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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
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I had an argument with a friend back in 1999, shortly after The Phantom Menace came out, where said friend trotted out the "it's a kid's movie, you liked the original movies when you were a kid, but you're not a kid any more and that's why you don't like TPM" argument when I said it was a bad movie. Anyone arguing that Plinkett was somehow responsible for people hating the prequels (and thus fueling the current disdain for the sequel trilogy) is being completely disingenuous.

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Sydney Bottocks
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Now I'm reminded of how people tried to "well actually" and say that the original Ghostbusters wasn't that good of a film as some sort of half-assed defense of GB2016, as if it being true (which it wasn't) would somehow absolve GB2016 of being a lovely movie.

Sydney Bottocks
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I know when I think of "kids movie", I think of trade negotiations, child slavery, and aliens who sound like racist caricatures of black, Asian, and Jewish people

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General Dog posted:

Well good news, we have three new movies that won’t challenge the kiddos in any way!

And judging by merch sales, they won't challenge their parents' bank accounts either! :v:

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BexGu posted:

Listen man when you'r a religious order that takes young children away from their parents/home/life to raise them as soldiers for the government along with setting up a questionable relationships between master/student pair you don't have time to worry about some dumbass kids mother.

Suddenly I'm much more sympathetic to Karen Traviss' take on having the Mandalorians just kicking the Jedi's asses in her books.

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Milo and POTUS posted:

You're more posting colleagues

Posting acquaintances

Sydney Bottocks
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Just awaiting the inevitable Wookieepedia entry on this

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Ingmar terdman posted:

The boys are really chasing the dragon with Wicked World. Can't say I'd be brave enough to watch it


Yeah, I was initially interested at first because Things was a wonderfully horrible film; but from the footage RLM showed, Wicked World looks like it would give me a migraine headache.

Sydney Bottocks
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RoS got knocked off the box office perch by 1917, which proves that people are actually sick of all these star wars, and decided on a nice little world war for a change

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luchajones posted:

Rich Evans would never be a rapper. Jack on the other hand LOVES rap

Yo yo, he's down with the safety guns

Sydney Bottocks
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1917 knocked RoS off the top of the box office, for that alone it deserves an Oscar

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Baronjutter posted:

Picard the character from TNG is great, but Patrick has never really liked him or really *got* trek in general. He's always made little comments about how lame and boring picard was and how the really talky episodes were boring. He wanted to blow stuff up and score hot young women in fast cars. As his fame increased he got the clout to demand more of that sort of thing, culminating with the horrible TNG movies.

People have an understandable great amount of nostalgia and love for Picard, but I think they project that onto Stewart who very much is not Picard and has taken the character and franchise to lovely places.

So basically, his bit in "Extras" wasn't too far off from real life, then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

Sydney Bottocks
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Holy gently caress that was terrible

Sydney Bottocks
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What's a pencil pusher want with bein' a farmer?

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Randarkman posted:

I really think I loved the Lighthouse.



The lighting of that scene was so good.

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Arcsquad12 posted:

But Lucas sold his kids to white slavers

And boy, did he ever

Sydney Bottocks
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TOS mentions racism = uncomfortable feeling :smith:

STD doesn't mention racism = happy goodtime feelings :dance:

Therefore, STD = good :eng101:

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PostNouveau posted:

You think Patrick Stewart is TNG Picard.

In reality, he was one of the driving forces behind TNG Movie Picard.

So basically, that bit he did in "Extras" about wanting to be an action hero with the power to make ladies' clothes fall off was pretty much a documentary

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Watching it live is madness. A day later and you can skip a good hour of shite.
AEW Dynamite is really good

Or do what I do and just skip all three hours of shite :v:

(and yes AEW is loving awesome)

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oohhboy posted:

:rip: Doctor Who, retconned to death. Lucky I punched out last season when I fell asleep during the last two episodes.

I just pretend that DW stopped existing past the 1980s these days, because the revival has by and large been a few good moments surrounded by an ocean of crap. Granted, the old series had a lot of crap too, but at least it was charming "don't knock over the cardboard sets" crap, and not the "highly polished and shiny turds" the revival series tends to be made of.

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Saint Drogo posted:

every time new Dr Who comes up it's like the 'i don't know why, but this is IT!' gag from Arrested Development.

it was acceptable to you until [retcon/showrunner/females]?? Only now you give up? :psyduck:

It's the two phases of fandom grief: Mike and Rich Evans.

