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Fister Roboto posted:Politicians are basically demons, the more names they have the more powerful they are. George Herbert Walker Bush, the most powerful of foes
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 05:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:55 |
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Ague Proof posted:LBJ did it on purpose to imitate FDR. It's why his wife, daughters, and dogs also had the initials LBJ. Yes, just like FDR’s wife Felanor Delanor Roosevelt. i get what you mean but I couldn’t resist
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 13:36 |
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I mean, Eric Idle is very clear he's just in it for the massive money, but that's nothing new.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2020 19:40 |
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DalaranJ posted:100% chance of tiny person in giant sneakers cartoon Yeah, gonna put my money on it being Ramirez making a comment on LeBron in a “Kobe was too dignified to make comments about politics” way
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 01:43 |
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Cowcaster posted:oh whoops it was ramirez, give back that candy wrapper skeleton warrior gently caress you that wrapper is mine now its certainly the principle of the thing and not that I may have misplaced it and can’t find it anymore
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 22:11 |
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Alhazred posted:What went wrong is that even though Trump is obviously guilty the republicans will do anything to remain power. Including keeping that assclown in office. I’m receiving reporting from Earth-2, where they made the impeachment investigation in the House more deliberate and waited for the courts to reject all of their subpoenas, and apparently Ramirez has just come out with a cartoon saying that if the Democrats actually thought Trump was a danger to the office, they’d be going much much faster, so it’s all obviously a sham Edit: also, apparently the term “hoofer mama” is a thing there, and I don’t get it Edit2: okay its a dog meme thing, Twitter is just as hosed up over there skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 2, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 17:49 |
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Nah. He’s setting up for “if the Democrats weren’t so dumb and goddamned crazy, maybe I could vote third party, but it’s so important to stop Democrats’ FREE STUFF that I must make a principled vote to re-elect Donald J. Trump”
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 15:08 |
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Sardonik posted:It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all that Bennett is permanently cancelled: I mean, lol if you don’t think that the GOP thinks Bernie is the easiest-to-beat candidate and that Trump hasn’t been treating him with kid gloves in his tweets as a result You don’t have to agree that Bernie would actually be weak, but the GOP absolutely believes he will. Why else would Branco be drawing cartoons showin poor benighted Bernie being screwed by the DNC instead of making more cartoons about how Trump Is Good And Winning Actually?
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 18:05 |
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Feinne posted:Legitimate condolences to Ted Rall, whose name I will not misspell in this post.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:41 |
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Trapezium Dave posted:
"I wanna say that one of these leftists is a Chinese guy with coronavirus, 'cause the Chinese are dirty filthy sick-ridden foreigners who want the left to undermine us, but how can I do it besides coloring him yellow? Oh! I know!" - a man who was paid to draw this
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 01:16 |
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Looking forward to “plucky honest businessman Bloomberg abused by mean crazy politically correct socialists that no one really likes” takes from Ramirez, Branco, and Garrison to completely reverse their previous “Bloomberg is a mean socialist who wants to control what you drink” takes
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 15:12 |
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I mean, I know we're all dunking on how lovely the sentiments are, but holy poo poo, look at the copy and paste throughout that thing. The same Carmen in the first two panels. The same eagle head and body in all four panels, with some movement in the beak and eyebrows to try and mask it. It is really the laziest art in support of the laziest platitudes. Edit: Help Im Alive posted:What does it even mean to be an American first Don't impeach presidents, don't question the free market, always treat Republicans as good people with good morals no matter how many kids they put in cages skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Feb 21, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 21, 2020 15:14 |
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T-man posted:lol they're just gonna ignore Nevada, inject it directly into my veins Do you... do you think that all of those “Bernie is now the front-runner/face of the Democrats” are ignoring Nevada?
