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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

He was also House from New Vegas.

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Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

rip in piece bucket boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhzMBb0jwg

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGsvWc75Bo8

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Reading his wiki article and apparently he's a direct descendant of Joachim Murat and a 3-great grand nephew of Napoleon through his mother's side :france:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I'm looking forward to the queen finally dying.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Popped in to post the news about Renee, but looks like I was beaten. R.I.P. you grumpy motherfucker.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

I'm looking forward to the queen finally dying end of monarchies.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008


This was a BREAKING NEWS banner on the Washington Post website so I guess I have no choice but to vote for Buttigieg or Biden since it’s clear Elizabeth Warren apparently is simultaneously a firebrand communist AND a corporate shill!

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

She was also a republican at the time, that also doesn’t fit neatly

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
noteworthy:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1203856037016682503?s=20

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


lol how dare she make *checks excel* $5500 a month before taxes

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



pantslesswithwolves posted:


This was a BREAKING NEWS banner on the Washington Post website so I guess I have no choice but to vote for Buttigieg or Biden since it’s clear Elizabeth Warren apparently is simultaneously a firebrand communist AND a corporate shill!

I mean they're terrified of both Liz Warren and Bernie. I can dream of getting both of them in either orientation on a ticket, but the squishy centrists will pick Diamond Joe or buttbutt, and they'll pick each other, and will get steamrolled by the Trump fascist death cult.

Meanwhile Bitch McConnell continues to do untold damage to our judicial system via court packing, and that won't wash out even when Trump dies from a fatberg dislodging from somewhere in his bloodstream and going to his head.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Dec 9, 2019

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

pantslesswithwolves posted:


This was a BREAKING NEWS banner on the Washington Post website so I guess I have no choice but to vote for Buttigieg or Biden since it’s clear Elizabeth Warren apparently is simultaneously a firebrand communist AND a corporate shill!

democracy not conducive to the beez dies in darkness, if the beez has his way

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
New Zealand is blowing up.

https://www.cnn.com/australia/live-news/new-zealand-volcano-live-intl-hnk/index.html

quote:

At about 48 kilometers (30 miles) from shore, White Island is visible from Whakatane. Standing on the beach at Whakatane, it's not uncommon to see tendrils of smoke above the island.

Royal Caribbean had cruise passengers at the volcano, says it is "devastated" by eruption
More than 30 passengers from the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line were believed to have been on the island when the volcano erupted.
In a statement to CNN, the cruise company said it was "devastated" and working with local authorities.

Active volcano, people shocked by eruption.

edit :

quote:

Police say fewer than 50 people were on or around the island at the time of the eruption. More than 30 of those are believed to be passengers from the Royal Caribbean cruise line. A total of 23 people were rescued from the island in the immediate aftermath of the eruption.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203903346324709376

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I wonder how people supporting this felt about Chelsea Manning.

This new one was actually clemency and not a pardon right? Meaning they still eat the whole felony, dishonorable discharge etc yes?

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

It's weird how history keeps repeating itself

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2019/investigations/afghanistan-papers/afghanistan-war-confidential-documents/


quote:

“We were devoid of a fundamental understanding of Afghanistan — we didn’t know what we were doing,” Douglas Lute, a three-star Army general who served as the White House’s Afghan war czar during the Bush and Obama administrations, told government interviewers in 2015. He added: “What are we trying to do here? We didn’t have the foggiest notion of what we were undertaking.”

“If the American people knew the magnitude of this dysfunction . . . 2,400 lives lost,” Lute added, blaming the deaths of U.S. military personnel on bureaucratic breakdowns among Congress, the Pentagon and the State Department. “Who will say this was in vain?”


"I have no visibility into who the bad guys are,” Rumsfeld complained "We are woefully deficient in human intelligence.”

“We stated that our goal is to establish a ‘flourishing market economy,’ ” said Douglas Lute “I thought we should have specified a flourishing drug trade — this is the only part of the market that’s working.”

