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https://www.findingmyrepublicangoddess.com/ I was just linked to this website by a friend, and I just had to share it with you nerds. None of the photos appear to be stock photos. This site is, from what I can tell, 100% legitimate. Do you have what it takes to be this man's Awesome Republican Goddess???
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 11:28 |
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Yeah I lost on Question 4, I thought options 2 and 3 were saying the same thing so I guess I’m not good enough for this guy.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 12:08 |
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quote:I am intensely sexual. My sexual journey in this lifetime has taken me into the core of my Being as a man… into the God Presence within me. This has been a profound, deeply spiritual journey—at times extremely painful, at others ecstatic. If we connect, I will be happy to tell you that story. Here, I will merely state the result. My sexual practice has evolved into a sacred, spiritual practice—the highest form of meditation and worship. I believe women have a greater capacity to receive pleasure than men do, while men have a greater capacity to deliver pleasure than women do. Hence, my greatest pleasure is worshiping my goddess by giving her prolonged, repeated, explosive, full-body, female experiences. I am grateful to God that after more than two decades of inner work and outer practice, I seem to have mastered that ability. I am a true Tantra Master. Physical technique matters, but far more important are a man’s state of Being and what’s in his mind. By worshiping her sexually, as I proceed delicately, step by intimate step, and as she surrenders completely into our lovemaking, I will merge my male power with her female power and, with awesomely loving male intention, I will make her shimmer with Divine Light, make her belly overflow with butterflies, make her heart sing in wild, ecstatic rapture, and then make her explode again and again and again, and as she explodes, her highest Goddess qualities will blossom, develop and fully manifest. In other words, each time we make love, she will become a happier, more powerful, more fully developed Goddess. This practice is the most important thing in the whole world to me and the bedrock of our Divine Resonant Tantric Partnership.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 12:13 |
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I really have to wonder why this gentleman must resort to this. If he is a true Tantra master who has honed his powers through intense practice, it stands to reason that he had a sparring partner, of sorts. He sounds pretty sure about his ability to fill a woman with light-butterflies, so he must've had more help than just Righty, Lefty, and an old sock. Why is she not available? Either he bound a Succubus with his tantic powers in order to hone his mastery and feels a demon makes for a capable training partner but a poor wife (bigotry), or his last Divine Light Sex Goddess broke his heart by voting for a pro-choice candidate.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 12:34 |
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I would like to say it's fake, but the last few years have taught me it's all true plus that guy is a pedo.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 13:07 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I really have to wonder why this gentleman must resort to this. If he is a true Tantra master who has honed his powers through intense practice, it stands to reason that he had a sparring partner, of sorts. He sounds pretty sure about his ability to fill a woman with light-butterflies, so he must've had more help than just Righty, Lefty, and an old sock. He's a devoted Trumper. I think I can figure out how his previous relationship ended.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 13:26 |
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 14:04 |
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Apparently a daring escape from your husbands harem is an instant game over.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 14:16 |
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gently caress this guy.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 15:58 |
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BigBadSteve posted:gently caress this guy. Please don't.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:11 |
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Sunswipe posted:He's a devoted Trumper. I think I can figure out how his previous relationship ended. quote:I am on a serious quest for a Republican Tantra Goddess. She is a fabulous, intensely passionate, emotionally mature, spiritually evolved woman of tremendous power and deep integrity. She is beautiful both outside and inside. As a Republican, she loves, trusts, and wholeheartedly supports President Trump. She knows her great and sacred value as a Goddess and seeks a man who is genuinely worthy of her spiritually, intellectually, emotionally, physically and sexually. As a Tantra Goddess, she longs with great intensity to completely surrender herself to him as he worships her in every moment, including worshiping her sexually and lifting her into prolonged states of exalted ecstasy. I want her to unite with me in an awesome romantic/sexual relationship leading to a magical marriage. Is Donald Trump truly the Tantric Sex Wizard's dream candidate??? That's quite odd. quote:I feel close to several religions. In John 13:35, Jesus Himself states, "By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another." I love everyone, am therefore a disciple of Jesus, and hence a Christian. (I do not believe He was the only son of God, rather I believe He was a son of the only God. I also believe He has returned and is in a human body on this planet right now... He's world famous but has not yet publicly disclosed his past life as Jesus.) I go to the Malibu Hindu Temple once a month for Ganesha Homa (fire ceremony) and Abhishekam (milk pouring ceremony), so I am a Hindu. I have worshipped at several Buddhist temples, so I am a Buddhist. I am also developing a religion of my own. .... I think Donald Trump might be Jesus.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:20 |
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I figured out how to get through the quiz. It's the obvious Trump-man answer for all of them EXCEPT number four. For that one, you can't go straight Christian. You gotta go Spiritual and Enlightened.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:25 |
