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Ok so I take a dump pretty much spot on the same time every day. I appreciate this fact about my body. I would like to move this time forward a few hours. How do I do this?
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Dec 31, 2019 19:57
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Stick your thumb up your butt and cork it for another couple of hours. Cycle: adjusted.
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Dec 31, 2019 19:59
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Just hold it a while.
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Dec 31, 2019 19:59
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Eat a bag of sugar free gummi bears E: two bags, and put it on YouTube
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Dec 31, 2019 19:59
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wait until whatever time it is you want to go and then slam 2 massive strong cups of coffee
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Dec 31, 2019 20:01
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Move to a different time zone
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Dec 31, 2019 20:04
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impossible to do op. you will poop forever
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Dec 31, 2019 20:06
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Stick your thumb up your butt and cork it for another couple of hours. That was obviously the first thing I tried E: mods maybe we rename thread to "shift my poopcycle" because it's the one I should have come up with first Worf fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Dec 31, 2019 |
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Dec 31, 2019 20:08
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Move the coffee back a few hours
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Dec 31, 2019 20:11
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Coffee and chewing tobacco. Grab a knuckle of chew(no spitting) and wash it down with think coffee. About a half hour later I always gotta go.
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Dec 31, 2019 20:36
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Get hosed in the butt right before you want to go.
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Dec 31, 2019 20:45
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i think the combination of lamb and calimari will help your poops
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Dec 31, 2019 20:48
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Why can't you post at a different time?
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Dec 31, 2019 20:52
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Just eat a buncha nickels, there'll be plenty of change in your poop after that
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Dec 31, 2019 21:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Get hosed in the butt right before you want to go. I feel like this might be a bit of a crapshoot
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Dec 31, 2019 21:49
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Give me a call OP; you won't poo poo right for weeks 
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Dec 31, 2019 21:55
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I don't think my poops are tied to my caffeine intake tbh. The lamb and calamari idea is interesting but that sounds like my farts would be a bit potent I figure somebody here has legit done this before. I just don't want to poop at 830 am anymore. Maybe some sort of holding in of the poop That sounds extremely uncomfortable I eat a lot and the poops are large E: lol at the nickel goon. A family vacation one summer in like 94 was interrupted by an ER visit bc my sister took it upon herself to swallow a dime. My dad kept it when she pooped it out Worf fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Dec 31, 2019 |
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Dec 31, 2019 22:18
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Unlock your chakras.
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Dec 31, 2019 22:20
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bossy lady posted:Unlock your chakrams. Tbh not gonna lie I envisioned a wall of Xena's frisbees when you said this and then I realized what you actually said Tbh can you just edit your post to reflect what I wish it said, I'll preemptively do it on my end here E: please
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Dec 31, 2019 22:22
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Statutory Ape posted:Tbh not gonna lie I envisioned a wall of Xena's frisbees when you said this and then I realized what you actually said Never. You can't suppress the truth.
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Dec 31, 2019 22:42
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Statutory Ape posted:My dad kept it when she pooped it out
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Dec 31, 2019 22:47
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pop the clutch on the poopcycle, VROOM VROOM
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Dec 31, 2019 23:40
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do like that movie with the human centipede i bet that will make you hold off making GBS threads awhile
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Jan 1, 2020 00:25
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i poop whenever the hell i want OP!
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Jan 1, 2020 00:26
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move in with a guy who's on the poop schedule that you want and eventually your cycles will align.
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Hell Yeah posted:move in with a guy who's on the poop schedule that you want and eventually your cycles will align. Of course you will then have to fight to the death the first time you both need to go
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Jan 1, 2020 00:32
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Another GBS poop thread 
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Jan 1, 2020 00:34
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We're very well-cultured, much like my gut microbiome.
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Dell_Zincht posted:Of course you will then have to fight to the death the first time you both need to go 
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Jan 1, 2020 00:41
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Eat meals at different times.
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Jan 1, 2020 00:49
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Get IBS and you'll have poop coming out in spades, any hour, every hour
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Jan 1, 2020 00:50
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my cycle is attuned to my stepdad also he's been dead for 14 years.
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Jan 1, 2020 00:51
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he would go in the upstairs bathroom and i would go in the basement. i always flushed first 
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Jan 1, 2020 00:52
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poo poo on a timer, Op. Force it out early
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Jan 1, 2020 01:44
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Use a lot of lube. Anything is possible with enough lube.
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Jan 1, 2020 01:47
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Each day, wait until you can barely walk from the need to poop, then sit down. While sitting, wait until the pain is nearly unbearable, then look at your watch and wait 15 minutes more. You can't know pleasure without knowing pain, and this will bring pleasure to changing your poopcycle.
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Jan 1, 2020 02:33
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Try shifting your meal times the number of hours later that you want to poop. So if you poop at 8:30am every morning, and you want to shift your poop time to 10:30am, eat all your meals 2 hours later than you are right now.
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Jan 1, 2020 02:41
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My poop cycle is a fixie 
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