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I'm at a Christmas thing with my wife's family and her little cousin brought her college boyfriend around for the first time and the kid has a big greasy pompadour and a full on porn stache. Is this really what kids are doing these days? I thought I was just starting to come to terms with all the weird new stuff gen Z is doing and now gently caress it's the 70s again??? I'm so lost.
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Straight White Shark posted:I'm at a Christmas thing with my wife's family and her little cousin brought her college boyfriend around for the first time and the kid has a big greasy pompadour and a full on porn stache. Is this really what kids are doing these days? I thought I was just starting to come to terms with all the weird new stuff gen Z is doing and now gently caress it's the 70s again??? I'm so lost. U gotta live and let live n honestly what's wrong with a pornstache??
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Dec 22, 2019 00:52
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The op is jealous of the boyfriend...
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Dec 22, 2019 00:55
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Curb stomp the fucker. Come on. Assert your dominance.
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Dec 22, 2019 01:01
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Kid sounds cool
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Dec 22, 2019 01:01
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terminal chillness posted:The op is jealous of the boyfriend... more like jealous of the cousin
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Dec 22, 2019 01:03
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Smoke a joint and play some video games you'll feel young again.
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Dec 22, 2019 01:03
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You shouldn't be thinking sexy thoughts about your wife's cousin OP. Stop doing that and you won't be jealous of her boyfriend and looking for any excuse to tear him down.
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Dec 22, 2019 01:03
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Gonna suck and gently caress the cousin's bf
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Dec 22, 2019 01:09
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Lol look at this geezer ya guys! Dude is so very very old. Very
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Dec 22, 2019 01:10
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it's ok OP the young will die in desperate circumstances as global warming ravages the world
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Dec 22, 2019 01:10
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Lol remember a decade ago when hipsters were curling their mustaches like it was 1890?
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Dec 22, 2019 01:12
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Clearly it is time to observe the hallowed Christmas tradition of a fistfight at a family gathering.
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Dec 22, 2019 01:16
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morally adept posted:Lol remember a decade ago when hipsters were curling their mustaches like it was 1890? people in 1890 were way ahead of their time
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Dec 22, 2019 01:19
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Captain Yossarian posted:Gonna suck and gently caress the cousin's bf inshallah
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Dec 22, 2019 01:26
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You're only old if you ever think about the "Things kids are doing these days". Just tell him you're a level 18 Paladin and bathe in his awe.
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Dec 22, 2019 01:31
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lol and i mean that in the most sarcastic way possible
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Dec 22, 2019 02:16
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Man id be fine with the 70s coming back. Im terrified the 90s will
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Dec 22, 2019 03:29
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I bet the greasy boyfriend seduces you’re wife
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Dec 22, 2019 03:32
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Straight White Shark posted:I'm at a Christmas thing with my wife's family and her little cousin brought her college boyfriend around for the first time and the kid has a big greasy pompadour and a full on porn stache. Is this really what kids are doing these days? I thought I was just starting to come to terms with all the weird new stuff gen Z is doing and now gently caress it's the 70s again??? I'm so lost. If you want to feel young again, act young. So grow a pompadour, grease it up, and grow a porn 'stache.
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Dec 22, 2019 03:36
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Get one of those bikes with the big wheel in front and the little wheel in back and lean fully in to being born in the railroad times.
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Dec 22, 2019 05:14
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dee eight posted:lol D8, gene, and Burt quietly smirk in a smoke filled back room over a half empty scotch bottle.
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Dec 22, 2019 05:17
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ZeusCannon posted:Man id be fine with the 70s coming back. Im terrified the 90s will the 90s is already back dawg at least where I live all the student kids are dressed 90s as gently caress and its weird
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Dec 22, 2019 12:09
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Bad news: The retro singularity has happened and all the decades are coming back at the same time.
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Dec 22, 2019 12:22
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Mooey Cow posted:Bad news: The retro singularity has happened and all the decades are coming back at the same time. True, goons don't be surprised to see someone dressed in any previous decade's fashion because its all stylish now, if you wear it well
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Dec 22, 2019 12:26
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The_Continental posted:Get one of those bikes with the big wheel in front and the little wheel in back and lean fully in to being born in the railroad times. Can I JUST get a big wheel? Maybe a knight rider one? And a big rear end pompadour?
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Dec 22, 2019 12:30
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Mooey Cow posted:Bad news: The retro singularity has happened and all the decades are coming back at the same time. The 1930's part is going to suuuuck. Also, sorry you can't grow a moustache, OP.
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Dec 22, 2019 20:47
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im 69 op
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Dec 22, 2019 21:20
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ZeusCannon posted:Man id be fine with the 70s coming back. Im terrified the 90s will Haven’t the 90s been back for like ten years already? Or are we talking less flannels and chucks 90s and more neon 90s?
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Dec 22, 2019 21:39
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The 80s came back already and now we’re in the 90s. *puts on oversized flannel*
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Dec 22, 2019 21:47
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F...fingerblast that little turd
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Dec 22, 2019 21:49
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i bet that fucker has a lot of matches on tinder too
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Dec 22, 2019 21:53
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Straight White Shark posted:I'm at a Christmas thing with my wife's family and her little cousin brought her college boyfriend around for the first time and the kid has a big greasy pompadour and a full on porn stache. Is this really what kids are doing these days? I thought I was just starting to come to terms with all the weird new stuff gen Z is doing and now gently caress it's the 70s again??? I'm so lost. You gotta show him that you're hip and cool too. That you recognize his style. Walk up to him and say "Tunnel Snakes rule!"
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Dec 22, 2019 22:23
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dee eight posted:lol
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Dec 24, 2019 06:22
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Chomp8645 posted:You gotta show him that you're hip and cool too. That you recognize his style. Walk up to him and say "Tunnel Snakes rule!" This is actually pretty good advice, and even if he doesn't get the reference you'd still come off as pretty cool
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Dec 24, 2019 12:56
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You gotta learn how to eat rear end OP.
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Dec 24, 2019 12:58
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I haven't seen a whole lot, yet, but 'staches might be making a comeback? Not a 90s thing but 70s and 80s for sure.
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Dec 24, 2019 13:05
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Did you at least stare at him angrily for 30 seconds when you first saw him? That's how you indicate that you're not ok with his look. Also mouth "what the gently caress??" to the cousin constantly How will they learn if they don't get feedback? Btw do this only if you're cooler than him. If not, befriend him immediately.
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Dec 24, 2019 13:08
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Time traveling serial killers from the 1970s are a big thing this year. Tuck your dick between your legs and naked sexy dance at him to make him feel welcome.
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Dec 24, 2019 13:30
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Love when boomers post about the world being so weird and scary these days 
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