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I wasted my whole goddamn morning reading this lunatic‘s site, and it just keeps going further and further off the rails. It’s astounding insight into how broke-brained Trump-supporters rationalize dozens of hypocritical and absurd viewpoints. At different points, he describes himself as a scientist...who devoutly believes in Vedic astrology. He’s a God-fearing Christian...who believes in reincarnation and considers Buddha and Krishna to be prophets. He believes in the sanctity of marriage...but wants to rescind laws preventing polygamy. He thinks Democrats are undermining our government with Fake News...but 9/11 was also an inside job and Trump is protecting America by NOT revealing the truth. A choice quote: quote:Trump's 2016 victory occurred by Divine Intervention that suppressed the voting machine fraud, to the horrified chagrin of the evil Uniparty, who, in Trump's words, "never thought she would lose." And this dude definitely pays for sex: quote:I oppose laws that criminalize the exchange of sex for money between mutually consenting adults without force or fraud. I believe prostitution should be an honorable career choice for women and an honorable way for men to get their needs met. Jailing people for this is crazy. The many arguments claiming that prostitution is harmful and/or evil are each readily debunked. In reality, prostitution relieves the sexual frustration that bends the minds of many men and drives some of them to commit real sex crimes, including sexual assault and rape. Prostitution reduces the rate of such crimes, thereby protecting women and girls. Performing brain surgery is not for everyone, but it pays well, and many doctors who do it enjoy the work. Likewise, prostitution is not for everyone, but it pays well, and many women who do it enjoy the work.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:25 |
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Ahhh, California.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:29 |
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Now. The sex magic is silly. But the funniest thing is that page of references from women: quote:Topic 7. Character References from Women Who Know Me Well Mark, I don't think you can use square brackets to just add a new sentence your reference didn't actually say.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:32 |
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You guys should try watching the videos. Apparently the most important thing in a relationship is"resonance"
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:39 |
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Reverend Mark "I Would Just Like To Make It Clear That A Woman And Her Daughters Have Been In My Home And Are Clearly Still Alive" Williams posted:Here are my three biggest weaknesses and challenges. It is important that we know and accept each other with our problems. We will then solve and transform them in the sacred fire of our Divine Resonant Tantric Partnership. My dream Republican Goddess should be able to give me money and also summon me some new teeth from the teeth dimension..
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 16:55 |
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The third is that I'm deeply, deeply ugly. So other than being broke, ugly, dentally challenged and an all around mental freak show, I'm your tantric huckleberry
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:16 |
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BigBadSteve posted:gently caress this guy. probably the least likely thing to happen to him
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:18 |
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what a wild ride
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 17:23 |
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We are not a match. Thank you for your time. Good luck to you! Goodbye (no kiss)
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 18:04 |
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This thing is a work of art.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 19:08 |
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I feel like you guys are downplaying the fact that William intends to create a new religion centered around him and his goddess
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:05 |
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I'm going 2 fyck him
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:13 |
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finally a website i can relate to, thanks op
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:17 |
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When I look at your chart (using Jyotish, not Western astrology), I will check for the following characteristics. The more you have, the more compatible we are:
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:20 |
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This might not be a fake site but that picture is obviously of a dead man that has been preserved with the same technique Lenin was.
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# ? Dec 24, 2019 23:24 |
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Problem 1. At my age, with my large goals and a lifetime of hard work, I should have already been successful. But I have not yet attained the material success I want. I cannot promise you material success, but our Tantric Partnership will be a gigantic help! If you want someone who has already made his fortune, I am not your man.
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 00:04 |
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my dog died im sad posted:Ahhh, California.
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 00:13 |
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Also, please don't doxx my dead father on these forums
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 00:14 |
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I WILL gently caress him.and no goon will stand in my way
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 00:31 |
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Question 4 did NOT shock me for the record
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# ? Dec 25, 2019 01:15 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Question 4 did NOT shock me for the record No refunds.
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