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extraordinarily important for positive new year energy to make a henge of some sort sadly this year due to office cutbacks I cannot afford papercliphenge, but I am looking seriously into what might be done with the dots inside the three hole punch. seems like some powerful henge material there. |
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the fatted latte shall be sacrificed upon the altar of transcendence, although it needs to be skinny due to some unwanted breakroom commentary by karen
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making a henge out of dirty coffee cup Deb
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Dec 21, 2019 07:32
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The beastest of henges on solstice *charges like dragon ball z but NO screaming* check out these freaking rocks all propped up lmtao |
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Dec 21, 2019 07:35
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the crowd hefted their hostess sno-balls in hand, watching the chosen one with a fervent intensity "the lottery is wrong," cried nancy. "this tradition we follow blindly is naught but hate and cruelty." the crowd paid her no heed, advancing upon tessie. "PLEASE GOD WILL NOBODY--" "seriously, take it down a notch," said tessie. "it's weird, I know, but I'm high as gently caress and honestly after last year I have a craving for sno-balls like you wouldn't believe"
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Dec 21, 2019 08:05
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Perhaps this year my dream of making a butt-henge will become a reality. |
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Dec 21, 2019 08:12
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Mr. Dick's gallery is a giant dreamachine with the rotational speed of the strobe determining the amount of light allowed through the windows. At 2 a.m. the day after the solstice, the dreamachine is shut down and the rotor is rewound. The device finally gets back up to speed at the summer solstice.
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Dec 21, 2019 09:39
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Dec 21, 2019 09:45
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owlhawk911 posted:stonedhenge |
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Dec 21, 2019 09:46
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i nervously sit in the breakroom, feeling a drip of perspiration slide down my spine Karen remains by the whiteboard, tallying our blind vote. it seems like they want more blood will i finally chirp up amongst the pack aren't the henges on the breakroom door enough
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Dec 21, 2019 12:08
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make sure you put a bowl of rice porridge out or your cows milk is gonna turn (or your family might die, its a euphemism) *crying openly*
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Dec 21, 2019 12:26
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In about 2 weeks I will be actually visiting the authentic Stonehenge and will think of this solstice and thread when I am there
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Dec 21, 2019 13:50
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remember to fart into the ground, it nourishes the henge
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Krankenstyle posted:remember to fart into the ground, it nourishes the henge https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Krankenstyle posted:remember to fart into the ground, it nourishes the henge
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Krankenstyle posted:remember to fart into the ground, it nourishes the henge I'm sure BartTheShitmanFart would agree.
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nut posted:i nervously sit in the breakroom, feeling a drip of perspiration slide down my spine |
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Dec 21, 2019 16:15
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Earnestly trying to explain that I scheduled the conference room weeks ago for this ritual and God drat it Jerry! If there was an issue with my scheduling paperwork why couldn't you just have let me known about it instead of only letting me know now? |
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Dec 21, 2019 20:48
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Dec 21, 2019 22:32
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Chinatown posted:i washed my car today nice humblebrag |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Earnestly trying to explain that I scheduled the conference room weeks ago for this ritual and God drat it Jerry! If there was an issue with my scheduling paperwork why couldn't you just have let me known about it instead of only letting me know now?
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Chinatown posted:i washed my car today That's cool I like it |
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on any solstice, i play yu-gi-oh cards with my friends (by myself) all day and with each flip of the card i pray to big Jeezu (the big Jinzo in the sky) that the card activates in real life like in the yugioh television universe. i wish tessa was my girlfriend and grandpa was my granda, i wish my mirror force cascaded over my celtic guardian and i wish i could joke around with joey and tristan, pulling pranks and trading friendly barbs. i wish i could see the cerulean pools of blue in the eyes of the mighty white dragon but do not get it twisted i do NOT wish yugi himself continued to exist in the universe instead i would displace him i don't think we'd vibe and i wish kuriboh was real
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nut posted:on any solstice, i play yu-gi-oh cards with my friends (by myself) all day and with each flip of the card i pray to big Jeezu (the big Jinzo in the sky) that the card activates in real life like in the yugioh television universe. i wish tessa was my girlfriend and grandpa was my granda, i wish my mirror force cascaded over my celtic guardian and i wish i could joke around with joey and tristan, pulling pranks and trading friendly barbs. i wish i could see the cerulean pools of blue in the eyes of the mighty white dragon but do not get it twisted i do NOT wish yugi himself continued to exist in the universe instead i would displace him i don't think we'd vibe and i wish kuriboh was real banishing this fruitcake to the shadow realm since it was the only white elephant gift left unopened (but everyone knew what it was anyway) this is the night to sacrifice my soul in order to invoke the ancient evil forces of alchemy for a last minute baby yoda figurine with matching soup bowl
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Dec 22, 2019 05:05
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my hand moves over the tarot board by an ethereal force. is this where my reward lies? "siri, start voice recording!", I scream hysterically. I study my movements and call out letters until the tendrils that smother my hands lose their grip, taking an indescribable part of my being that is still missing to this day I start transcribing, and come to "TAMAGOTCHI DIGITAL DOWNLOAD CODE GOOGLE PLAY" before realizing my folly
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el dorito posted:my hand moves over the tarot board by an ethereal force. is this where my reward lies?
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Dec 22, 2019 05:25
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Forcing my family to include Tió de Nadal in their holiday celebrations in the hopes that it will help summon legendary forums member Butt The Shitman Fart. |
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Dec 22, 2019 05:30
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Forcing my family to include Tió de Nadal in their holiday celebrations in the hopes that it will help summon legendary forums member Butt The Shitman Fart. Asking for a six hour probation at the apex of the winter solstice to summon legendary forums member Butt The Shitman Fart sb hermit fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Dec 22, 2019
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I dunno if I want to be involved in the henge. Things are still pretty weird between Karen and I after the equinox |
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Dec 22, 2019 06:58
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Having a mandatory meeting with HR for repeatedly asking my coworkers "Is that a Yule Log in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?". |
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Dec 22, 2019 07:13
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Being told to clean out my desk for opening the meeting by asking the HR rep "Is that a Yule Log in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?". |
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Dec 22, 2019 07:16
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Not sure how I feel about getting that new, better paying job with the same responsibilities of the previous job after asking the interview team "Is that a Yule Log in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?".
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Dec 22, 2019 07:25
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trying to explain to my grandma that she has to call me Yami Yugi for all of the solstic but she keeps thinking it's one of the sides at dinner
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