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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Does anybody remember who that boxer was back in the late 90s who had a series of fights against one guy where he kept getting DQed for punching the other guy in the dick, and his defense was,"Dick punches don't even hurt if you wear the right cup!" and had his coach take a baseball bat to his balls to prove it?

Was that Andrew Golota?

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Scrapez
Feb 27, 2004

Overeem gonna get KO'd.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
I like both of them I dont want either to lose.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Third draw then?

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

drat Overeem is 39. I knew he was getting up there but still.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
3 draws, a twister, and a castration would be a very good way to remember this card.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Scrapez posted:

Overeem gonna get KO'd.

It's like a universal constant. You might recall the old saying, "An Overeem and his consciousness are soon parted."

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Bruce is struggling a bit tonight

MikeC
Jul 19, 2004
BITCH ASS NARC
Lol rejected handshake

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DC: I touched gloves with Jon Jones

:lol:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
He's gonna bet battered right on the little pattern shaved into his temple

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Was that Andrew Golota?

gently caress yes it was, I couldn't remember but that name definitely feels right.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Tale of the tape reported them as the same height lol.

I love how the UFC always inflates the fighters' size.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
please Overeem just stay off the cage

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
a roidtech level guard pass there

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
overeem could still get knocked out here haha

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
reddit.com/r/DarkSouls > Need help building a glass cannon type character for PvP? Posted by Redditor u/VewyPantasticBody

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
rozenstruik from the derrick lewis school of just get up but he forgot he's not derrick lewis

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Bigi Boy's rear end is hanging out a bit, tonight has everything

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The way this card has been, Jair will get a gogoplata or something

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Smart round for Alistair. Rozenstruik looks like Derrick Lewis off his back, only without the ability to just stand up apropos of nothing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

The way this card has been, Jair will get a gogoplata or something

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a third majority draw!

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

The way this card has been, Jair will get a gogoplata or something

It looked like he was thinking about an ezekiel for a brief moment there

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

old.flv posted:

rozenstruik from the derrick lewis school of just get up but he forgot he's not derrick lewis

haha high five

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I know I've said this before but watching bad half guard just makes me so upset.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Seems like Overeem's a better fighter, but did notice a lady in Bigi Boi's corner laying a hex on him, so could be some interesting things coming.

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

CommonShore posted:

Tale of the tape reported them as the same height lol.

I love how the UFC always inflates the fighters' size.
Dana getting tips from Vince McMahon.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Woah this is a 5 round fight

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
bigi boy is so loving outclassed on the ground. Gonna be a long night if he can't catch Reem coming in.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i like that shot of trevor wittman bobbing his head and grinning like a retro creep in a 70s porno theater

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

35 years combined fight experience and neither of these cunts can jab or fight their way inside. Ffs

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Strong display of plumber crack by Bigi Boy here

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Jesus how did he eat that punch

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Overeem is starting to resort to his party trick where he just covers up and backs into the cage

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I am extremely distracted by Bigi Boy's Buttcrack during this fight

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Wise Learned Man posted:

Overeem is starting to resort to his party trick where he just covers up and backs into the cage

this is what scares me

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




I don't remember Reem being this reticent with his striking.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

BlindSite posted:

35 years combined fight experience and neither of these cunts can jab or fight their way inside. Ffs

How many of those years is just Reem though like 30?

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
Put his butt on the floor

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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
thank god this is at sea level

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