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 01:24 |
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Ben Garrison posted:China’s coronavirus Huh. Huh.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 20:41 |
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Trapezium Dave posted:
Is that a Footrot Flats reference? Man, things I learn by looking at the other cartoon threads
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 00:32 |
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People with a virus that hits harder than the flu: active, able to run long distances through severe heat
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 15:59 |
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People who oppose safe injection sites are as backwards, superstitious, and wrong as the villagers who feared Frankenstein's monster, AGC
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 20:51 |
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Randalor posted:Well, Carmen's in for a lifetime of medical debt. I'm surprised that he would be willing to tackle something like this considering his history of "both sides are bad! Vote libertarian" history in the comic. I think you’ll find, liberal, that here in Prickly City people are responsible enough to not get sick when they can’t afford it
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 13:06 |
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MrUnderbridge posted:Having lived in Texas for 13 years in the past, you definitely would hear some people call it "Tejas". Mostly white people, especially Willie and Waylon good old boys. Pretty sure it was just a shibboleth to show you'd been there a long time, and weren't some newbie northern arrival. Kind of like people around my current area pronouncing Norfolk "Nawfuck", which is the Olde Tidewater accent way of saying it. As the old cheer goes, we don’t smoke, nor drink, Norfolk!
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 02:13 |
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Sandpuppy posted:If their tiny arms prevent them from picking up the tp off the ground, how are they gonna be able to reach all the way back to wipe their buttholes... or cloacas, or whatever tyrannosaurs had? The broken glass being on the ground outside of the window indicates that the stone which broke the window came from inside, meaning that neither Xi nor Trump is actually responsible for the initial outbreak, but that Donald “Meany” Trump is still a gigantic jerk for trying to blame China. An Encyclopedia Brown cartoon.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 20:06 |
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Flipperwaldt posted:This is referencing the Tiananmen tank guy right? Yes, absolutely. Remember - liberty means never having to change habits and certainly means never doing anything that might prioritize other people and their safety.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 16:46 |
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For those not up on their presidential history and not getting all of the jokes in here: Panel 2: President James Garfield was shot by an assassin, but current conventional wisdom is that he died of infections from doctors using unsterilized tools and bare hands to attempt to remove the bullet Panel 3: President Herbert Hoover became famous for handling food relief and assistance to Europe following World War One (and is wearing a gas mask from the war) Panel 4: President Rutherford B. Hayes, who had been a Major General in the 23rd Ohio Volunteers during the Civil War, ended Reconstruction, which could be argued to be clemency for the South (though there may be another reason I'm not aware of) Panel 5: The "March of Dimes" was the national campaign to donate dimes to polio relief; FDR, who had polio, had his portrait placed on the dime following his death in part because of the association of polio with dimes. Salk, of course, cured polio. Panel 7: President Franklin Pierce and his family were involved in a horrific train accident just prior to their inauguration, in which their only remaining son was killed by near decapitation. This accident is often used as an explanation for why Pierce fell mostly into alcoholism during his Presidency.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2020 20:29 |
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wizzardstaff posted:I feel extremely seen. I think I'm both.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2020 22:41 |
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Somfin posted:What do you think the camel's doing i meant both the watcher and the watched i'm not the camel, geez
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2020 13:26 |
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In fact, the opposite: the US wanted to get its money back for the loans it had made to the Allies in World War One, and put a lot of pressure on Britain and France to make regular repayments, which pushed those countries to put pressure on Germany to make reparation payments. The US ended up devoting multiple conferences - the Dawes Plan and the Young Plan - specifically to help restructure reparation payments and loan payments into a schedule that all could agree to, but they never sent money or aid to Germany. https://history.state.gov/milestones/1921-1936/dawes
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 13:03 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Is dynamite in particular used as a weapon or is any explosive attributed to Nobel “Dynamite guns” in the late 19th century were seen as superior artillery, propelling dynamite charges via compressed air. More lethal upon landing than a shell, less dangerous to the crew as compressed air was less likely to explode than packed gunpowder. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamite_gun Dynamite was also used as a bomb and as a packed charge against fortifications.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 18:53 |
