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had a can of cheez whiz for dinner
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Dec 13, 2019 04:14
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i'm eating two boca patties, plain (one is spicy chkn!) e: oh is this supposed to be a joke thread? i ate uhhh dry oatmeal with chopsticks like a lik a stix but with fiber City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Dec 13, 2019
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Dec 13, 2019 04:19
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I had a rotten banana for lunch and washed it down with used motor oil. In the afternoon I had a cup of coffee and a glass christmas ornament. Then for dinner I went outside and dug up some dirt and ate that
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Dec 13, 2019 04:30
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driving around in my flintstones car and pretending to not hear the teens screaming yabba dabba doo at me
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Dec 13, 2019 04:36
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sitting up in bed as the early morning dawn peeks from behind my curtains. As I lean forward I hear the creak of my quadruple inside-out underwear and realise I forgot to spray them with WD-40 the night before. SIghing with relief as I chisel them off my deteroirating body I stand before the window and let me shriveled old balls and pecker droop into the rising light. My dick has seasonal affective disorder or SAD for short, because it is the dry season due ot me not getting laid.
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Dec 13, 2019 04:43
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still chewing gum at 30+
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Dec 13, 2019 04:45
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holy poo poo el spider didn’t you get perma’d?
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Dec 13, 2019 04:45
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ya apparently lowtax's wife who kidnapped his kids talked some ssense into him and I was actually converted to a regular ban almost immediately after but I just figured that out 2 months ago
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Dec 13, 2019 04:56
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Doctor Dogballs posted:I had a rotten banana for lunch and washed it down with used motor oil. In the afternoon I had a cup of coffee and a glass christmas ornament. Then for dinner I went outside and dug up some dirt and ate that ---------------- |
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Dec 13, 2019 05:06
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El Spider posted:ya apparently lowtax's wife who kidnapped his kids talked some ssense into him and I was actually converted to a regular ban almost immediately after but I just figured that out 2 months ago lol. you getting probated and trying to talk to lowtax via the lepers colony is one of my personal favorite things that has happened on this forum (not the you getting probated part but the leper's colony part) ---------------- |
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Dec 13, 2019 05:07
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El Spider posted:sitting up in bed as the early morning dawn peeks from behind my curtains. As I lean forward I hear the creak of my quadruple inside-out underwear and realise I forgot to spray them with WD-40 the night before. SIghing with relief as I chisel them off my deteroirating body I stand before the window and let me shriveled old balls and pecker droop into the rising light. My dick has seasonal affective disorder or SAD for short, because it is the dry season due ot me not getting laid. |
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Dec 13, 2019 05:07
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havent updated since windows 95
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Dec 13, 2019 05:14
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cda posted:lol. you getting probated and trying to talk to lowtax via the lepers colony is one of my personal favorite things that has happened on this forum (not the you getting probated part but the leper's colony part) |
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Dec 13, 2019 05:15
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cda posted:lol. you getting probated and trying to talk to lowtax via the lepers colony is one of my personal favorite things that has happened on this forum (not the you getting probated part but the leper's colony part) i need a link also, i have been to the ymca 5 times in 3 days and spent so much time in the steam room and hot shower, forehead against the wall, cursing my fate. i should probably get my life together.
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Dec 13, 2019 05:17
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rolling up some deli ham with a slice of processed cheese food and placing it inside a soft taco with a dollop of mayonnaise |
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Dec 13, 2019 05:17
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neat i have enough empties to get a free sixer. oh. oh no.
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Dec 13, 2019 05:19
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my vinyl copy of pinkerton is getting worn out
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Dec 13, 2019 05:19
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looked in the mirror and realized i haven't shaved in.... a month and a half?
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Dec 13, 2019 05:19
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family photo time, everyone get your spouse and children. son, here, you um. stand there.
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Dec 13, 2019 05:19
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Heather Papps posted:i need a link 
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Dec 13, 2019 05:20
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i check my watch and I have no idea if it’s morning or evening
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Dec 13, 2019 05:20
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trying to scrape the mixture of pubes and dried toothpaste out of my sink with my fingernails
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Dec 13, 2019 05:23
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desperately hoping people think the cum stain in the sink is tooth paste
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Dec 13, 2019 05:24
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Dec 13, 2019 05:26
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watho posted:desperately hoping people think the cum stain in the sink is tooth paste |
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Dec 13, 2019 05:27
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trying to push my cum inside the toothpaste tube so I dont have to leave my house to buy more
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Dec 13, 2019 05:30
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watho posted:desperately hoping people think the cum stain in the
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Dec 13, 2019 05:32
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Dec 13, 2019 05:33
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stealing away to the bathroom to check an archaic internet forum on my phone to see who is still alive after the latest purge |
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Dec 13, 2019 05:35
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keeping my bedroom window open at all times because the stink in unbearable otherwise
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Dec 13, 2019 13:27
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desperately dolloping sour cream over my apartment's fixtures so people think i'm fertile
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Dec 13, 2019 14:19
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Doctor Dogballs posted:I had a rotten banana for lunch and washed it down with used motor oil. In the afternoon I had a cup of coffee and a glass christmas ornament. Then for dinner I went outside and dug up some dirt and ate that That banana was an art. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 13, 2019 14:45
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:That banana was an art. now it is poo
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Dec 13, 2019 15:14
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i'll clean the bathroom tomorrow.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:10
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Heather Papps posted:i'll clean the bathroom tomorrow. *runs wetted down toilet paper over the sink and toilet seat*
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Dec 13, 2019 16:20
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i gashed my foot stepping on a sock and it got really infected before i finally went to the er
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Dec 13, 2019 16:26
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watho posted:i gashed my foot stepping on a sock and it got really infected before i finally went to the er You must have really soft feet.
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Dec 13, 2019 16:43
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Or really sharp socks
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Dec 13, 2019 16:45
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