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old friend
Dec 29, 2019


it's not a problem if you like them and you should ignore people who put you down because of it. Just try to have a good time and ignore the hate people throw at you for your path in life.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



What if you hate yourself?

old friend
Dec 29, 2019


The Bananana posted:

What if you hate yourself?

Why do you hate your self?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The moldier the better imo

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



old friend posted:

Why do you hate your self?

Mostly the cheeses and the ales

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Arti's Anal Cheeses sounds like a good name for a band

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Now that's a fondont

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Look OP, it's my god-given right upon entering any restaurant or food-based get together to do a circuit of the room and oval office-punt anyone with a cheese-plate or a stein of ale. It's what my ancestors did, and god willing my descendants will be whomping rear end on those who go the cheese-booze route.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
They're pretty good, until you get the bill!

:holymoley:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
*bites off huge chunk of artisanal cheese*
*big glug of ale*
*wipes mouth with sleeve*
*glares*

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

old friend posted:

it's not a problem if you like them and you should ignore people who put you down because of it. Just try to have a good time and ignore the hate people throw at you for your path in life.

i honestly love having a good time.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I read that as arterial and was about to ask a lot of questions.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
I get my artisanal cheeses from my artisanal ale guy and my artisanal ale from my artisanal cheese guy.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I think you’ll find Coors Light pairs perfectly with Triscuits and orange cheese

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


Preach it bro

*eats the nose off a wedge of Président*
*swigs Peroni from the bottle*

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
sounds about white

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Artisanal ales and cheeses should be iced with gabiscus or water, so I use the latter to keep the ice out of the beer; they do the same for foams of different viscosity: I have seen Guinness and Peroni with ice water poured into them by people sitting in the middle of a table in the middle of an Asian restaurant.

If you want something thicker than water, use soy sauce to dilute the bitterness of alcohol and give it something better to eat. The soy that is usually added to the final product is an alternative to hydrogenated vegetable oil, which creates the taste of Crisco-style cooking.

Don't panic if your basic pilsner, wahlrecht or helles is only lukewarm.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Consume everything.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I see that you also appreciate... the finer things

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I know a man who bought cheese made in a cave. It was his most prized possession. He loved it more than his friends or family.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

Empty Sandwich posted:

I see that you also appreciate... the finer things


Ah yes, extra mature. Like you. Very sophisticated and refined :allears:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Art is anal cheeses

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
if you can eat cheese, you're a disgusting mutant hth

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Thanks op but I dont have any problem with ignoring people

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm 40 fuckin' years old and I'm gonna eat, drink, watch, read, play, and listen to whatever the gently caress I feel like and anyone who doesn't like it can gently caress right off and go to hell I am long, LONG past the point of caring what people think I wouldn't even piss on most people if they were on fire why the gently caress would I care about impressing them?

Gonna judge the HELL out of everybody else for their choices though

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I only like my cheeses from the finest of anuses.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
what if I like cheese in a can and miller

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Embrace it and live free.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Ah yes, extra mature. Like you. Very sophisticated and refined :allears:

and like the Hop Bullet, I am 6.5% abv :cheers:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Colonel Cancer posted:

The moldier the better imo

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
i prefer cheeselike food products and lagers

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
wrong

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i don't eat anything that isn't neon. usa! usa! usa!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

not a bot
Jan 9, 2019

Who What Now posted:

I know a man who bought cheese made in a cave. It was his most prized possession. He loved it more than his friends or family.

A fine man.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

"Ale" and "artisinal cheese" lol yeah I've played D&D too.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Fromager d'Affinois is superior to Brie. :colbert:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




there are only two cheeses in my world, cheddar and mozzarella

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Bad Purchase posted:

there are only two cheeses in my world, cheddar and mozzarella

I'm sad for you :(

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Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys

Bad Purchase posted:

there are only two cheeses in my world, cheddar and mozzarella

You forgot about Kraft singles

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