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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


How do I make money? I'm looking at my bank account and its really bad. I would like it to be good. Where can I get some cash?

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The bank has lots of money. Ask them for a loan.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Dick Suckin' Factory is hiring

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


You have to subjugate the working class and break their spirits op.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Tom Gorman posted:

You have to subjugate the working class and break their spirits op.

Tried this. For some reason they keep trying to break MY spirits like I'm one of THEM. Who do I talk to to clear this up?

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Start a religion

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Bitcoin

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Have you tried working hard OP? The media tells me billionaires and CEOS are all hard workers

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

become a human billboard

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Forum for washed out thirty-somethings

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
One out of every ten briefcases is filled with stacks of cash.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Arrhythmia posted:

Dick Suckin' Factory is hiring

420 suck dick everyday

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

How do I make money? I'm looking at my bank account and its really bad. I would like it to be good. Where can I get some cash?

Everything comes with a significant discount and respectful service if you have a gun.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyd6X2QzZ3M

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
If you design a better sex thing people will pay

Like maybe a fleshlight but it's also got Bluetooth and maybe a cup holder

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I can tell you one thing: don't start a comedy forum!

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
Start a grift. Chuds and gamer bros are pretty easy marks these days. Just say something vague about how women are ruining video games and watch the Patreon dollars roll in.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
buy large parcels of unsurveyed land

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Who What Now posted:

I can tell you one thing: don't start a comedy forum!

Don't start a comedy forum then rely on it for income and then need a new spine

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Artisanal ball punching services and supplies. Free training with purchase

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

sell or lease your body, as suggested earlier

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
create a good or service for lazy people.

Perhaps a service to cleanup after high level WoW players.

I think you'd just need a bulldozer and some gasoline to get the fires going.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Rad-daddio posted:

create a good or service for lazy people.

Perhaps a service to cleanup after high level WoW players.

I think you'd just need a bulldozer and some gasoline to get the fires going.

Im too lazy to come up with a good or service

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




To the moon!

Also, something something purestrain gold.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If you take a shotgun to the bank, they will give you a free bag of money.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Im too lazy to come up with a good or service

Then just do what I tell you, you don't need to decide.

Write "PISS ON ME ONLY $5" on a piece if cardboard. Go lie on a sidewalk. Hold up the sign and place an upturned hat next to yourself.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Kill a butthole

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
It's easy. Just be born into a rich family OP.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



The_Continental posted:

become a human billboard



Oh for real?




Minka XXX has her own website?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

The_Continental posted:

become a human billboard



Hey this really works. I went to all those sites and my computer acts real fuckin interesting now

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i heard the lottery can really change lives op, have you tried that?

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
You need to ritually burn all your money in order to please the Money God.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

head down to the local tavern and ask around for some quests. You'll probably have to kill and/or rob to complete them tho, but you'll also get some good experience and maybe a rare item or two. good luck op

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

head down to the local tavern and ask around for some quests. You'll probably have to kill and/or rob to complete them tho, but you'll also get some good experience and maybe a rare item or two. good luck op

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

The_Continental posted:

become a human billboard



You think there's a clause in this guy's contract that he has to stand still when strangers ask him? So they can read the urls? And he's just like: 'fuuuuck I don't have time for this, just punch in xxxvideos.net already weirdo!'.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Dress up in a nice suit and put numbers in an excel spreadsheet. That’s how money is made.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
OP! Did you check under the couch cushions??

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