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The zombie apocalypse. For this scenario it's a walking dead type end of the world. Slow zombies shambling through the streets of our collapsing civilization. How you have the 30 days of foreknowledge is irrelevant (it could be a vision from god, a message from a friend who works for the government, whatever), but you have exactly 30 days before it kicks off and only you know about it. What would you do? Is there anything you could, or even want, to do? I would probably try to take out every loan I could, and get some property out in the middle of nowhere with a well. Then fill the place with supplies and try to hold out til everything settles in a few years. I think the biggest challenge would be getting my wife on board and not being involuntarily committed to an institution. 
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spacetoaster posted:The zombie apocalypse. For this scenario it's a walking dead type end of the world. Slow zombies shambling through the streets of our collapsing civilization. How you have the 30 days of foreknowledge is irrelevant (it could be a vision from god, a message from a friend who works for the government, whatever), but you have exactly 30 days before it kicks off and only you know about it. I'd gently caress this guy's wife
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Dec 5, 2019 03:31
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Saalkin posted:I'd gently caress this guy's wife Somebody needs to. Sheesh.
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Dec 5, 2019 03:35
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Simply put, I am going to sell everything I own in Oklahoma, move to Michigan and stick up on ammo, food and seeds. Michigan has tons of corn fields, lots of corn fed deer and with the lakes fresh water and fish.
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spacetoaster posted:The zombie apocalypse. For this scenario it's a walking dead type end of the world. Slow zombies shambling through the streets of our collapsing civilization. How you have the 30 days of foreknowledge is irrelevant (it could be a vision from god, a message from a friend who works for the government, whatever), but you have exactly 30 days before it kicks off and only you know about it. What if you're one of the zombies? Then you've just isolated yourself from your food source.
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spacetoaster posted:I would probably try to take out every loan I could, and get some property out in the middle of nowhere with a well. Then fill the place with supplies and try to hold out til everything settles in a few years. I think the biggest challenge would be getting my wife on board and not being involuntarily committed to an institution. Take out a huge loan, buy a ton of shelf stable food, water purifiers, survival supplies, medications, etc., charter a boat to one of the many islands that are far enough from shore and isolated enough to avoid the plague, wait it all out. Bring enough guns and ammo to kill everyone on the island a dozen times over. That or buy enough .22 ammo and 10/22s to outfit the population of a small Midwestern town, and just go ham on the shambling hordes. You and 50 of your closest buddies can mow down an arbitrary quantity of slow zombies. The hardest part would be avoiding dying of cholera or typhus due to all that rotting human shaped meat piled up hither and yon. P.S. Someone did an epidemiology study on bite transmitted slow zombies, and once they factored in the fact that people could shoot them dead, the results were anyone in a coastal city died like a scrub, but once you got into the rural areas the speed of the zombies, distances they had to spread to, and the ability of the local population to purge them offset the hordes nicely. like the entire flyover states had <10% casualties, and mostly on the one or two big cities.
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Dec 5, 2019 03:40
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kidnap elon musk utilize his wealth to build a make shift mothership. you'd have to use a lot of russian style plastic onion scaffolding at first to hold everyone but you could save people long enough to eat mushrooms from their own poo poo and engage in cult cannibalism and stuff
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Dec 5, 2019 03:44
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You assume I want to live.
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Dec 5, 2019 03:48
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ICYPhoenix posted:Simply put, I am going to sell everything I own in Oklahoma, move to Michigan and stick up on ammo, food and seeds. Good plan. Methylethylaldehyde posted:to one of the many islands I did not think of an island, good idea. Linux Pirate posted:You assume I want to live. Not really. I wouldn't blame anyone not wanting to survive the end of civilization.
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Dec 5, 2019 03:50
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Get a set of freakishly monstrous bolt-ons so I stand out from the crowd because the best stuff happens to the memorable zombies
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Dec 5, 2019 03:52
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um i'll be safe in my posting bunker
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Dec 5, 2019 04:06
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Lotta prepper goons gonna come out of the wordwork lol. Just go on like a big expensive cruise the day before the outbreak. Oh bno guys supplies are limited we gotta ratio the lobster thermidor. Half of our passengers are old people who wanted to die on this ship anyway.
