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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Rad-daddio posted:

I have to go grocery shopping now.

I'm afraid the goons will devour my delicate baby thread for it's precious calories while I'm out foraging :ohdear:
ITT we are a list of groceries Rad-daddio's picking up from the store.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

PYF funny nick names for your hog or clam

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
we have posting problem, not a posting threads problem op

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Ok, I pledge to look at one thread a day.


I can not make a thread because you FASCISTS won't let me do it on the awful app.

Log in using your phones browser, dweeb!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i pledge to buy eggs after work :patriot:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Rad-daddio posted:

You know what?! gently caress it. Imma make a thread right now!

Have fun gassing it, you meanies!

I may goldmine it, like the new j4g dudes! That has 10000 less posts than you.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
YOU ARE ALL COWARDS.

COWARDS!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Fine. Dash my hopes like the sea upon the rocky shore. You people. You disgust me. Each of you. I guess not Rad or Spin. But the rest of you dinguses you're each and everyone the worst of all.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I make a lot of threads. I gas them usually :shrug:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Burt Sexual posted:

I make a lot of threads. I gas them usually :shrug:

BUT ONE A DAY FOR SEVEN DAYS BERT!!!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Literally A Person posted:

BUT ONE A DAY FOR SEVEN DAYS BERT!!!!

My boat stories
My son winning the state baseball tournament
My daughter winning nationals in cheer
My wife going to uni after not being able to afford it and was the first in her fam
My drinking too much at the pub and riding home w a fake Uber
My paying my son $300 to fall clean the yard (it’s not done)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Burt Sexual posted:

My boat stories
My son winning the state baseball tournament
My daughter winning nationals in cheer
My wife going to uni after not being able to afford it and was the first in her fam
My drinking too much at the pub and riding home w a fake Uber
My paying my son $300 to fall clean the yard (it’s not done)

*tied to table with bright light pointed at my face*

THERE ARE SIX THREADS!!! SIX THREADSS@!@@/.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Burt Sexual posted:

My paying my son $300 to fall clean the yard (it’s not done)

Hell, I'll do it for $200

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Literally A Person posted:

*tied to table with bright light pointed at my face*

THERE ARE SIX THREADS!!! SIX THREADSS@!@@/.

You’re the seventh

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I'd make a thread but you wouldn't like it. No one would. It'd be too real.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Protagonist posted:

I'd make a thread but you wouldn't like it. No one would. It'd be too real.

Would it be gritty?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

When I was in Elementary school I wouldn't stand for the pledge because I wasn't American and thought it was really fuckin weird and my teacher forcibly made me stand up and I resisted and force myself back down and she was so weak that I managed to wrest myself away from a full grown adult and then sat there silently while she glared at me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

When I was in Elementary school I wouldn't stand for the pledge because I wasn't American and thought it was really fuckin weird and my teacher forcibly made me stand up and I resisted and force myself back down and she was so weak that I managed to wrest myself away from a full grown adult and then sat there silently while she glared at me

That's a thread.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I've wanted to make a thread about truck nuts, the variety, the history etc.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

my dog died im sad posted:

I've wanted to make a thread about truck nuts, the variety, the history etc.

Boom. Thread.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I've decided that I'd rather die than work for a living. Maybe once I start starving I'll change my mind and feel some motivation, but right now? Nah.

It's not like I think society owes me a comfortable existence or anything, far from it. If anything I probably deserve to be put down more than most, but I'm not gonna bite down on the rifle until it's forced upon me I guess, and I don't feel like competing with anyone for anything. gently caress the rat race and gently caress you and gently caress all of this. It's a bad show for monsters and the universe won't be any worse off when it's gone.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Protagonist posted:

I've decided that I'd rather die than work for a living. Maybe once I start starving I'll change my mind and feel some motivation, but right now? Nah.

It's not like I think society owes me a comfortable existence or anything, far from it. If anything I probably deserve to be put down more than most, but I'm not gonna bite down on the rifle until it's forced upon me I guess, and I don't feel like competing with anyone for anything. gently caress the rat race and gently caress you and gently caress all of this. It's a bad show for monsters and the universe won't be any worse off when it's gone.

That, goon? It's a thread.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I've been listening to a lot of these motivational speeches on Spotify and it's unironically helped me.

However, I know have an all consuming urge to found a startup and develop an app pronto.

I guess I could make a thread about what motivates goons?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I’m so motivated, I’m goin to bed

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Literally A Person posted:

Fine. Dash my hopes like the sea upon the rocky shore. You people. You disgust me. Each of you. I guess not Rad or Spin. But the rest of you dinguses you're each and everyone the worst of all.

My week is fuckin made
Thanks, Literally

:haw:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

one time i made a thread about teeth and this wily fucker heckled me but mercilessly

i couldnt deal with the stress then and if faced with it today i very well might eat the clicky part of my mouse in dispair

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I'm willing to create a content right now in solidarity

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Im really liking your spunk lately LAP. Keep it going my man

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Fine LAP.
Just for you. I will make ONE and ONLY ONE thread. It will probably get gassed and in that event, I will hold you personally responsible.

Remember, you brought this on yourself.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

crabcakes dogg posted:

Im really liking your spunk lately LAP. Keep it going my man

Realpost time:

I have been having an amazingly lovely couple of weeks so I've just been trying to have some fun and stay positive. GBS helps-ish.

Spins posted:

My week is fuckin made
Thanks, Literally

:haw:

:tipshat:

sweet thursday posted:

I'm willing to create a content right now in solidarity

Are we content content creators or di the content create us :aaaaa:

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
It is done. Gaze upon my thread, and weep. For surely this is a sign of the end of times.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jay_Zombie posted:

It is done. Gaze upon my thread, and weep. For surely this is a sign of the end of times.

Jay, drop a link in this thread when you have a chance and also :woop::woop::woop::woop::woop:

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Literally A Person posted:

Jay, drop a link in this thread when you have a chance and also :woop::woop::woop::woop::woop:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904991


Doing my part to keep these dead gay forums not quite dead but still totally gay.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Jay_Zombie posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904991


Doing my part to keep these dead gay forums not quite dead but still totally gay.

is a good thread :)

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Rad-daddio posted:

is a good thread :)

Thanks. It's my first. :)

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I can't handle the abuse that an OP always gets, OP.

Ps: you suck OP!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Icochet posted:

I can't handle the abuse that an OP always gets, OP.

Ps: you suck OP!

OH NO! MY THIN VENEER OF TOUGHNESS HAS BEEN EXPERTLY SHATTERED BY YOUR VILE WIT!!! I WILL POST NO MORE FOREVER!!!!!!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Literally A Person posted:

OH NO! MY THIN VENEER OF TOUGHNESS HAS BEEN EXPERTLY SHATTERED BY YOUR VILE WIT!!! I WILL POST NO MORE FOREVER!!!!!!!

You jest but I'd be like this for real. Can't count how many times i've started crying because you guys dunked on me

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I PLEDGED to make stir fry tonight after getting the rice cooker going and marinading some real beefy bits with garlic, msg, and oyster sauce you nasty rear end bitches. How you like THAT?

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

Are we content content creators or di the content create us :aaaaa:
We are the content the universe creates
To fill itself with content

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