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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Aliens real.
Real gay.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2019 15:29

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

numberoneposter posted:

Why, numberoneposter?

# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 01:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Duh.

Didn't you play Perfect Dark?!

# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 13:02

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Dr. Who SUX

# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 05:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Aliens are real!..

..

REAL GAY! :hehe:

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 19:38

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Big Beef City posted:

*massaging your temples*
It explains EVERYTHING about the buttholes.

I know my post may be white noise, but God drat, this made me laugh

# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 06:25

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Well.....

I mean, I'm p sure aliens are real and ufos have visited...
But.
.

I don't think they landed in that family's back yard, got out, changed a flat, and peaced out

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 14:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Grey ≠ white

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 15:27

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lol

# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 23:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bula Vinaka posted:

This is not happening. This is not happening. This is NOT happening.

How to disappear completely

# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 20:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bad Purchase posted:

remember all those clowns that were spotted in the woods a few years back?

yep, aliens

Hundo P

# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 00:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

If I had access to profound information I would certainly choose to share it first and foremost with a image board for shitposting Nazis.

Well.... no better fountain of "Plausible Deniability" that I can think of.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2023 20:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Contacts, you stupid idiot!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 21:33

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Bula Vinaka posted:

It's real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl2ap0m6fGk

It's real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJSM46nWwo

It's real

Interesting; these very links you've posted seem to indicate otherwise?

# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 18:05

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sounds like a great minor league baseball match up:
The Seattle Bigfoots vs The Nevada Greys

# ¿ Jun 20, 2023 18:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I think that teacher must have been thinking of this:

"I am Italian. Because I learned my maternal family had an anglo-saxon background, I said I was 'Engl-"ish"' the Post quoted Columbus as saying.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2023 18:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Chris Pistols posted:

The film Nope is really good and I enjoy it.

Oh, no, it's SUPER good.

I like it better than US.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2023 22:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

NON FICTION.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2023 17:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

deep dish peat moss posted:

I drew this after watching that movie recently

Man, I don't get these New Gen Pokémon

# ¿ Jul 5, 2023 18:18

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

So, are like, UFOs actually real?

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 14:41

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE TESTIMONY??????

It was kinda long, and the parts I did see seemed like the congress lady was doing a bit.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 14:54

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