Mike is when you're still trying desperately to cling on to some scrap of what made you love the series in the first place.

Rich Evans is when you've finally thrown in the towel and given up on whatever they're trying to pass off as the series you loved, becaue they took a pile of hot garbage and slapped the series' name on it.

Sydney Bottocks
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Mike was going full Yooper for this latest BotW and I am here for it. :c00l:

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FlamingLiberal posted:

'Make him even gayer and also Jewish'

The writer/producer also used his kids as Joey Pants' kids, and gave himself a role as a completely incomprehensible guy who does almost nothing in the movie except yell, scream, and fall into a sewer. The character doesn't speak English.

This makes sense, as I'm guessing the person who came up with this movie had very limited contact with other humans in general

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revwinnebago posted:

So hot. They needed to shoot a lot more promo of her in the suit.

The best part? In an interview, she mentioned how she absolutely loved wearing that skintight suit and showing off how fit she'd gotten for the role, because it was so different from the type of roles she usually gets. :quagmire:

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hard counter posted:

it is kinda funny that the sequels were so sexless that disney had to start playing up how hetero everyone was at the 11th hour; back in the day, excessive sexlessness or prolonged bachelorhood was a polite coding for gaaaaaay

But what about that lesbian kiss in RoS, in a very brief shot near the end, between two characters we didn't even know, and that got edited out for China? :v:

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I never watched whatever Star Wars cartoon, but if they want to put Rosario Dawson's gorgeous self in The Mandalorian s2, I have no objections :swoon:

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Lambert posted:

Watch a porno or something, jfc.

I refuse to apologize for liking to look at attractive women :colbert:

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

What have I told you nerds about posting hetero poo poo in the cummies theead?

The cummies thread was strong enough to handle Gillian/Jay, it can handle this :v:

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Weirdo posted:

Kill Kurtzman, terminate with extreme prejudice.

He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in his bedroom writing this show.

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LabyaMynora posted:

Wow, what a hosed up week.

Genesis P. Orridge
Gabi Delgado
Bill Rieflin
Stuart Gordon

It's like all the cool cult figures I discovered in high school in the 90s are dying at once.

Seriously, I just heard about Bill Rieflin dying and it made me think about all the different bands he's drummed for that I liked. :smith:

Sydney Bottocks
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"SHOTGUN SPECIALISTS!" (repeated ad nauseam)

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Heroes as an IP is probably even more toxic that the last season of GoT, in terms of "how can we piss away all the fan interest and goodwill that we initially built up"

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao they literally turned Picard into a robot


lmao

The Measure of a Man, indeed

Sydney Bottocks
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My favorite part of the Hobbit movies are the Lindsay videos, where she points out how Evangeline Lilly's spirit was crushed when they made her character a part of a love triangle, after specifically telling her they weren't going to; and how New Zealand threw their actor's union completely under the bus because some actors dared challenge the studio over a bit of money, to which the movie studio replied "oh well I guess we'll just make the movies somewhere else then", whereupon the NZ govt. gave in to the studio's every demand in order to potentially not lose a bit of that sweet tourism money that might be spent by people coming to "the country where LotR and the Hobbit were filmed"

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hard counter posted:

like, not everyone can pull a jennifer aniston after you depart from a successful show

I dunno, I think there are plenty of current TV stars who could make a career out of starring in flop romcoms like Aniston did post-"Friends"

Sydney Bottocks
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James Corden and Rebel Wilson are the cinematic equivalent of fingernails on the blackboard while someone has "Metal Machine Music" up really loud and there's a person squeaking their chair around on a hardwood floor. They're really loving annoying is what I'm saying.

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Arcsquad12 posted:

Now for the icing on the cake!

*eats several cockroaches*

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reignofevil posted:

One time nerds tried to force Jack and Rich Evans to give a poo poo about wrestling. I think about six years ago now. They did not give said poo poo.

Rich likes wrestling, it's just that he only likes the old school WWF wrestling that was on when he was a kid. He talked about watching Roddy Piper promos after Piper died, and he referenced Brother Love during BotW once (to awkward silence from the other guys).

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Randarkman posted:

She was on best of the worst after that I'm pretty sure. Jay told her that he likes movies where children are horribly murdered for their crimes.

Let's not forget that she also rubbed on Jay's tumtum, giving launch to a thousand "Jayillian" fanfics

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

THERE AIN'T NO DEMON

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