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/st...ingawful.com%2F

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp
High Hopes blasting in the background makes this extra funny:

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1203911398666985472

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

egyptian rat race posted:

High Hopes blasting in the background makes this extra funny:

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1203911398666985472

lol I wonder if twitter can get to the glass-shattering screech intensity on this guy faster than they did on warren when she hosed up on healthcare

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

FAUXTON posted:

lol I wonder if twitter can get to the glass-shattering screech intensity on this guy faster than they did on warren when she hosed up on healthcare

Well, what do the wealthy elite want to happen? Whichever one they want will have a healthy PR campaign ready and waiting to astroturf their goals with bots, "influencers" and media outlet think pieces coming out of the woodwork. I know which way I'd be betting.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

bird food bathtub posted:

Well, what do the wealthy elite want to happen? Whichever one they want will have a healthy PR campaign ready and waiting to astroturf their goals with bots, "influencers" and media outlet think pieces coming out of the woodwork. I know which way I'd be betting.

It's just strange to see the astroturfing eye of sauron fix its gaze on warren and specifically start crowbarring her from the left, it's even weirder to see that it fuckin worked.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The Pensacola shooter was upset that everyone kept calling him Pornstache.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/louisvirtel/status/1203934298304180225?s=20

Can confirm that Marianne Williamson did in fact claim that Trump posthumously pardoned Charles Manson. Also that’s a string of words that I *never* expected to read or type but such is life in TYOOL 2019 in the Hellfucker dimension.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

shame on an IGA posted:

The Pensacola shooter was upset that everyone kept calling him Pornstache.

Paging LincodKilla to make sure he’s not teetering over the edge.

(He had a creepy pornstache last summer but I think I remember him saying his wife is normal and makes him shave it.)

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

hobbesmaster posted:

She was also a republican at the time, that also doesn’t fit neatly

shes still a 1990s Republican, that also doesn't fit neatly.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
When I got dinner with Lingcod he told me look for the hispanic man doing Magnum PA cosplay. Very accurate!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

shame on an IGA posted:

The Pensacola shooter was upset that everyone kept calling him Pornstache.



That's a loving pornstache.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's definitely a pornstache god drat.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


colachute posted:

Paging LincodKilla to make sure he’s not teetering over the edge.

(He had a creepy pornstache last summer but I think I remember him saying his wife is normal and makes him shave it.)

Goddamn it I read the first comment and I was thinking you’d bring up my glorious mustache.

I’ll be able to start growing out again in 3 weeks.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

BigDave posted:



That's a loving pornstache.

thats a loving good mustache

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





So DDG 41 HMAS Brisbane is parked up in Auckland. I feel this is noteworthy because her motto is 'we aim at higher things'

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


ElMaligno posted:

thats a loving good mustache

Some people are just jealous.



*not the shooter*


But seriously gently caress that Pensacola shooter.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

That Works posted:

I wonder how people supporting this felt about Chelsea Manning.

This new one was actually clemency and not a pardon right? Meaning they still eat the whole felony, dishonorable discharge etc yes?

I can't find the actual order, but here's what the WH press release says:

quote:

Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Grant of Clemency (Full Pardon) for Army First Lieutenant Clint Lorance, an Executive Grant of Clemency (Full Pardon) for Army Major Mathew Golsteyn, and an order directing the promotion of Special Warfare Operator First Class Edward R. Gallagher to the grade of E-7, the rank he held before he was tried and found not guilty of nearly all of the charges against him.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-97/

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

joat mon posted:

I can't find the actual order, but here's what the WH press release says:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-97/

Promote him because he was found not guilty on *nearly* all charges lol

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Former health insurance exec outlines the kind of work McKinsey reps like Mayo Pete would perform.

https://twitter.com/wendellpotter/status/1204054770388013058

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

joat mon posted:

I can't find the actual order, but here's what the WH press release says:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-97/

Pardoning war criminals for the moron vote - looks like it's working pretty well for him, Cotton

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


joat mon posted:

I can't find the actual order, but here's what the WH press release says:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-97/

Huh.

Aren't clemency and a pardon two separate things?

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


colachute posted:

Promote him because he was found not guilty on *nearly* all charges lol

I loving spit my coffee reading that.

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