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skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

succ

# ? Dec 9, 2019 05:35

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:00

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

addInts(int x, int y) {
return x + y;
}

# ? Dec 9, 2019 06:01

Uranium: Sep 11, 2001; Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.

BOOL TerminateThread(HANDLE hThread, DWORD dwExitCode);

# ? Dec 9, 2019 06:04

Bored Online: May 25, 2009; We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

main

# ? Dec 9, 2019 06:09

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

Bored Online posted:

main

# ? Dec 9, 2019 06:16

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

exit()

# ? Dec 9, 2019 07:44

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

=SUM(

# ? Dec 9, 2019 08:16

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

also =(LARGE) and (MAX)

# ? Dec 9, 2019 08:22

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

f
g is pretty good but f is better

# ? Dec 9, 2019 08:25

animist: Aug 28, 2018

bool halts(TuringMachine m);

# ? Dec 9, 2019 09:31

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_KJsPTLCaU

# ? Dec 9, 2019 10:04

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

cumsum

# ? Dec 9, 2019 13:39

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

poo poo()

# ? Dec 9, 2019 14:36

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

return

# ? Dec 9, 2019 14:43

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

yield

# ? Dec 9, 2019 14:47

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

fart simpson posted:

return

return is not a function

# ? Dec 9, 2019 17:36

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

undefined

... beotch

# ? Dec 9, 2019 17:57

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

fart('loud', 'rancid egg')

# ? Dec 9, 2019 18:08

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

jimmyjams posted:

fart('loud', 'rancid egg')

prefer keyword args

# ? Dec 9, 2019 20:07

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

atoi

# ? Dec 9, 2019 20:13

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

panic()

# ? Dec 9, 2019 21:02

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

isProbablePrime()

# ? Dec 9, 2019 21:18

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

just take your best guess there big fella, i'm in a hurry

# ? Dec 9, 2019 21:19

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

erf =: (*&(%:4p_1)%^@:*

*[:1 H. 1.5*: NB. A&S 7.1.21 (right)
cnd =: [:-:1:+[:erf%&(%:2) NB. A&S 26.2.29 (solved for P)

# ? Dec 9, 2019 21:20

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

IO :: (State# RealWorld -> (# State# RealWorld, a #)) -> IO a

# ? Dec 9, 2019 21:20

toiletbrush: May 17, 2010

printf(), because it's close to the metal

# ? Dec 9, 2019 21:47

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

The Management posted:

return is not a function

it is in haskell, op

# ? Dec 10, 2019 05:17

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

return :: Monad m => a -> m a

# ? Dec 10, 2019 05:19

Zaxxon: Feb 14, 2004; Wir Tanzen Mekanik

strtok

choom gang represent

# ? Dec 10, 2019 18:11

Asleep Style: Oct 20, 2010

This thread should have been called conjunction junction

# ? Dec 10, 2019 19:50

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Bored Online posted:

main

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:18

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

riemann zeta function is pretty thick, solid, and tight. love that analytical continuation.

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:20

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

ackermann's

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:41

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

this thread is havin some side effects ... of makin me MAD!!!

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:45

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

go_back(*poster OP, forum GBS)

# ? Dec 10, 2019 20:58

refleks: Nov 21, 2006

VLOOKUP

# ? Dec 10, 2019 21:45

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

If (good poster)

# ? Dec 10, 2019 22:50

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

If (good poster)

Optimized this branch out as dead code

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:03

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

monitor.turnOn()

# ? Dec 10, 2019 23:28

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Fanged Lawn Wormy: Jan 4, 2008; SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

println()

# ? Dec 11, 2019 04:49

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