for an avatar?

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 21:11

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Splicer posted:

my value!

# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 01:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

arbeit macht coin

# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 20:08

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 22:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

only in the bitcoin thread would not one but two people correct a tasteless holocaust joke

# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 21:08

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