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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > What happens when you leave pot cookies for Santa?
 
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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

* # ? Dec 4, 2019 05:06
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Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
HO HO HOooooly poo poo that wasn't weed...

* # ? Dec 4, 2019 05:11
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

 I'll beat him up

* # ? Dec 4, 2019 05:33
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Chevy Slyme

We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.
Santa gonna get a DUI

* # ? Dec 4, 2019 08:12
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Macnult

 he delivers presents to people around the world in a single night and he can occupy several malls at once. santa’s gonna go to town

* # ? Dec 4, 2019 09:32
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Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Macnult posted:

he can occupy several malls at once.

But can he occupy wall street?

* # ? Dec 4, 2019 09:37
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Heather Papps

hello friend

Resting Lich Face posted:

But can he occupy wall street?

only for a minute then he puts on a different red hat



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* # ? Dec 4, 2019 13:50
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
You want the best presents on the block this Christmas, kid?

Leave out whiskey and some pot cookies.

* # ? Dec 4, 2019 13:50
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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Heather Papps posted:

only for a minute then he puts on a different red hat

santa nooo :(


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* # ? Dec 4, 2019 14:03
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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

 i think that if you leave pot cookies for santa, you should make sure to inform him that they are in fact pot cookies somehow because consent is important. the terrible christmas ghast in your drawing might not want to get faded on the only night of the year he has to work


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* # ? Dec 4, 2019 14:07
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Heather Papps

hello friend

owlhawk911 posted:

santa nooo :(

weed isn't chill anymore and santa just doesn't give a poo poo



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* # ? Dec 4, 2019 14:21
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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You want the best presents on the block this Christmas, kid?

Leave out whiskey and some pot cookies.

On Christmas eve, Mr. Dick leaves out his customary glass of a double whiskey and a pot cookie. On Christmas morning Mr. Dick's daughter excitedly points to the empty glass and the crumbs on the plate and exclaims "See daddy, Santa's real!" Mr. Dick replies, drunken and spacecakedly, "Nah dude, I ate that pot cookie and drank that whiskey, same as how I bought your presents."

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El Spider

 Santa has a panic attack and shits in your fireplace

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* # ? Dec 5, 2019 05:15
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Escape From Noise

 Santa weed cookie prank stuck in chimney Christmas chaos (gone sexual)

* # ? Dec 5, 2019 07:26
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Macnult

 it’s what gives santa his powers to liquify and seep through the air vents of homes that don’t have a chimney

* # ? Dec 5, 2019 07:45
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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* # ? Dec 9, 2019 01:13
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Mr. Dick posted:

On Christmas eve, Mr. Dick leaves out his customary glass of a double whiskey and a pot cookie. On Christmas morning Mr. Dick's daughter excitedly points to the empty glass and the crumbs on the plate and exclaims "See daddy, Santa's real!" Mr. Dick replies, drunken and spacecakedly, "Nah dude, I ate that pot cookie and drank that whiskey, same as how I bought your presents."

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* # ? Dec 9, 2019 01:37
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FutonForensic

Mr. Dick posted:

On Christmas eve, Mr. Dick leaves out his customary glass of a double whiskey and a pot cookie. On Christmas morning Mr. Dick's daughter excitedly points to the empty glass and the crumbs on the plate and exclaims "See daddy, Santa's real!" Mr. Dick replies, drunken and spacecakedly, "Nah dude, I ate that pot cookie and drank that whiskey, same as how I bought your presents."
* # ? Dec 9, 2019 02:06
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Crypto Cobain

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El Spider posted:

Santa has a panic attack and shits in your fireplace
* # ? Dec 9, 2019 02:39
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