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So, uh, where’s this gym, OP?
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Just lol if you haven't ever ejaculated in your wife's mouth by dripping it along a thin thread from the ceiling rafters
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Dec 6, 2019 17:29
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Moon Atari posted:While both Ayame and Rikimaru studied under Master Shiunsai, only Ayame mastered the deadly straddling based ninjutsus - powerful assassination techniques channeling the ninja's strength through their groin and thighs. bullet for la blue girl
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Dec 6, 2019 17:41
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Psshhh shes never gonna get spiky blond hair without a hyperbolic time chamber
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Dec 6, 2019 17:56
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tell her to get fukin beefy op
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Dec 6, 2019 18:12
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Never a good sign when one partner suddenly takes an interest in physical fitness. I would begin divorce proceedings now before she becomes any more powerful
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Dec 6, 2019 18:28
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OP can you identify your wife in the provided photo?
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Dec 6, 2019 23:37
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Applewhite posted:Fun fact about Ninjas: the “traditional” ninja outfit is actually the costume of a stage hand. They dressed in black to move props and deploy special effects. The audience was supposed to pretend not to see them. I am never going to look up the validity of this factoid because I really want to believe it
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Dec 6, 2019 23:42
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Captain Hygiene posted:I am never going to look up the validity of this factoid because I really want to believe it it's valid. furthermore, the vast majority of widely known facts about chinese kung fu are all fabricated accounts after the fact, basically fandom worldbuilding for martial arts commedia del arte plays.
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Dec 6, 2019 23:51
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What are her opinions on golf, OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxyCTW6gN4s
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Dec 7, 2019 00:35
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Find a Geisha tea house and start training in the ways of the Geisha. From my knowledge of Shogun: Total War geishas have a higher percentage chance of a successful assassination vs just a ninja. This should translate into you being able to kill your wife first. Also consider watching Mr & Mrs Smith during your training period.
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Dec 7, 2019 00:43
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Chinatown posted:tell her to get fukin beefy op
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Dec 7, 2019 00:47
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Big Beef City posted:So MY WIFE has gotten really into fitness the last couple years.
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Dec 7, 2019 00:48
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Next she'll be switching careers and start working as a stuntwoman.Applewhite posted:Fun fact about Ninjas: the “traditional” ninja outfit is actually the costume of a stage hand. They dressed in black to move props and deploy special effects. The audience was supposed to pretend not to see them.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dmdgbFaqQ Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-zzxADqlu8 itry fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Dec 7, 2019 |
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Dec 7, 2019 00:54
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OP’s wife:  OP: Finally some time to myself! So nice to be home alone! *unzips* wife:
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Dec 7, 2019 01:11
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Hope your wife has really pretty eyes OP
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Dec 7, 2019 01:48
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buy her a mortal kombat ninja outfit
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Dec 7, 2019 01:50
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numberoneposter posted:buy her a mortal kombat ninja outfit I recommend Scorpion, personally.
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Dec 7, 2019 01:53
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Start throwing fruits at her
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Dec 7, 2019 04:17
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1redflag posted:I recommend Scorpion, personally. She's going Sub-Zero or I'm taking her to court
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Dec 7, 2019 08:09
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Big Beef City posted:She's going Sub-Zero or I'm taking her to court Surely if she's that elite she'd be Noob Saibot.
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Big Beef City posted:She's going Sub-Zero or I'm taking her to court There's already a girl Sub-Zero. Maybe she can be one of the robot ninjas. But girl.
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Dec 7, 2019 11:58
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I wish I were as sneaky and agile as a ninja, but I'm clumsy and slow and asthmatic and afraid of heights. But it would be awesome to have skills. What I'm saying is that I'm p. pathetic. Dell_Zincht posted:Surely if she's that elite she'd be Noob Saibot. Technically Noob Saibot is a Sub-Zero so that counts
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Dec 7, 2019 12:03
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If you had ninja dexterity people would just constantly try to catch you off guard and throw poo poo at you, it's not great I should have put more points into int
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Dec 7, 2019 12:07
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blatman posted:If you had ninja dexterity people would just constantly try to catch you off guard and throw poo poo at you, it's not great They stop doing that the first time you instantly fling it back and bean them with it, hth.
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Dec 7, 2019 19:50
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So her "secret technique" is her shoving both index fingers up your rear end is what you're saying. Not even close to the weirdest and/or most deviant thing a goon couple has done.
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Dec 7, 2019 21:29
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I'm sure those guys are giving her a workout op. Bouncing around her wall and making sure she's sticky.
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Dec 8, 2019 00:21
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:There's already a girl Sub-Zero. The girl Sub-Zero already is a robot ninja. Get with the times gramps.
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Dec 8, 2019 09:28
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is she meleena, kitana, jade or skarlet?
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Dec 8, 2019 09:47
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What do her boyfriends at the gym think about that?
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Dec 8, 2019 09:48
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milkingmycow posted:"I'm Deb, mother of 5 beautiful boys and 8 girls. After my 3rd husband died on my 26th birthday my mom called me and said, 'You go girl! Don' you be cryin' So I started watching ANW and working out hard core, dumping my kids on my mom and pops running non stop, lifting heavy cement blocks and climbing rusty structures. Us ladies can do anything the boys can do 1/3rd of the way! Call me Sunshine Window Ninja. This is for my babies - Woooo" "This run is for Jesus!"
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Dec 9, 2019 15:02
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Toxic Mental posted:What do her boyfriends at the gym think about that? Well when they're railing me like they do it's hard to keep it straight. So far as I can tell they LOVE it. And so do I.
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Dec 9, 2019 15:06
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I miss that they don't make any more Tenchu games 
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Dec 9, 2019 15:47
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Hope your wife has really pretty eyes OP I just got this one. Satisfying
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Dec 9, 2019 15:57
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UltraRed posted:I miss that they don't make any more Tenchu games Same. I had a good one for PS2 that I’d load up every one in a while for some good ole assassination action
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Dec 9, 2019 19:46
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mine too. i never see her. she might not even exist.
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Dec 9, 2019 20:31
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lllllllllllllllllll posted:mine too. i never see her. she might not even exist. Have you tried making her appear by loudly announcing "shinobis back"
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Dec 9, 2019 21:09
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OPs got anime on the brain
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thats not a ninja outfit thats a burka and you are harboring a secret muslim
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