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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

There's a RiffTrax of this and it's amazing.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

So, Grover's building a new extension, I take it?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Nth Doctor posted:

Wait, was it this video you were there for, Humphreys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5H98kA2tqw

What the hell actually caused that and how hosed were the guys who had to fix it?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Cyrano4747 posted:

gently caress look up the early vertical piston monstrosities you see on the old pre-dreadnaught battleships. Basically just giant loving pistons mounted in cavernous engine rooms. All their attachments assumed that the ship would at no time exceed a certain list.

Hell, visit the USS Texas and you can see one in all its hugeness.

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A few of them sank and rolled at Jutland and it’s known that there were survivors in the mechanical spaces for a time.

This isn't actually known, just FYI. It's assumed to be true based on the experiences of engineers and stokers of HMS Warrior, which was shot full of holes and sank after the battle from progressive flooding. In fact it's very unlikely to be true since the big ships with vertical triple-expansion engines lost at Jutland besides Warrior were either sunk by magazine explosions (Defence and Pommern) or turned into a hellish floating inferno before sinking (Black Prince). In either case the engineers were probably killed instantly from the overpressure shock sent through the hull by the magazine explosions or suffocated by flame and smoke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Cyrano4747 posted:

Ah. My bad then, the couple of things I read that talked about it represented it as fact.

It almost certainly happened to some poor bastards, just not at Jutland.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Propaganda Hour posted:

Alarm doesn't sound.

You magnificent son of a bitch.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DrHammond posted:

I'm not even sure what half of what I just read was, but goddamn if I didn't read and enjoy every word of it.

200L of toxic stew, I'm losing it over here. I'd blow a loving gasket if someone dropped that in my lap.

I asked that dude about chlorine trifluoride and he said "oh yeah, use it all the time, not that bad really".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Tim Thomas posted:

when everything you work with is hilariously toxic/violently explosive/hypergolic it gets hard to get really jazzed about a particular thing

That's exactly what I was trying to imply, actually.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

PainterofCrap posted:

Please: do not.

Unless there are, in fact, literal lizards like the monitor lizard from that video posted earlier.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Brute Hole Force posted:

Mr. Landis, your moving truck is going to be late.

:drat:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is one of those images that leaves me wishing I had studied physics so I could run the numbers on what the gently caress happened.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Volcott posted:

Car went hold up, boat went yeah nah.

No poo poo. I just want to know how fast that idiot was going that the loving boat sailed through the air with enough clearance to land square on the cab.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Can you sue the city in China?

No, but you can Tsu them.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I can't get Raymond Scott's "Powerhouse" out of my head when I watch this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Stanky Bean posted:

He finally proved that at least one spot on the earth is truly flat.

It's more smoking crater than it is flat, thanks to him.

Dude really Wile E. Coyote'd himself.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

LifeSunDeath posted:

Why did I expect it to make a big GONG sound?

Because your soul retains a tiny bit of optimism the universe hasn't annihilated yet.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Cojawfee posted:

^^ The OSHA there is that those hand rails get hit by micrometeors which create sharp burrs that can rip space gloves.


What use could something like this even have

deniable suicide

seriously, that's their only possible use

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

EPICAC posted:

Preventing your children from watching unauthorized television. A former coworker’s dad replaced the end of their television’s cord with a female connector, and had one of these that he used to control access to television.

:stonk:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

loving triangles, how do they work?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

OSHA IV: They only killed three spectators.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Polar Express movie looking good

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

no no no see art is only the things people paint that hang in museums i never go to. you can't just call an experience art as though it were an invitation to reassess the fundamental assumptions one's worldview is based upon. that would cheapen the definition of the thing i don't understand and hate reflexively.

edit- art can only be done when it's either a talented poor person who dies at 30 or the post-retirement dabblings of an already rich fucker who bought a gallery.

you're defending shooting at an airplane

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

motherfuckers he used blanks.

so loving what

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Goddamn texture errors, now I gotta load my save again.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I had a professor in college, Dean Adams, who is a ceramics artist whose main body of work is “birds with penises for heads”. I can totally explain his thing because art history education, but let’s be real, all anyone wants/needs is birds-with-dicks-for-heads puns.

http://art.montana.edu/directory/1523844/dean-adams

I want to hear the art history reasons behind all this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

My Spirit Otter posted:

what, you think sonic's rings just appeared from thin air? no, they're made in a factory like anything else.

Then why doesn't Robotnik just buy out the ring factory and defeat Sonic that way?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

Degloving is like deboning chicken wings, except it’s your own finger.

It's a crime against Man and God? That's a little extreme.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
no mention of John Ward

ashamed of y'all

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hello. As a former Oklahoma resident, I'd like to ask what the gently caress this rear end in a top hat is doing outside in that weather.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Splode posted:

Getting ready to go to Oz

drat tourists, they always forget Dorothy kept her gingham-plated rear end indoors during that twister.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Uthor posted:

What do you call the third smallest string on a guitar?

Phil.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

If you are reading this, you have been in a coma for almost twenty years.

We are trying a new technique. We do not know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it gets through.

Please wake up.

I've been trying this for the last decade you bastards.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Wages of Fear remake looking good.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Platystemon posted:

IIRC from Donoteat’s research, the house is still standing and Grover is still its registered owner. No word on if it’s complete.

This seems dangerously close to doxxing on donoteat's part TBH.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
finding out who currently owns the g-haus involves rifling through public registry records that probably aren't obviously accessible

so yeah, it's still kinda doxxing

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Incompetently-made firearms count as OSHA, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nQzFGe1yMk

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

DelphiAegis posted:

Why does it look like the cop is writing a ticket to two midget truck drivers?

Tricks of perspective and because the cop is standing at the top of a hump in the road and the drivers are lower down.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Just going for some gnarly tricks on the shattered remains of the St. Francis Dam like everyone does once in their life.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I thought the engine was purring

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