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Dec 5, 2019 04:10
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Zombies are a stand in for minorities. Check your local ammo advertisements its a fact.
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Salt Fish posted:Zombies are a stand in for minorities. Check your local ammo advertisements its a fact.
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I'd steal a super-yacht and make a new life for myself and my family on the ocean.Salt Fish posted:Zombies are a stand in for minorities. Check your local ammo advertisements its a fact.
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Dec 5, 2019 04:13
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I'd probably try heroin to see if it's as good as they say
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Dec 5, 2019 04:15
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go north, buy gasoline stabilizer and guns
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Dec 5, 2019 04:20
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Buy a bunch of drugs and a gun with a single bullet.
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Dec 5, 2019 04:23
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Do we factor in environmental exposure, starvation, dehydration, and predatory animals with this zombie apocalypse?
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Dec 5, 2019 04:27
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Vote one on this thread and act surprised
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Dec 5, 2019 04:28
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Linux Pirate posted:Do we factor in environmental exposure, starvation, dehydration, and predatory animals with this zombie apocalypse? Yeah. I wonder if you could build a house on one of those platforms that forestry agents have that's like 10 stories tall?
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Dec 5, 2019 04:30
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I'd piss in ur mouth
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Dec 5, 2019 04:46
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I dunno that your plan is sound OP, I think it'd take much longer than 30 days to acquire a large loan and then find and purchase a suitable house to hole up in, nevermind getting supplies in time. Closing on a house is a nightmare of hoops and paperwork. Personally I'd just take the month off and come what may. My life isn't gonna get any less lovely once there are zombies all over the place, so gently caress it.
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Also how do we know the zombies are dtf
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Just to elaborate I would piss in your mouth because my piss has vaccinating qualities against the zombie virus
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Dec 5, 2019 04:59
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why else did you expect us to think you would be pissing in his mouth
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Dec 5, 2019 05:01
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People will be lining up for blocks so I can piss in their mouths my clan will be the strongest in this new world
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Just to elaborate I would piss in your mouth because my piss has vaccinating qualities against the zombie virus I'll be drinking this guy's piss.
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Dec 5, 2019 05:04
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A whole new meaning to the word urination
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:People will be lining up for blocks so I can piss in their mouths my clan will be the strongest in this new world You'll have a mountain fortress just like in the hit film Mad Max: Fury Road, but instead of releasing water onto your groveling masses it will be piss. "Do not, my friends, become addicted to piss. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"
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Dec 5, 2019 05:05
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my dog died im sad posted:I'll be drinking this guy's piss. Anyone worth a hoot will be drinking my piss doubters will be consumed by the zombie horde smh all they had to do was get pee in they mouth
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Linux Pirate posted:You'll have a mountain fortress just like in the hit film Mad Max: Fury Road, but instead of releasing water onto your groveling masses it will be piss. We're gonna have a fire hydrant hooked up directly to a piss tank people will play in it with their mouths open like they've regained their youth
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:People will be lining up for blocks so I can piss in their mouths my clan will be the strongest in this new world You better hydrate! 
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Did you ever see that doomsday preppers where that kid starts a fire in an abandoned house out in the woods? Probably just 30 days of poo poo like that.
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spacetoaster posted:You better hydrate! I'm accepting gifts in the form of six packs of Yuengling to prepare
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Go on a really wicked 30 day long vacation and then nitrogen gas myself. I have absolutely no interest in continuing to survive in the scenario that is being suggested.
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I live in Rhode Island. Because of the high density only second in the nation to NJ, my options might be different than someone living rural. When I played Fallout there were safe zone cities. I'd either head for a safe zone city - Boston. Maybe Providence. There I could have some local protection.
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Pick posted:Go on a really wicked 30 day long vacation and then nitrogen gas myself. I have absolutely no interest in continuing to survive in the scenario that is being suggested. Why so negative just a little pee like not even that much just one lil squir' squir' in the ole gob
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What does the zombie virus do to pigs or their huge balls?
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SardonicTyrant posted:What does the zombie virus do to pigs or their huge balls? makes them bigger.
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