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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > UFC December: Condoms up the nose & external prostate massages
 
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Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Ticketmaster_NZ/status/1201294176417021952

Dan Hooker gets a main event in his home country, that's pretty sweet.

https://twitter.com/NakedGambling/status/1199869134877659138?s=19

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Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.
I saw this on reddit
https://twitter.com/AliAbdelaziz00/status/1202011590658162688?s=19

Looks like we won't be getting Usman vs Covington

He's right though. USADA is shady. Fighters should never talk to them without representation

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Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

Byolante posted:

Joe invites anybody he thinks will be an interesting conversation.

But he's afraid of having Jessica Eye on

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Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.
That whole thread is interesting. Particularly that middleweight in 2019 had the third lowest finishing rate of the weight classes. Behind only WSW and WFLW.

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