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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean For gently caress's sake, Les! I don't think I've ever seen someone whine so much about using up a few sick days! Just take a couple of days off and shut up.
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This is one reason why Zits is such a better comic strip than Dustin: the characters (and the cartoonists) have a sense of self-awareness.
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Kennel posted:Dustin Yeah...you're a hypocrite, Ed.
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amigolupus posted:Since we're getting some spotlight on Les' wife by being jealous of Les being with another woman, a poster in Son of Stuck Funky linked to this old 'gem': This is incredibly gross...and degrading to Carla (is that her name?). "Oh, Les will call out my name during sex. Don't worry about it". My parents love this strip for some reason. Must be a Boomer thing.
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CzarChasm posted:What, you don't find the idea of never being able to move on from your past relationship romantic? Do you see something wrong with being so in love with a person that you won't allow yourself to even consider marrying another person without hallucinating their ghostly visage* giving a literal thumbs up of approval? Are you one of those sickos who doesn't believe in parading your current partner through the life history of your dead spouse and constantly comparing the two, both of you knowing full well that the new could never even hope to hold a candle to the original? I forgot about that too. That's really weird. All this even after Batiuk made a big deal of Les taking a trip to place his St. Lisa shrine on top of Mt. Kilimanjaro (?) in an effort to get past her death or whatever. It's incredibly creepy and unhealthy and I don't know why Carla sticks around for this poo poo.
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean Batiuk finally found a character that's even more insufferably smug than Les.
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Manuel Calavera posted:One Big Happy Shut the gently caress up. Both this and the recent "DVR is haaard" Funky are strong competitors for Dustin's top spot as most Boomer-y strip
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EasyEW posted:The Annual Les Moore Circlejerk Oh boy....picking quarters up off the ground. I'm sure your audience will be just riveted by this timeless love story.
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Johnny Walker posted:Rex Morgan MD A Very Special series about coronavirus, or do these strips operate on a two week (or more) delay like political cartoons?
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StrixNebulosa posted:Welcome to part 2 of "strix is annoyed by a comic strip" Long before I gave in and bought an account here, I used to lurk old iterations of the comics thread. At the time, I remember there was an hilarious edit of the Funky IED strip that combined it with the final episode of MASH ("Keep that chicken quiet!").
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Darthemed posted:Docks Twenty years, and absolutely zero has changed when it comes to electoral politics. This could have been written yesterday.
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sweeperbravo posted:This is a dumb question, I'm sure. No. I think it's been exaggerated to the point of legend in a lot of media to make it seem like there are very specific, precisely-defined groups that you're either a part of or not. I also went to a small rural high school and graduated in a class of ~126 people. There were cliques but they never felt stratified, and I was not really a part of any one specific group (I was friends with everyone).
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This one is my favorite. I like to think that Mom can cook; Calvin's just a typical little kid that doesn't like anything she cooks.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Sooooo...nobody going to comment on this? It's hard for me to think of a less intimidating sight than a slightly paunchy Les Moore stalking angrily to my car.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I have a friend who has a funny story about this arc, so I asked her to type it out so I could share it with people. That's like something I would have done as a kid. I read a lot of Calvin and Hobbes and it influenced my imagination. In fifth grade, inspired by the strip, I had a certain tree on my school playground that worked somewhat like Calvin's transmogrifier. I'd key in a code for whatever I wanted to be, pretend to step inside the tree, and emerge transformed. Calvin and Hobbes is one of my favorite comic strips. It's been really interesting to reread it from the perspective of a 36 year old adult.
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Kennel posted:Dustin It "wasn't nice" for Ed to crush Dustin's spine under his 300 lb bulk either, but I don't see the mom getting upset about that.
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Les has been wined and dined and treated with kid gloves for a story that is the equivalent of a Hallmark channel movie. It sucks that your wife died of cancer; I know that's traumatic. But people die of cancer all the time. What's any more special about
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readingatwork posted:Comic Strips 2020: Y'know, Bugs Bunny has a nice dick. It's okay for us both to say that. Oh...I thought that was a younger Lucy.
