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*realizes that he's just part of a large surplus population that society has no need for and does the natural thing by jumping off a cliff like a lemming*
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Just doing this until my twitch stream starts to take off, there aren't any jobs in Frog Balls, Arkansas since the aluminum frog-baller factory closed. Sure hope this cough goes away soon, I'll give it another month and then try some of those fish antibiotics Ma got off amazon.
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Nov 23, 2019 17:55
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my job at the dick sucking factory is just a side gig. my main job is at the racism factory
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Nov 23, 2019 17:57
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Howdy fellers, just appeared in town this mornin' thought I'd see if there're any local issues what has y'all too gripped with fear or despair to combat? Perhaps a tyrannical mine owner unconcerned with the high human cost of his endeavors, or a creature not of this world whats takin' too many of your children to an early grave? I'll just plant myself at your watering hole if ya think of any evils need dealt with
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Nov 23, 2019 17:59
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i am from Ukraine let me tell you about Mountain Soldiers
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Nov 23, 2019 18:01
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Haha thanks for the tip! You're right, faith is the only currency I need! Please don't give me a low rating, I'll do anything. N-no, not that...
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Nov 23, 2019 18:05
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name's geralt. heard you have monster problem
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Nov 23, 2019 18:58
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*drives uber into residential street, sneakily opens door slightly and leaves bottle full of piss perched on the curb* flexible working gives me dignity!
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Nov 23, 2019 19:30
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3 more task rabbits in the next ten minutes and I think I can afford to not die this month.
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Nov 23, 2019 20:01
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*finds crumpled up $100 bill on the ground* *cries in car for ten minutes at stroke of good luck* *uncrumples bill to discover it is counterfeit in many obvious ways* *suicidal ideations* *seriously considers trying to use it at the local CVS to buy condoms and juice and toilet paper anyway*
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Nov 23, 2019 20:10
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Snow Cone Capone posted:So are people who drive for Uber full-time just expected to accept they'll never have health insurance, or what? Is there some gig worker-specific plan out there? Yeah it's called going to the emergency room and giving a fake name
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Nov 23, 2019 20:31
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Bust Rodd posted:*finds crumpled up $100 bill on the ground* Have you considered not prostituting yourself for heroin?
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Nov 23, 2019 20:34
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*stocks up supplies in anticipation of the food riots that will descend once automation and "smarter" drone tech renders gig work by human labor obsolete*
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Nov 23, 2019 20:36
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Thank you for taking me to the bar and also thank you for picking me up from the bar and taking me home I'mma tip $3 but I guess you're not gonna get it because I think Uber just keeps your tip anyway
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Nov 23, 2019 21:08
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Snow Cone Capone posted:So are people who drive for Uber full-time just expected to accept they'll never have health insurance, or what? Is there some gig worker-specific plan out there? Having no form of healthcare is what makes America above all other developed nations
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Nov 23, 2019 21:13
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*joins pyramid scheme hawking sawdust pills to anyone still on facebook* i'm an entrepreneur
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Nov 23, 2019 22:26
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JK Fresco posted:Have you considered not prostituting yourself for heroin? Yeah but being a waitress at Applebee’s is worse
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Nov 23, 2019 22:37
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*hears people talking about how hard it is to sell things in Iowa* *takes it as a challenge, gets off the train despite not knowing the territory* *sells cheap band instruments to the yokels* *eventually gets to boff 1960s era Shirley Jones* ... ehh, could be worse.
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Nov 24, 2019 00:41
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*Doesn't have a car, so delivers post mates on foot after taking the bus to an upscale area* *Walks half an hour in the rain, the customer is amazed how soaked he is, so tips a dollar.* *Postmates gets flooded with applicants, since he doesn't have a car, he winds up only getting two deliveries in 7 hours.* *The two deliveries didn't cover bus fare* *Sells blood plasma twice a week, staff has a nickname for him.* *Is angry he's on EBT.* *Is a friend of mine IRL and he got a job this year!* *Still sell his blood plasma because it pays minimum wage*
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Nov 24, 2019 01:04
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Surely, the rich are not to blame for me not having anything to eat. I just have to have better ideas. My start-up is right around the corner, and I, too, will be a millionaire who eats things, because I also have in my head grand ideas. Currently, I am working on an idea which is like Uber, but for window replacements. Also, it is free and open source.
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Nov 24, 2019 01:36
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is an employee and is subject to coverage under various employment statutes and the common law receives none of these as employer's business operates by ratfucking individuals and the tax system by classifying them as "independent contractors" strangely nobody cares and nobody takes steps to enforce the law. gotta break the law and screw over the taxpayer to disrupt the system, right
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Nov 24, 2019 01:50
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Mirage posted:*hears people talking about how hard it is to sell things in Iowa* Shipoopie
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Nov 24, 2019 04:43
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I'm an Uber driver and everything I offer complementary has been vigorously rubbed against my anus before I offer it to you, my fare.
