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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Hello welcome to Shark DEn OP I would like to propose to you my new product, a small cube with a small door in the middle that when's opened *holds cube to ur face and opens the door* you can see has a small man inside *removes small man and places him on small surgical table, the small man giggles like the pillsbury doughboy.* this small man, when opened *holds up small scalpel* as you will see *cuts open small man's big bouncy belly ; he giggles like the pillsbury doughboy* contains *picks up small surgical table and holds it up to your face* yet another small object

*removes small object from the man ; he giggles like the pillsbury doughboy*

As you can see it is a post in BYOB about weed smell which has been fermenting in this small man

Now tell me what do you notice about this small man?

*you look down and gasp cuz this small man is very familiar*

Yes OP that's correct, this small man is a boxed up, customized to order, very small version of you who will grow posts inside of him of him when you're too busy to think up good posts yourself and you can then remove these posts to make use of

But don't worry OP, he is in fact recyclable *puts small man in small blender and hits the blend button, there is a giggle like the pillsbury doughboy vibrating out one last time*

Since the small man is comprised mostly of highly energetic cells harvested from radium code, he can be drunk down after use to offer a small increase in posting ability for 24 hours (side effects include naseau, confusion, and in very rare cases, mistaking Coupons and Deals for BYOB)

*puts glass of blended small man in front of you*

I hope you like my idea and will fund it OP goodbye from Shark Den