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Oldstench posted:Sorry to disappoint you but we have not been visited by aliens. If a species becomes self-aware enough to form a civilization and technologically advanced enough to create weapons, that species will kill itself. The universe is likely full to brim of dead or dying civilizations. The universe is likely filled with life that will never meet each other so we might as well admit we're effectively alone, our lives are ultimately pointless, and we will snuff out just like all the others that came before and it doesn't matter. Aliens have no interest in weapons, only probing rear end. We also have hope still, just need to focus on the rear end even more
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If I ever meet an alien my first question will be about how they decide on which species to mutilate and which to finger To any aliens reading: i'm not complaining, just curious
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Dec 21, 2019 18:25
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Is he still wearing the spock ears in the mugshot? Redhanded as gently caress
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Dec 21, 2019 20:32
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LabyaMynora posted:I regret to inform you it's fake. World News Daily. then why the HELL didn't they go with 69??!
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Dec 21, 2019 20:34
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I'd pay good money for a taint boob
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Dec 21, 2019 20:46
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My dad once passed out drunk on a field of rye. Afterwards there was a man-shaped pattern there. How's that for a cosmic mystery, alienailures?
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Dec 22, 2019 11:09
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:That's so loving cool. I wish I was with your dad at that moment. Just me and your dad, passed out on a field of rye, drunk on rye. A fuckin dream I tell you They don't grow crops there anymore. Possibly because of contamination, possibly because of bankruptcy. I don't know. Dad sleeps in a bed nowadays, which is lame.
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Dec 22, 2019 11:20
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What the gently caress does a weather balloon even do? They raise more questions than they answer
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Dec 22, 2019 13:45
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My greatest fear is that aliens show up and want to talk to whoever made Voyager and there's a misunderstanding
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Dec 22, 2019 14:19
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There was some newspaper article about someone in bumfuck america putting little cowboy hats on pigeons. Replace cowboy hats with headlamps and hey presto, there's your loving ufos
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Dec 24, 2019 22:02
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Tarkus posted:We're making the assumption that they're here to study us and/or that they care that we see them. It is entirely likely that we would be completely uninteresting to some hypothetical alien. Friend have you seen the boobs on some of our women?
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Feb 18, 2020 19:55
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Maybe if salvatore ate fewer pais he wouldn't be so full of poo poo!!
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Feb 19, 2020 20:45
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Men in black actually wear very dark blue. This is why eyewitness accounts about them are often conflicting
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Feb 24, 2020 16:08
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:feel FREE to ask me any questions Which brand of paint thinner gets you most hosed up?
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Feb 24, 2020 19:09
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Did you know that UFO means unidentified flying object? Doesn't even have to be from space.
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Feb 25, 2020 11:08
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gently caress off aliens
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Apr 28, 2020 09:58
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gently caress you aliens 
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Apr 29, 2020 15:16
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Aliens are probably hideous monsters so Finns would try to gently caress them. And also try to learn that crazy bronze technology
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Apr 29, 2020 16:58
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If planets are flat and whizz around in space then what if these flying saucers... oh my god
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May 14, 2020 20:51
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Maybe aliens want to learn about sleep paralysis and that's why they abduct lots of people who suffer from it. Huffing glue seems to interest them too.
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May 22, 2020 15:47
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I was abducted but the aliens took one look at my rear end and noped out. We shook hands and they apologized for the inconvenience.
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Jul 18, 2020 04:57
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Humans fighting over podcasts is what the aliens want
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Jul 20, 2020 14:16
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Uncovering alien rear end tampering is the only acceptable reason to own a selfie stick
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Aug 29, 2020 09:17
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Do greys have buttholes? One wonders if their constant probing of ours is a hint that they'd like us to do it to them
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Nov 25, 2020 20:44
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Mulaney Power Move posted:they sure are taking forever to commence the invasion They're having second thoughts after they took a gander at my lovecraftian rear end in a top hat
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Dec 4, 2020 05:20
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If they want to suck our dicks i don't really see the need for war
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Dec 4, 2020 16:51
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When you think about it all invasions here on earth have been about a bunch of dudes wanting to suck off an another bunch of dudes but not being able to communicate it constructively
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Dec 5, 2020 10:24
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Tarantula posted:I matched an alien on Tinder, need some good pick-up lines help! Nice UFO. Can you take me to Uranus?
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Dec 9, 2020 17:09
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Why the gently caress dont these pilots shoot at the ufos immediately? If they see a foreigner trying to get married they click the bomb button as a reflex but interstellar butt-rapists just get photographed, badly.
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Dec 11, 2020 16:54
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I'm pretty sceptical about aliens but special agent Scully should've maybe relaxed her attitude a bit after the, say, fifth time she met some
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Dec 11, 2020 19:49
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Oh for gods sake if you're gonna sell your rear end at least make them cure cancer or something
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Dec 13, 2020 15:39
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I'm pretty sure i could take a grey rapist dickweed in a fight if they come at me while i'm awake
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Apr 4, 2021 00:47
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Muton = crouton in my soup, which i eat for breakfast Yes, i eat soup for breakfast
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Apr 4, 2021 01:15
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PokeJoe posted:cereal and milk is a soup Technically correct but on here on Earth we have overwhelming cultural consensus saying otherwise Your subversive posting is suspicious as hell
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Apr 4, 2021 01:29
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Yeah iirc the face was a space ghost who went into a space man who was on a space walk and then he had nightmares or something. Zero butt stuff e: added spoiler tags Icochet fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Apr 5, 2021 |
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Apr 5, 2021 16:15
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kntfkr posted:no duh The one on the left can kinda pull it off but on the right we have an alien who read about pants on wikipedia
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Apr 13, 2021 04:34
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Does any of the alien species in Star Trek ever fess up to being the rear end probing one? I bet it's the romulans.
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Apr 18, 2021 15:54
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why do you think whales fling themselves on shores in increasing numbers? It's to get away from them aliems Cows get mutilated, humans get stuff in the anus, one shudders to think what the whales have to put up with. Something blowhole related i bet
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Jun 5, 2021 10:28
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When I imagine encountering an alien it's always like a soccer penalty kick, like I see the fucker, run a bit and just kick the little gray guy in the crotch. It's just instinct. Is this why they hate us?
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If humans ever discover interstellar travel it's pretty certain that some of our finest will find a planet with primitive life forms and stick stuff up their buttholes. It's like a galactic constant.
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