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Nov 24, 2019 04:46
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As an actual full time driver for Lyft and having done doordash before its actually pretty good income if you need it. Just do the rental program with Lyft and never worry about car maintenance. Yeah no health insurance, but flexibility is really nice, averages $18-25 after expenses where I live. Guess I dont care as much as others because I love driving and dont give a poo poo if youre drunk. Better to get you home rather than have you go behind the wheel. Good conversations and interesting people, and far better than a lot of other jobs I hear friends and family constantly bitch about.
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Nov 24, 2019 06:11
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*Wants Andrew Yang*
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Nov 24, 2019 07:19
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I'd be driving the car anyway so I don't really worry about depreciation.
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Nov 24, 2019 07:49
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'Dicks at the docks' has a nice cheerful ring to it
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Nov 24, 2019 07:58
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Can one of y’all bring me a kidney? Yours or someone else’s idk. I’ve got a promo code.
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Nov 24, 2019 11:51
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The only thing I want out of this horrible gig economy before it collapses and destroys countless lives is a liquor delivery service that has fast delivery times. Any time I've tried to order a bottle of bottom-shelf plastic-bottle whiskey it takes like 6 hours to get here
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:As an actual full time driver for Lyft and having done doordash before its actually pretty good income if you need it. Just do the rental program with Lyft and never worry about car maintenance. Yeah no health insurance, but flexibility is really nice, averages $18-25 after expenses where I live. Guess I dont care as much as others because I love driving and dont give a poo poo if youre drunk. Better to get you home rather than have you go behind the wheel. Good conversations and interesting people, and far better than a lot of other jobs I hear friends and family constantly bitch about. It’s important to point out that the barrier for entry to this job is “having a relatively recent model of a nice car” which means this job is rarely available to many of the people who could use it the most and many people with no other options choose to bury themselves in autoloan debt because they think it’ll dig them out of poverty, but the only way to do that in most major cities is to work and register for all 3 (Uber/Lyft/DoorDash) and work like 60 hours a week, unless something radical has changed in the last few years.
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The one true gig is scamming seed money from boneheaded venture capitalists.
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:As an actual full time driver for Lyft and having done doordash before its actually pretty good income if you need it. Just do the rental program with Lyft and never worry about car maintenance. Yeah no health insurance, but flexibility is really nice, averages $18-25 after expenses where I live. Guess I dont care as much as others because I love driving and dont give a poo poo if youre drunk. Better to get you home rather than have you go behind the wheel. Good conversations and interesting people, and far better than a lot of other jobs I hear friends and family constantly bitch about. so, you work as a taxi driver?
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Nov 24, 2019 16:15
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Not sure if anything is legit when you drive a person to a hotel room and actually get money back.
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Zeluth posted:Not sure if anything is legit when you drive a person to a hotel room and actually get money back. What does this mean? It's all a grift right?
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Sjs00 posted:What does this mean? It's all a grift right? You follow him into the room, and you get paid after
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Nov 24, 2019 17:49
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I get paid to post on social media pretending that I’m an Uber driver who just got a blowjob from a hot girl I was giving a ride to. Click on my link to drive for uber.
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GABA ghoul posted:so, you work as a taxi driver? Pretty much yeah it's just like driving a taxi with the exception that I don't have to pay a shitload to a taxi company and I'm not tied down to any kind of mandatory hours not saying that it's the best job it has its ups and downs but not as poo poo as a lot of people think it is but then again I also work in a good Market where it's always busy and you don't get butt hosed by traffic 24/7 I have a feeling these things are going to be short-lived anyway so I'm not making it a permanent solution for a job but for now it's been quite nice blatman posted:The only thing I want out of this horrible gig economy before it collapses and destroys countless lives is a liquor delivery service that has fast delivery times. Any time I've tried to order a bottle of bottom-shelf plastic-bottle whiskey it takes like 6 hours to get here I think we have something like that here called drizly and I have no idea how effective it is but I'm almost sure that 90% of it would be used by alcoholics we have some liquor stores here that will just deliver to you
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Eventually all this gig economy poo poo will be so ground down to basics it will be cars that just sit there waiting for a worker to jump in and clock in to drive Uber. Everything will be company issue and the pay will be literal poo poo.
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Nov 25, 2019 17:19
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*realizes that one major car issue or health scare WILL destroy me financially for life* "Hi sir, your McDonald's order is here! Sure smells good! I hope you have a blessed day!"
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