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Nikaer Drekin posted:No, Lucy was first introduced as a baby and then eventually aged up to match the rest of the cast - the same thing happened with Schroeder and Linus, if I remember correctly. Going by the Peanuts wiki, Lucy's first strip is a little less than four months away from this one. readingatwork posted:Nope! That's Violet. She's still around in the newer strips, albeit largely forgotten and unused except as background filler. Thanks. I guess I'm not as up on my Peanuts lore as I thought. I always figured that Lucy and Charlie Brown were the same age.
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StrixNebulosa posted:Number of Dustin strips depicting Dustin staying up late: 0 Could be; I had never thought of that. I've always theorized that Dustin's clinically depressed because his family is so unsupportive. I'm preaching to the choir, but Dustin's family is holding him back; not a "useless" degree and laziness.
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Kennel posted:It's very easy to read it like that, but in the end Dustin is just a fictional character written by an unsympathetic rear end in a top hat, who accidentally created relatable tragic character. Dustin is actually pretty insightful when it comes to the dynamics between Millennials/Zoomers and Boomers, which I think is the funniest thing about it. Kelly and/or Parker tell on themselves so much.
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amigolupus posted:Boy, I sure love how Michael didn't even get a say as he gets shipped off and it's just Lynn justifying her abusive behavior to everyone around her. Seriously. She's not even trying to hide the fact that it's not about Mike "building character" or learning responsibility; just mom meddling in his life to get him away from his girlfriend for the summer. It's creepy.
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"My gram loved colors"![]() Speaking of "in the hands of a better artist". This could be a nice story about an older lady becoming a surrogate grandmother to a traumatized teen. Instead, we're treated to MST3K-level dialogue like that.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Mary Worth is better if you assume every character is an alien infiltrator from a different species who thinks they're the only alien in a human suit and is desperately trying to convince the other hu-mans they are also a normal hu-man. No doubt Mary's cookies are an attempt to exchange long protein strings.
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EasyEW posted:
"Y-you mean this film will be about someone other than my personal pain?"
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EasyEW posted:Cancerwife: The Movie You're a waiter in a seconds-long walk on part. Why the gently caress would you need motivation for that? This whole thing is dumb as hell and Les keeps getting his way on everything. It's infuriating.
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EasyEW posted:Sally Forth continues a week of deciphering old memories, and suddenly I realize this is the cancer story we actually need. Putting these so close really highlights the contrast between a good storyteller who knows how to organically add pathos and a total loving moron.
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Johnny Walker posted:Rex Morgan MD Totally unrealistic. These days, a conman like Belluso would be made the White House chief of COVID19 response or something.
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Kennel posted:Dustin This and lead paint probably explain a lot about Ed, and his generation in general.
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"Kids acting like kids. Am I right?" - A middle school (?) teacher
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EasyEW posted:Funky Winkerbean "I feel free here and want to make it my home". This poor, misguided schmuck.
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Darthemed posted:Docks 7. They're flying a traitor flag in the classroom instead of the American flag.
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Maybe figure out what psychological reasons are causing your daughter to suck her thumb at such a later age instead of hooking her up to some torture device to ensure she doesn't do it?
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RandomPauI posted:stepping on some toes here but I need to hear other people yell gently caress you at Tom besides just myself in my head. gently caress sake. This is Chris-Chan levels of dumb.
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Johnny Walker posted:Mary Worth I was confused when this arc first started, thinking that June from Rex Morgan had somehow ended up in Mary Worth.
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Johnny Walker posted:Rex Morgan MD Disembodied feeding hands and the kid having a stroke in the second panel. Just great art today in RMMD.
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nishi koichi posted:it’s small, but i really like tillman’s teacher in this strip. you didn’t really see this kind of character in cartoons and comics very much, you’ve either got the nauseating “sunshine-and-rainbows” in rose is rose, or the teacher who hates life, like miss wormwood in c + h. I really like the strips where Tillman's teacher spins things to make them more interesting. It's a contrast to Funky, where a lot of the students (or at least Les and the science teacher guy) seem to have contempt for their students.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2025 02:14 |
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Kennel posted:Dustin This is probably the first time in his life that Ed's ever heard the words "We'd love your input".
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