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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I always thought this was gospel truth until i took my hella dry tree out the last 3 years to my yard to burn in Feburary (wife's rules) and I cant get the drat things to light on on fire because the needles burn so drat fast they wont light the ones next to it on fire. I was using a dragon fire propane torch.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Deathy McDeath posted:

Also a Rhodes scholar

Yeah but he had a goal his whole life of being the president so obviously he’s an unworthy piece of poo poo.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The easiest explanation for the earlier dates of first known habitation in places like Monte Verde vs. North America is that they were established by a maritime population who followed the coastline, and most of their habitation sites along the West Coast got drowned by rising sea levels.

Blasphemy. Global warming/cooling is not real.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Viva Miriya posted:

Cole is a good man who I've met myself. Please chill w this.

One degree of separation!

He’s a lot of fun to go to baseball games with and Montys even more amazing in per...dogson?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Milo and POTUS posted:

Dismantling NATO because owned by the Rus.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



They would still collect an income while off and the white supremacists groups would get a bunch of “little green men” helping out.

Too bad there’s no cops around to make arrests in forthcoming riots.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Riot Carol Danvers posted:

While I agree with you, most ND's I ever saw were Army

At the ol’ armored car company in the span of 8 years we had 4 discharges. 2 glocks, 1 XD and 1 revolver and all prior Marines.

Two glocks in the locker room I hope they never repaired the lockers.
XD shot off in a cab of a vehiclen in route. Killed the alternator and the truck was offline.
Revolver got yanked out of the holster by the seatbelt when the driver jumped out of the cab. He caught the gun before it fell and managed to pull the trigger and shoot the roof.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


FAUXTON posted:

How the gently caress do you ND an XD unless I'm incorrect in thinking that's the Springfield XD with like 3 different safeties.

He said he forget to load it before coming to work. So he pulled it out of the holster racked the slide between his legs and oopys doodle hit the trigger.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

Tesla fanboys want Mazda to turn the Miata into an electric car. The thought of that makes me sad

Didn’t Mazda loosen up the oem US market? Sounds like older miatas are going to be around a long long time.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


sharknado slashfic posted:

I saw one on the road the other day and did a minor double take, I had totally forgotten about Miatas

When my mazda2 dies my current plan is to buy a gently used Miata as my daily.

The mazda2 isn’t dying any time soon though. Things a champ.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

Can you fit into a miata crabman?

Also, gently used (stick) Miatas depending on year can go as low as 6-7k. They go lower if you don't care about it being ragged on.

Yeah I’m not humongous I’m only 5’11” 210.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I can't stand this idiotic "they're aborting babies in the ninth month of pregnancy!" type of conspiracy / scare tactic. And then that people loving believe it.

I got a friends cousins neighbors auntie who had a 9 month abortion and they just tossed the “baby” in the garbage can and was rescued by a family of raccoons and grew up to be a famous quarterback praise jebus.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


colachute posted:

Paging LincodKilla to make sure he’s not teetering over the edge.

(He had a creepy pornstache last summer but I think I remember him saying his wife is normal and makes him shave it.)

Goddamn it I read the first comment and I was thinking you’d bring up my glorious mustache.

I’ll be able to start growing out again in 3 weeks.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ElMaligno posted:

thats a loving good mustache

Some people are just jealous.



*not the shooter*


But seriously gently caress that Pensacola shooter.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


colachute posted:

Promote him because he was found not guilty on *nearly* all charges lol

I loving spit my coffee reading that.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Milo and POTUS posted:

Extremely normal country

Compared to our two closest neighbors? I feel like we fit in the middle.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hot Karl Marx posted:

you guys ready to dominate the new warfighting domain of space???

https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1204825652836347905

We can’t even dominate the Middle East now we gonna stick our dicks in the bug’s realm?

Also what the gently caress is with this admin being belligerent 24/7.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Comrade Blyatlov posted:

What about this entire continent that no ones claimed guys

You have more specific.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

I can't wait for spacewar to dump enough debris into orbit to prevent us from doing anything in space for decades

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome

My idiot coworker says not even North Korea would be that bold to gently caress up space.

Holding the world as hostage just hasn’t occurred to them yet is my guess. Too focused on making missiles come down as opposed to just stay up there.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


There was an old man from Nantucket...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Flikken posted:

Has it had a successful cruise in it's 30+ year career?

Watch it sink being hauled to the breakers.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



So weed good now?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


This concerns me. I feel like it’s a troll they are gonna step back from and be like all “it’s just a joke bro” then put up a fail son instead.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Blowjobs vs Russian assets.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Real talk I wouldn’t mind a zip up pocket on my shoes for my gym locker key.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Thump! posted:

It doesn’t count unless you do it below the belt line anyways for it to count. Anyone doing it above the beltline is a racist gently caress :colbert:

Yeah we play this dumb game at work constantly but you do it “hidden” to catch the other person not on a national platform all obvious with sometimes the “w” thrown in also. There’s also a company that supplies large stickers with the symbol but the fingers are up “Made you look” “Your add here for cheap”.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


colachute posted:

I think to be safe the game should be reversed and anyone you see doing it gets punched, rather than them punching you. I’m 32 and think the game is stupid anyway so this is the best solution right?

Look it at this fancy white collar guy not getting dumb childish games.

However don’t punch your coworkers. We just laugh at each other.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A Bad Poster posted:

Always nice to see a poo poo head get his head turned into pudding.

Also, saw some people talking about the rear end smacking youth minister saying things like "why is everyone trying to destroy this man's life, he has a family!" Maybe he should have thought about that before he sexually assaulted a woman on live television.

It’s a woman duh.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


He’s cashing checks with his mouth his jaw can’t cover.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Madurai posted:

I'm old, so my grandpa was in WW1 instead of WW2. is there a statute of limitations for valor theft?

No, some idiots still claim civil war valor.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My wife’s grandfather was an army air reserve officer on his AT in pearl when poo poo kicked off and he ended up staying the length of war. Was in charge of a bunch of women dealing with asset tracking in the pacific. Stuck in a small TS village with them. Ended up dating more than half of them including my wife’s future grandmother.

He retired as a full bird in the 60s.

On my moms side of the family my great uncle retired an e8 after serving in both WW2 and Korea.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Milo and POTUS posted:

What's a TS village

Super secure (for the time) small compound that housed all the people working in tracking fleet movement. They got weekend passes to go to Honolulu but otherwise they had to stay on the compound.

IE top secret

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What’s the problem with this? It’s about the only thing he could do that I would approve of.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hobbesmaster posted:



The US built a literal greek shrine to a founding father and an obelisk for another.

Big Dick power-obelisk is cool though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1207380413590708224

A take so loving scorching that even Jesus would get burned by it.

Jesus has a hotel in Rome?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


So does this mean donald finally won at a vote?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

Warren/duckworth 2020

I wish. Really.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Smiling Jack posted:

ok duckworth/duckworth 2020

the baby gonna be hangin' off her side the whole time anyways right?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


FAUXTON posted:

lord bitchener

Just read your probate reason and all I can say is wow that’s harsh. See you in a month my dude.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


hobbesmaster posted:

It’s the CSPAM trump thread, that’s really not that bad.

I’d rather take a ban than a 30. That’s just turbo annoying.

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