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Vib Rib posted:Even so, like... hundreds of millions of deaths? Sure! I mean, it’s estimated that all deaths in wars of the twentieth century totaled 108 million dead, and dynamite had a role in all of those deaths, whether via dynamite gun, dynamite as tool against fortifications, dynamite as bombs dropped, miniature dynamite used in guns to propel bullets, molecular dynamite used to create white phosphorous and napalm, chain-dynamite charges used in machine guns, and the occasional hand-to-hand combat (but always conducted with dynamite). Now, that’s not quite hundreds, so you have to add in all of those who died from the Holocaust (conducted with dynamite), the Holodomor (which is Russian for “dynamite”), and The Great Leap Forward (so named because the constant use of dynamite caused bodies to be propelled as if they had jumped). Also, cancer is caused by cellular level dynamite, so that probably puts us well over the top. It’s a good thing we never used any of our atomic dynamite arsenals, or we’d be talking deaths in the billions from dynamite! Edit: really, Nobel has a lot to answer for when you think about it, not least of which is rewarding Jimmy Carter
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 01:19 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Every time a Cool Teen yelled Dynomite! (whenever that was in vogue) it was like the whole of the Greatest Generation was killed, so you gotta add those to Nobel's kill count. James "J.J." Evans, Jr., the funk Thanos
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 01:43 |
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He does watercolor covers for The New Yorker. Can't say I'm disappointed by this choice. Edit: though this is probably what he's best known for: skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 21:38 on May 4, 2020 |
# ¿ May 4, 2020 21:33 |
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Totally Flynn. Trump beating the Deep State is always issue number one to Garrison, especially if it allows him to bring all the villains from 2016 back for another round. He doesn't have to think, he doesn't have to plan, he can just paint Hillary as dying and hemishoed. It's like when a celebrity dies - phone it in, call it a day, head out for golf.
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 03:56 |
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Equating Target with Jews and African-Americans with Nazis, that’s a... that’s a new bar you’ve set there, Stiggy
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 04:33 |
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there wolf posted:It's like Stiglich felt there was some kind of void in the universe, a space where a bitter, drunken bigot once pumped out the same racist jokes over and over again had been left vacant, and he needed to step up and fill the gap... I feel like four years ago, Stiglich was just a mediocre and boring conservative cartoonist, a Gorrell without being so obviously lazy. But in the last two years he has bitten down on the MAGA train hard and maybe even outdoes Garrison for swallowing and regurgitating the Trump line on every single issue. Except where Garrison has muscular Daddy-Trump, Stiglich has muscular scary-Mexicans.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 07:38 |
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Cloud Potato posted:
Wow, that is literally the stupidest “Two Things Happened” cartoon I’ve ever seen.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 18:28 |
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Fister Roboto posted:Why wait for him to post that particular comic when he's already posting other reprehensible poo poo? I just want to point out that Stiglich is aware enough that “thugs” is a dog whistle that he has to clarify that he means both thugs and white thugs
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 22:08 |
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RoboRodent posted:Simptomatic. I can’t help but wonder if Lester used “simp” as an edgy way to sneak an alt-right term into a mainstream comic. He seems like exactly the rear end in a top hat to both use the term and to gleefully sneak it in. Maybe I’m paranoid, but always more, always worse, etc.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 16:26 |
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...Zoom meetings are on video camera specifically so that you can see the people you're talking to and their facial expressions/body language, it's why Zoom is a thing over conference calls ...and there's no point in Zoom to avoid COVID contagion if you're going to argue about it within six feet of each other without wearing masks Jesus, this isn't even willfully dense, this is just Rob Smith levels of not even understanding anything you're arguing for or against
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 14:01 |
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Jagged Jim posted:I know nothing about Philadelphia politics but I'm guessing that the amount of venom that Stiglich spews at the mayor and district attorney must mean that they're doing a good job. No, but they're not doing the absolute god-awful evil job that Stiglich wants them to do.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 22:46 |
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hooman posted:Rest in piss Dees lol nice edit, I had to look it up to verify
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2020 16:42 |
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How dare you impugn our very meaningfully organized thoughts and prayers! ::cuts social spending more::
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 22:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:55 |
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Discendo Vox posted:
Stupid cancel culture making Netflix remove Gone With The Wind! How can you cancel the movie that gave an African American an Oscar, just because it glorifies slave owners, the Confederacy, and that Jim Crow laws were necessary, that’s no good reason at all - a willfully dense cartoonist
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 08:01 |