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But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He dabbed on Big Brother.
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He held her tightly in his arms, looked at her directly in the eye and said, "I'm sorry, I'm gay"
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Dec 13, 2019 19:28
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With the second Death Star's destruction, The Galactic Empire fell. Two years later with the help of Denab troll farms they regained a majority in the galactic senate.
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Dec 13, 2019 19:38
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Big party in the Ewok village on Endor. There is a Starbucks cup clearly visible on a table.
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Dec 13, 2019 19:41
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The Ark opens, and God's voice says "Maybe you're the real Nazi, Dr Jones. Did you ever consider that?"
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Dec 13, 2019 20:30
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Frankly, my dear, you can just gently caress off.
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Dec 13, 2019 20:35
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I think this is the beginning of an epic bromance, no homo
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Dec 13, 2019 20:36
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Ebenezer Scrooge, after seeing his lonely future, jumps from his bed and starts a charity to pay for his employees' medical bills, since most are not classified as full-time employees and thus do not receive health insurance from their work. He then pressures his employees to donate, without explaining that he takes 25% of the donations as a management fee. In his management duties he is also compensated or food, travel, and other living expenses as well as outreach trips to exotic locations. On his wikipedia page, Scrooge is described as a "philanthropist and entrepreneur" and is hailed as a hero in his community for providing jobs before going into his lengthy political career where he protected the people from big government.
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So we vibed on, boats against the current, ripping Juuls ceaselessly into the past
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Dec 13, 2019 20:54
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The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough brexit, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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Dec 13, 2019 21:05
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wilbur takes a selfie next to charolettes corpse
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frankenfreak posted:Frankly, my dear, you can just gently caress off. frankly my dear, idgaf
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Dec 13, 2019 21:10
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Cyberdyne are the good guys in Terminator 2 and it turns out Skynet was just trying to help people shop more efficiently and engage with brands. The movie ends with Sarah Connor shaking hands with a T-10,000, a new optimized Terminator model designed to help humans post on Facebook at 10x the normal speed.
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Dec 13, 2019 21:19
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That famous titanic scene everyone's girlfriend or wife wants to recreate but with selfies.
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Dec 13, 2019 21:20
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snape FUCKS dumbledore
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Dec 13, 2019 21:23
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"Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything. I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess it's just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle. A missing piece." transition to workers throwing kane's belongings into a furnace zoom in on a sled being tossed in tight shot of the burning sled, upon which we see the words "I EAT rear end"
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Dec 13, 2019 21:24
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Loden Taylor posted:"Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything. I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess it's just a piece in a jigsaw puzzle. A missing piece."
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Dec 13, 2019 21:27
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Tony Soprano puts "Despacito" on the jukebox
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Dec 13, 2019 21:45
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I used to drag here back in high school. That railroad crossing up there is exactly a quarter mile away from here. On green, I'm going for it. *Dom taps buttons on his car's touch screen, setting his Tesla to Ludicrous mode.*
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Dec 13, 2019 21:52
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Maverick climbs down from the cockpit of his F-15 fighter jet. "You!" Iceman calls out, "You are still dangerous." He cracks a smile "But you can be my wing man anytime." Maverick returns Iceman's grin "Bullshit. You can be mine." They embrace in a passionate kiss. The flight deck crew cheers.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:01
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*Joker shoots the wounded child VC sniper in the head* *Marines march triumphantly through the burning ruins of Hue* Baby shark! Do-do do-do-do-do!
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*Grabs smart phone.* "Hello? 911? Yes, this is Johnny, I'm a counselor over at Camp Crystal Lake. There's someone here killing people. We think it might be Mrs. Vorhees, she's got a record of threatening violence against our staff. Thanks. Yes, we're going to stay inside and lock all the doors and windows until the cops get here"
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Dec 13, 2019 22:11
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Tony Snark posted:*Joker shoots the wounded child VC sniper in the head* Same thing but it’s the end of Batman 1989 and the baby shark song is what plays from the joker’s heart-shaped radio
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Dec 13, 2019 22:17
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Old James Ryan: Tell me I've led a good life. Ryan's Wife: What? Old James Ryan: Tell me I'm a good man. Ryan's Wife: LOL ok boomer
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Scarlett: “But where will I go and what will I do?” Rhett: “Frankly my dear, I’d consider staying if we could work out an open marriage arrangement”
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"I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope..." *Red walks up to Andy* Andy: "Hello Red. Welcome... to SUPER JAIL!!!" *cut to black* DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
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Dec 13, 2019 22:19
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I tried to think of how "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" would be updated for the modern era, and then I got sad.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:21
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The end of The Lord of The Rings, except Frodo and Sam just gently caress already, Jesus!
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Dec 13, 2019 22:21
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is @JohnGalt? This is John Galt speaking... (Tweet 1/100000)
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Dec 13, 2019 22:24
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There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We're joining Socialist International.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:27
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It's the end of Lord of the Rings and Sam leans back in his chair, his adventure finally over, when SUDDENLY Frodo and Gandalf barge in through his door. Frodo: "Sam! There's another ring!!" *cut to black* DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-ETC
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Dec 13, 2019 22:27
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Dr. Strangelove gives a long-winded explanation about why he identifies as a handicapped person.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:31
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It's a Wondeful Life, but George begs for money on gofundme, and he gets the following text message from Clarence: "Dear George, remember no man is a failure who has facebook friends. Thanks for the likes! Love, Clarence" Also Mr. Potter gets richer
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Dec 13, 2019 22:32
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Uuuuuggghhhhhhh tomorrow is another loving day.
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I hate every ape i see from chimpan-a to chimpanzee No, you'll never make a monkey out of me Oh my god, i was wrong! It was Earth all along! You've finally made a monkey (yes we've finally made monkey) Yes you've finally made a monkey out of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I love you Dr. Zaius!
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Dec 13, 2019 22:36
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Verbal Kint doesn't bother with the Keyser Söze story. Instead, he declares himself a sovereign citizen and claim immunity. He is put on trial and convicted. The YouTube video of the trial goes viral.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:36
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After Mr. Smith passes out from filibustering, he is removed from office by his peers and becomes a social pariah. Joe Paine gets elected President of the United States.
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Dec 13, 2019 22:37
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It's the ending to St. Elsewhere, but instead of it being the imagination of an autistic kid looking into a snowglobe, the kid is roleplaying on his minecraft server instead
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The detective finishes up his interview with Verbal Kint (recast with Jessie Smollet to avoid the controversy brought on by Kevin Spacey) and then immediately whips out his phone to check Facebook and get a round of Candy Crush in. So engrossed in this he is that he never looks around the room, making no connection between articles and items in the room with the story he just heard. He tosses his coffee cup in the trash and never ponders why the lawyer was named Starbuck. Verbal is shot to death outside of the police station on suspicion of blackness.
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The guy trying to stop his girlfriend from getting on that plane is tacked by the TSA before he gets even CLOSE to the gate. (this is multiple movies & TV shows, by the way)
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