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Unfortunately facts, figures, and demonstrations slide off his smooth brain like water off a ducks back. I learned this during the Ivermectin episode. He's 20 years older than me and was closer to a father figure. I picked my university and major based on what he did. I started reconnecting with him last year after a few years apart and had my mind blown by how much brain poisoning he's suffered. Sorry for the oversharing. I'm losing my mind.
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:it’s fine just understand we are laughing at him too MrQueasy posted:Dude, you're not alone. Share all you want, as long as we can all laugh. Some of us more ruefully than others. I'm just happy to share some joy and laughter 
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Programmer Humor posted:That part got me interested into checking out the technical details of how contracts are actually stored on the chain. Surely this kind of thing could be avoided if you just took some time to read through the actual contract. So the end user of these tokens have no practical way of checking if the contract that they're "signing" actually is what the writer says it is? That's insane!
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Boxturret posted:imagine getting in on the ground floor and buying 1 and 0 Nah, there's at least... nine other numbers. Trust me bro, I can count pretty high.
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I bought the concept of infinity. Good luck doing calculus, nerds
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Paladinus posted:My favourite Canadian musician (if such a thing exists) Devin Townsend found out about NFTs and I hope to God doesn't fall for the scam. His colleague Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold, however, is a true believer, and the two had a chat after Devin tried to understand why people hate NFTs. I know Matt to be a nice enough dude in real life, and the way he enthusiastically describes the wonderful metaverse perks batcoin holders will enjoy in A7X's virtual fan club is deeply saddening. I guess it's worth remembering that some entertainers who shill their NFTs can themselves be victims of NFT grifters and their own stupidity, rather than dispassionate influencers for hire or malicious actors. I haven't followed A7X since the Nightmare album, but it's still a bummer that they're getting sucked into this.
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coelomate posted:help im touching the poop it is so bad I knew it would be bad but I just wanted to see for myself what a smart contract was under the hood Oh this is hilarious, please keep sharing
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Shame Boy posted:also lol at mr. meta mask trying to argue with him in the replies Anyone remember when everyone assumed BoB was getting help from the EVE Devs? Well if it had been on the blockchain you could have proved that lolwbehsfart
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Khorne posted:the smart contract functions took pointers to functions as inputs and one of these functions was 'verify hash is correct'. the "attacker", if we can even call them that, provided a function that said yes. Pointers! 
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:the commit is right here on github. it was yesterday, not 4 months ago I'm too lazy to look at their source and comprehend it. Were they really relying on an arbitrary third party to authenticate the transaction? I don't consider myself an experienced networked application coder, but that seems like day 1 rookie poo poo. I wonder if it was put in there on purpose 
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drk posted:lol, dude's wife/co-defendant describes herself as a "irreverent comedic rapper" on her linked in: https://www.linkedin.com/in/untraveling/ Hello fellow hackerz
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Fleshy mortals fear that which they do not understand. By uploading your consciousness to the Ethereum blockchain you can transcend the physical plane and exist everywhere simultaneously in the global VM. Only then will you be able to fully comprehend the genius of Razzlekhan and her weird AF music video. What I'm saying is that to be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand web3 culture.
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Stephen Harper posted:not to worry, some enterprising entrepreneurs have already started the ConvoyFi Convoy Coin, which is definitely not a grift run by cryptofascists!! I can't get enough of that guy's raised eyebrow. He really thought he had something there 
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Lol, remember when Pussy Riot was considered some subversive group sticking into the man in Russia?
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Shumagorath posted:https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2022/03/how-did-a-hacker-steal-over-600-million-from-a-crypto-gaming-blockchain/ I actually have quite a bit of experience managing blockchains that handle append transactions and edit transactions. 
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Khorne posted:hodl cryptler
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I see a bird E: yeah Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i think i see a duck?
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Gazpacho posted:
I'm the 107% APY
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Escape From Noise posted:Oh it's happening! That loving monkey is high as balls
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TIL Mike Judge is into NFTs. drat.
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CommieGIR posted:Sadly Mike Judge is a bit of an idiot. Never meet your heroes. Still not as bad as when Tom Morello and Serj Tankian got into them 
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vortmax posted:Rolling down Rodeo Lol
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ultrafilter posted:https://twitter.com/concodanomics/status/1530463239804436481 And I thought Nick Land arguing that blockchain breaks special relativity was embarrassing. Christ. I wish I had a better understanding of physics so I could really savor the absurdity of this paper.
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:i definitely missed that particular event, but i do remember the guy(s?) claiming that bitcoin was in fact a way to store energy Amphetamines and critical theory are the perfect combination for galaxy brained takes. I can't find a good video of him talking about it, but there's at least a little bit of wordsalad here about causality and spacetime. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PMGuNZreWA&t=1397s A bunch of people have been arguing that blockchain is a "store of energy". I'm struggling to find an example of it now though.
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Jonny 290 posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/v39qbw/landlord_held_my_security_deposit_as_bitcoin/ lol Do you think if the value had increased they would've gotten more than their deposit back?
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Endless Mike posted:lol of course not. they *might* pay a half a percent extra to claim they were following the law, but if they're trying this poo poo, i doubt it. i hope op there gets their TREBLE DAMAGES  I hope that landlord gets owned in court
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Crust First posted:my understanding is people already sell auto-daytrading bots! it's a good scam; you get to use the free demo, and wow! the bot makes money! you pay for the full version, and suddenly because you have to wait for your trades to execute (rather than the bot pretending everything happens instantly), and also pay the exchange fees, you quickly lose all your money. no refunds. My idiot half brother has himself and his two kids gambling their college money with auto-daytrading crypto bots. I have not checked in recently to see how that's been going.
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infernal machines posted:you should, i bet it's going great and he'd love to tell you all about it That's the part that worries me.
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I can't find the exact meltbrainrdb tweet atm, but Just lolling at needing "good opsec" to do my totally legit job that also has specific and arbitrarily enforced retreat location requirements.
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Wholdu've thunk that a currency designed for doing crimes on the internet would turn into such a disgusting fun house mirror of scam machines built on top of scam machines when combined with heavy financialization in a cyberneticized environment?
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It's so loving close, just a few more cents!
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Back up again. Looking forward to the morning lol
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DashingGentleman posted:sorry friend, you thought you were supporting sustainable and human-friendly urban design, but you were actually promoting 150 TWh of annual energy waste. I even raised an eyebrow at the orange pill mention and the guy made it out to be common parlance in crypto circles. I wonder how much energy was wasted in the production of GPUs and ASICS in addition to the power costs.
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Thinking about making software that costs $$ for every individual compiled instruction and how this will produce robust code worthy of financial transactions.
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haveblue posted:a shame "buttcoin: the file in question, entitled “BigTitsRoundAsses,” was not in fact an .mp4" is too long for a thread title Take out the "in question"
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The politicization of cooking oils is so loving  I got a Candace Owens ad the other day claiming that the obesity is caused by nut and seed oils.
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