Boxturret posted:

ive tried

password
p@ssword
p455w0rd
PaSsWoRd
drowssap
DROWp@55
pWaOsRsD
correcthorsebatterystaple

and it just doesn't work

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i remember reading yospos back when asics first became a thing and butterfly labs was sending out just the worst poo poo to buttcoiners

sharknado slashfic posted:

I wonder what happened to the guy who got heat stroke from his mining equipment

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

Never forget that the feds staged an argument between a couple of people to distract Ross and an agent swiped his laptop when he left it unlocked while going to see what was going on.

Crust First posted:

shackleford posted:

so it looks like about 9% of the tether market cap has been redeemed in the past week



very normal looking pattern



lol

Beeftweeter posted:

actually here's a pretty neat one:



i converted it to grayscale to save toner, but the only thing that was actually in color anyway was the (brown) treasury seal, iirc

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2022-05-19/crypto-platform-hack-rocks-blockchain-community posted:

On Oct. 14, in a house near Leeds, England, Laurence Day was sitting down to a dinner of fish and chips on his couch when his phone buzzed. The text was from a colleague who worked with him on Indexed Finance, a cryptocurrency platform that creates tokens representing baskets of other tokens -- like an index fund, but on the blockchain. The colleague had sent over a screenshot showing a recent trade, followed by a question mark. "If you didn't know what you were looking at, you might say, 'Nice-looking trade,'" Day says. But he knew enough to be alarmed: A user had bought up certain tokens at drastically deflated values, which shouldn't have been possible. Something was very wrong. Day jumped up, spilling his food on the floor, and ran into his bedroom to call Dillon Kellar, a co-founder of Indexed. Kellar was sitting in his mom's living room six time zones away near Austin, disassembling a DVD player so he could salvage one of its lasers. He picked up the phone to hear a breathless Day explaining that the platform had been attacked. "All I said was, 'What?'" Kellar recalls.

Shame Boy posted:

lol friend just sent me this



being placed next to the collectable poop stickers is very appropriate

Shumagorath posted:

I'm still two pages back and barely survived the winklevoss band, but awful app turning this into wheel of fortune made me lose it all over again

Chris Knight posted:

your call is very important to us. please hodl

Sapozhnik posted:

I mean that's kind of how regular investment works too? If you invest in or otherwise give away custody of you "money" then there is a possibility that it might end up "away from you".

Sweevo posted:

is there somewhere i can read what happened in the last 3 years because i stopped reading the bitcoin thread when 80% of the posts were that guy who just copy-pasted every single comment from r/bitcoin.

i skimmed the last few pages but its all things i've never heard of backed by other things i never heard of doing things i don't understand

Shame Boy posted:

also if you want a feed you can scroll through of nothing but crypto/NFT assholes getting owned, https://web3isgoinggreat.com/ is pretty good

Shageletic posted:

What are you gonna declare on your taxes?

FCKGW posted:

have you heard the good news?

https://buttcoin.club/

4lokos basilisk posted:

lots of things are being realized right now

skaboomizzy posted:

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1538694217161129984

be your own bank run

Fabricated posted:

Sadly, the number is back near 21000. Die already

Boxturret posted:

yes that was a separate, much more enjoyable story

a.p. dent posted:

under 20k...

more falafel please posted:

obviously because my dumb old gay rear end is posting here I miss forums but we really lost a lot. poo poo moving to discord is waaaaay worse, all of that is dust in the wind.

Neito posted:

it's slack, but youc an pay $10 a month to use emotes from other servers.

...! posted:

lol:

https://www.moodys.com/research/Moodys-downgrades-Coinbase-senior-debt-Ba2-and-places-ratings-under--PR_467258

Endless Mike posted:

TIL nats park has a four-year advertising deal with terra.

SubG posted:

every time the court arraigns
pennies from buttcoin
don't you know miners contain
pennies from buttcoin
you'll find your fortune falling
in every town
because your portfolio
is upside down
make coins out of a bunch of
wastage of power
if you want the things you hodl
you must have tethers
so when the prices tumble
don't fumble bankruptcy
there'll be pennies from buttcoin
for you and me

LanceHunter posted:

I kinda hope that landfill guy is a grifter, convincing some crypto-rich "investors" to give him fiat for all these ridiculous plans that will clearly never pan out (and paying himself the whole time). The alternative is just too sad.

catspleen posted:

upthread looks like?

quote:

Martin Shkreli claims porn virus cost him $450K in crypto tokens

"According to Shkreli, the suspicious token dump was the result of a hack stemming from malware inadvertently torrented while Shkreli tried to download some pornography. The file in question, entitled “BigTitsRoundAsses,” was not in fact an .mp4, but a .zip file containing a 700MB screensaver. It was through this, Shkreli says, that the hacker group was able to use a remote trojan to gain access to his personal information, including the keys to his crypto wallet."

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

what could be better than the power of vmware blockchain for ethereum and infosys!

Escape From Noise posted:

I thought I'd seen that avatar before...
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1590774718780837888?s=20&t=cQx7xLRYjhMzL3-BDhgQ9g

infernal machines posted:

they get a lot of notifications

Zamujasa posted:

you could say all scams are tethered