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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



This is generous. My friend was on Millionaire, and took me as a lifeline (this was a few years back and they got rid of "phone a friend" because Google makes it pointless), and he had to pay all transportation and lodging and such. After taxes he probably broke even since he didn't do as well as he'd have liked.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



SubNat posted:

e: is the size alright with everyone? 1000px width should be enough to fit on pretty much anything nowadays. And I really don't want to make them so small the details go away.
Because there are so many tiny lovely details everywhere.
The size is fine, but maybe use timg to post? That's how I do Star Wars which will return tonight!

Also, what happened to Moominpapa and Moominmamma? :ohdear:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is a strip based on a 1970s independent science fiction movie series. It's a bit obscure now, but worth watching. These were printed as the series was coming out, so certain revelations in later movies weren't known by the strip's creators. It has a bit of a pulpy feel and follows the main characters of the movies. We're starting back up with Darth Vader Strikes, starring the main villain of the series.





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars disagrees with Darth Vader







I had to look this up: the first use of the word "Sith" was in the novelization of the first movie, so it's been around a while. Episode 1 is the first time it was mentioned in current canon.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is getting incestuous





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars turns out to be a headhunter





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (June 13, 1998)


Carrying a beeper and a cell phone only for emergencies is peak late '90s.

Also why the hell is Dilbert back?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is some wack-rear end XX-Wing





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars appears AWESOME!





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The origin story of Curtis's hat is some Star Wars EU-tier story poo poo.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Just how old is Iris supposed to be? 30 going on 60?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Archyduchess posted:

I will go to the ends of the earth for a trans rights Moomin av. I'll do whatever it takes.

You're a mod now, you can do that.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I literally had someone do this once (albeit on a Blackberry, not a laptop). Needless to say, it did not last long, and there was no second date.

Star Wars featuring beloved character "Snaggletooth"





Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Jan 9, 2020

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The Bloop posted:

That's actually clever but doesn't seem like Ed

No, it's exactly the sort of thing a Boomer would read on Facebook and implement without any thought.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is full of tools





Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jan 10, 2020

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lodin posted:

You posted the second strip twice, my dude.

So I did. Fixed. Thanks!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is getting some rebound action





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars a special private assignment







I love the bonus panel's implication that Tarkin was born on the Death Star.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




How quaint

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is FAST AND FURIOUS





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lodin posted:

Only recently jumped in on these strips so I didn't catch the start. Does Vader know that the spy is Luke? I'm assuming so and that he's wiped him from any database of wanted rebels. Otherwise you'd think that the guy who blew up the Death Star would be Bin Laden levels of infamous in the Empire.
Vader knows the spy is a rebel, but not that it's Luke. But yeah, the idea that the guy who blew up the Death Star isn't like public enemy #1 sticks out. Anyway. Star Wars





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars has that Spidey Sense





"Go for a ride in my supply tug" is a weird sex euphemism

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Vargo please make an A/T thread about having your leg eaten by a yeti TIA.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Julet Esqu posted:

The whole setup is about her watch and then Billingsley forgets to keep drawing it as soon as she stops talking about it.




:wtc:

She doesn't want him to be cursed with an accident failson like she was

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is steaming hot!






:rip:

New story tomorrow!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lodin posted:

So during the confusion of Storm Troopers and admirals running around like headless chickens Luke has the opportunity to knock out a guy and take his armour?
I know a guy who cosplays as a Storm Trooper at conventions and movie premieres and have seen him put on the armour pieces over the body suit. That poo poo took probably 30 minutes and he was just sticking most of it on with velcro.
Also, Luke would have to have stripped down to his undies before starting or he'd look all lumpy.

And yes, I'm being a pedant but that's just because I really like the strip.

Yeah, but that's fake stormtrooper armor. Real, futuristic space stormtrooper armor is obviously much easier to take on and off because of space magic.

Star Wars finds dying in a horrible spaceship crash preferably to asphyxiation





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars has a sexy foam party





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is whenever Luke's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Luke?"





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars finally get to the damned titular characters







Powered Descent posted:

So her plan was "steal a big expensive ship and then smash it to poo poo for no reason"? I think I've spotted a couple of teensy flaws with that procedure.
That explains that, at least.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Phoebe is one of my favorite strips, but I rarely have more to say about it than that.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Make it Zits Mom.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is FLYING SNAKES!? WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE FLYING SNAKES??





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is just well





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Lodin posted:

I refuse to believe any other story than the guy pulling the armour of a lynched Storm Trooper, but couldn't get the boots off because all the blood had coagulated in the legs.
Was this before or after he internalized advanced race theory?

Star Wars is trying to glom onto the popularity of The Mandalorian





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is lucky Luke learned to swim off-screen





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is FREEDOM IS SLAVERY





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is RIP dead robots





Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



You double-posted Surgeon's Tales instead of New Nancy

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Star Wars is the origin of Bane





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