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non-confrontational person who invented shoehorns on the phone: h-hey, I got the prototype... manufacturer: don’t you love it?! I love it! inventor: *thinking, “where is the other half?”* ...no haha ya I love it okay thanks bye inventor then dialling his conductor: I have bad news about tonight’s performance...
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Korean Boomhauer posted:"playing tic tac toe with this dry erase marker on my tv is really cool but i wonder if theres a better way" lmbo
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Greg Lake looks across the serene water “this is a very large pond”
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before wieners were invented it was just embarrassing to be so late to trends that u were the 15th member of the pen club
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