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My bet is it will be big, muscly Daddy standing scowling with bristling eyebrows and flowing golden locks. Meanwhile, on the left side of the image, a really racist caricature of some be-turbaned fellow will be wetting himself and quaking with fear. Even money on Hillary and/or Soros raging impotently that he stopped a war.
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I'm glad he labeled the boot "USA", I doubt many people would recognize that flag.
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Jan 5, 2020 09:29
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Iron Crowned posted:Who doesn't randomly think about abortions? I"m thinking about them right now! Yes, yes, but are they gay abortions?
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Lodin posted:Now this one aged really well, lol. Plus the Horsey level banging titty on Betsy Ross there. Guess he just had to get that star in there.
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Jan 8, 2020 14:24
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Jan 14, 2020 19:20
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And "Iran people".
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Jan 15, 2020 22:58
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HootTheOwl posted:No wonder Iran didn't involve those unhelpful NTSB fuckers. No, they pinpointed the right cause. Trump.
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Tud only talks to Tud, man. Nobody else is smart enough to get it.
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Jan 17, 2020 14:15
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To keep the meter it should have been three it's separated by hyphens, at least. Or three people on the couch each with their own Z.
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Jan 21, 2020 04:24
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And if they tried to use everything Trump did in the articles the process would never end, since he just keeps on finding new edges for his fuckery.
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Jan 22, 2020 14:38
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Still with the "Oh, sure, she SAYS she isn't going to run..." The rights obsessing over her is astounding.
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Jan 24, 2020 14:53
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I'm ready for some coccuses. Bring on the plagues.
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Feb 3, 2020 16:37
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Also the April Fools crossover with Zippy.
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Ol' Chip kind of late to the loss edit game.
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Yeah, tell her to get on the stick and start up Zelda again. All Scandinavians know each other, right?
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Alhazred posted:
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Feb 26, 2020 08:55
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What's the running count on bull statues with a mask cartoons?
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Feb 26, 2020 20:20
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Any thoughts on how Garrison will handle the Taliban peace treaty? Once the refractory period is over, I mean.
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Having lived in Texas for 13 years in the past, you definitely would hear some people call it "Tejas". Mostly white people, especially Willie and Waylon good old boys. Pretty sure it was just a shibboleth to show you'd been there a long time, and weren't some newbie northern arrival. Kind of like people around my current area pronouncing Norfolk "Nawfuck", which is the Olde Tidewater accent way of saying it.
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seiferguy posted:I can't believe they decided to continue Mallard Filmore (maybe as a more nonpolitical strip?) instead of just trashing it altogether. Yeah, nah. It's going to be political no matter what. Gotta balance out Doonesbury, Candorville, anything with POC characters... And newspaper comics die very hard if they're widespread and have been around for a long time. Even if the creator dies, old people will gnash their teeth and rend their garments and walk in small circles while ululating if there's even a hint the strip will be allowed to die with its creator. See: Peanuts. BC. Wizard of Id. Prince loving Valiant. The list goes on. Edit: How many days ago were all those Dow soars! Economy humming! Thanks Donald! cartoons? Cause the NYSE just suspended trading after a 1900 point drop. MrUnderbridge fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Mar 9, 2020 |
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It's weird. The new guy actually makes jokes that work. New chapter in the life of ol' drinky?
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Yep, there it is. The poor plucky insurance companies aren't being allowed to really compete because of regulations. They're basically forcing them to not cover things! It's nothing to do with it being a for profit industry, nope. Dang meddling government regulations making them be greedy dicks!
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Well-known blonde, Melania Trump. Jesus gently caress, Ted.
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Yeah, he specifically tagged Melania, not Ivanka.
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Mar 18, 2020 15:22
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I love that Ben's take is "This is all fake news and media overhype, just wash your hands and avoid large crowds for a week or so" Yeah, that'll show those stupid libs! Times like this I really hope his followers eat this poo poo up. gently caress, even Fox news has switched tone on this. I guess they're part of the fake news MSM now, Benny?
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Mar 19, 2020 21:29
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Oh, two week delay! Is there nothing you can't do?
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"Saying Chinese virus is racist! Trump supporters will die! It's not Chinas fault!" Um, true.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Come on. If you wanna depict a first person shooter, one of the progenitors of the genre is in the middle of a renaissance and literally just released a game. And Mortal Kombat isn't even a shooter? Dumbass just heard the name and assumed. I'm no gamer, but come on, even I know that.
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Mar 23, 2020 22:43
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Nice of Ramirez to assume H1N1 came from China. It's really from North American pigs that were sent to China.
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Garrison is so much like so many other right wing cartoonists. So bad at showing what he thinks he's showing. It shows the two doctors as the adults, and Trump as the impatient, petulant child that he is. AGC?
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Apr 11, 2020 21:07
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It means he can't go "Vroom". Somehow.
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Apr 23, 2020 19:04
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Ok, that should be the new go-to for Trump caricatures. A turd rolled in glitter.
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Apr 23, 2020 19:19
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poo poo. Jonestown was in my first year of college.  So naturally one of the frats had an "End of the World" party. The Jonestown Juice was Kool-aid (I know, Flavor-Aid would have been more accurate) made with half water/half vodka. Dumbass me thought it tasted great.  I couldn't even eat crackers until two days after.
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Crazy Joe Wilson posted:As a Teacher I can't tell you how many parents I've met who believe their children walk on water, or at the very least are too afraid or uninvested in them to confront their behaviors. Yup. I saw a post somewhere about a teacher waiting for the chance to say "Huh. He never acts like that in class. You must not be challenging him enough". It would be sooo tempting. But I like an ongoing paycheck.
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May 5, 2020 19:38
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Funny you should ask, Mike! There's a lovely graphic setting it all out! It's: Golf, golf, golf, rally, golf, golf, rally, rally, golf, golf, rally (etc.). So he was soooooper distracted by the impeachment.
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Oh, sure, Benny. Big Daddy Trump is going to save us regular folks from those greedy old rich people. They always talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome, and once again it's 100% projection.
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May 23, 2020 13:30
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And fewer prisoners means less money for the for profit prison system.
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No, he's saying white people are being babies about being asked to wear a mask for the public good. E:f,b. Twice.
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