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https://mydickband.bandcamp.com/album/my-dicks-double-full-length-release songs about dicks
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Cock Cock Cocking on Heaven's Door
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vegeta thinks its mondo cool but i feel its a little immature for a forum where the average age is 30.
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I ain't clicking on poo poo you piss wizard. But check this poo poo out: 'I'm free ballin' by Big Tom Petty, the fat white wonder.
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EA Sports posted:vegeta thinks its mondo cool but i feel its a little immature for a forum where the average age is 30. I could call you up and read Noam Chomsky excerpts to you instead.
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EA Sports posted:vegeta thinks its mondo cool but i feel its a little immature for a forum where the average age is 30. I feel personally attacked
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Here they cum to sniff the rooster Yeah here cum the rooster, yeah, yeah You know he just gonna cry
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All in all you’re just a Big ol’ dick and some balls
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:All in all you’re just a We don’t need no fornication
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I. M. Gei posted:We don’t need no fornication How can you have any pudding, if you don't beat your meat?
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Siouxsie and the Banshees "Kiss Them For Me," with zero changes to the lyrics
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The_Continental posted:I could call you up and read Noam Chomsky excerpts to you instead. I don't know anybody here who WOULDN'T like to receive a personal call, and be read Noam Chomsky. ![]()
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:All in all you’re just a This loving sucks.
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Big Beef City posted:This loving sucks. yeah bloodhound gang did that one
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Big Beef City posted:This loving sucks. How about this? These balls are made for cummin And that’s just what they’ll do One of these days these balls are gonna Cum all over you
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This is not the greatest penis in the world This is just a tribute Can't read my can't read my can't read my Can't read my penis face Trapped in the Penis I want a girl with a short penis And a loooong penis
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Are you ready, balls?
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Like a penis Touched for the very first time
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Like a penis Oooh!
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https://dayumgen.bandcamp.com/
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Millions of penis Penis for me Millions of penis Penis for free
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Ooohhh, I'm a rebel just for dicks, yeah Come poo poo on my dick and wipe it on my tits, yeah
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I love penis I am married to penis (penis my love) Love Love Love Love Love Love Love SING WITH ME PENIS
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Short skirt, long penis
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farty cock anthem
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wa27 posted:Short skirt, long penis You can do so much better with this I mean you have this to work with. She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack She's touring the facilities and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket She's fast, and thorough with a slurp or a wack She's exploring my utility, and picking up my sack I want a girl with a short spurt and a long, long jack it. I feel like there's an even better version out there.
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The car is on fire and there's noone at the wheel; penis
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She loves dick yeah yeah yeah She loves dick yeah yeah yeah She loves dick yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ
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Dude Looks Like A Dude
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If we are going to post actual songs this is a song about a boner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEl96I_4PuI so is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOYQtbz_pPg you know what, I think all their songs might be.
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Meh, songs and parody songs about eating rear end is where it's at. EX: Everyone knows Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" is one of the worst Christmas songs ever recorded, sing it as "All I Want For Christmas Is Culo" though, that's gold right there.
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check out this boner song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQULzaHD9Pc
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Jerry Cotton posted:I want a girl with a short penis Same
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I don’t want anybody else When I think about you I touch my penis
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Reach out and touch penis Your own personal penis Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares Your own personal penis
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To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day...
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Combat penis come back penis Fight off the lethargy Don't go quietly Combat penis
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Colonel Cancer posted:Combat penis come back penis I don't know half the songs ITT lmao. I tried to sing this to the Spider-Man animated cartoon television series theme song tune.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:34 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I don't know half the songs ITT lmao. I tried to sing this to the Spider-Man animated cartoon television series theme song tune. It's a lot softer than you think (Combat Baby by Metric)
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