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BounceBanana posted:Now that sounds more like my experiences. Needs more introductory ball taps to match mine.
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# ? Jul 27, 2024 01:36 |
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I’ve got some ball taps for you.
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im going to die of irony poisoning if it turns out that waiting in line at the armory to draw weapons at FMT-B West gave me PTSD. hahahahahahha
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Simper PieRust Martialis posted:No comment
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I'm opening a new store front at the old MCX video store. It's called C'MON YOU APES YOU WANNA SAVE FOREVER ?" (THE ANSWER IS YES) Full neon. We sell discount energy drinks and premium cum-adjacent tchotchkes
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Shock advised.
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Silent Lucidity just randomly popped into my streaming music and I haven’t heard that song in 20 years I think. I’m totally transported back to my cot in Somalia trying to sleep in 105F heat in the middle of the day with my Walkman after patrols all night. I’m wrecked.
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These are the things we must contemplate when there have been no thread deployments for months
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Thread deployment was a good time, hell yeah
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Absolute banger of a float story from a post to Defector today:quote:This story takes place in 2001 (before September 11th) aboard the USS Boxer somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. I was a Marine Corps Private First Class on a "WESTPAC" deployment. On these deployments, you’re assigned to a daily duty-section, numbers 1-4. Duty-section basically means that after your 12-hour shift working your MOS, you then report to your duty-section muster to do poo poo like cleaning the officers’ berthing, mopping and cleaning the decks in various areas of the ship, scraping and painting corrosion prone areas, etc... It all takes about two hours. And because the system rotates through the four sections daily you do these tasks every four days.
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Is this getting summa dat grunt poo poo? hehe
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USMC Infantry made me the man I am today (swivels in chair, spooge and stool spraying everywhere)
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AQUA VELVA
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memory unlocked, drill instructor staff sgt rodriguez fuckin with the platoon before inspection and spraying listerine on our faces and aqua vela in our mouths ![]()
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Eason the Fifth posted:memory unlocked, drill instructor staff sgt rodriguez fuckin with the platoon before inspection and spraying listerine on our faces and aqua vela in our mouths Are you upset at that fine gentleman giving you a delicous snack before an inspection? Ingrate, get on the quarter deck.
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Where can I get that Bulldog cologne they sold at MCRD San Diego?
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Grem posted:Where can I get that Bulldog cologne they sold at MCRD San Diego? The gently caress do you want floor cleaner for?
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I need to feel that burn, man, that kinda burn you get after dry shaving with the same razor for a month but this time it's Alphas inspection and you better press hard. Then you get doused in Bulldog and feel so loving alive while it chars your pores.
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RIP SHIM o7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2q5R9HU7C0
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https://www.twz.com/sea/flattop-amphibious-assault-ship-to-be-pummeled-with-weapons-in-rimpac-wargames Tarawa is going to be expended in a sinkex. I spent some time on her in the 90s and so I guess it bothers me a bit but also, she’s 50, out of commission for 15 years so not sure it should.
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Miss a 3 ft wide center mass at 200 yards is some kind of pizza box BS.
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Murgos posted:Miss a 3 ft wide center mass at 200 yards is some kind of pizza box BS. 125 meter miss on a stationary target as wide as two dog targets stapled together. That fucker would've been an UNQ.
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no pit love for nerds
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trumo: As it says in the good book, 'I am my buddy's keeper.' (slaps a tiny black circle sticker on face, lays down and dies)
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Can you imagine the immaculate cheek weld one can achieve with neither a chin nor a nose? Just an absolute weapon of god
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I have it on good authority that the republican VP candidate's combat journalism Was entirely dick doodles in one of those rain-proof pocket notepads. (he has my vote)
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aw dang I left my range book in my POV next to my IED the deep state is going to be so mad at me
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Gonna go balls deep state on the vp picks wife.
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Victor Vermis posted:I have it on good authority That would imply he was worth a drat lol, which no politician is
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PathAsc posted:That would imply he was worth a drat lol, which no politician is Fuckin POGiticians. Steezo posted:Gonna go balls deep state on the vp picks wife. Nevermind, Steezo's banging his foreign-born SO while devil's downrange, he's definitely a grunt.
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I get so confused when I watch soccer Red card. Yellow card. We all know its the green card that really fucks ya.
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Is there a stickied thread here about falling in love with foreign prostitutes or is this subforum just a counter-intelligence honey-pot for submariners on the spectrum
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Victor Vermis posted:for submariners on the spectrum (me, choking to death on my 500th consecutive frozen pizza while programming an NES mario brothers clone) .... (deep gasp) But I repeat myself
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dude what the gently caress
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McNally posted:dude what the gently caress Yeah but which part
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Victor Vermis posted:Is there a stickied thread here about falling in love with foreign prostitutes Mcnally I request that short of him dropping the hard R that you Leave vic alone and let him ![]() You stare into the abyss long enough and it'll loving stare back occasionally. Thus: This. P.S. I ![]()
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I was LOLing so hard at my own posts my wife woke up and threatened to whisk our kids away to whatever MEU stop I found her on And I honestly don't remember which part of our casual empire that was I'm more mad at my geography teachers than anything else
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# ? Jul 27, 2024 01:36 |
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lol this wasn't a "please stop" it was a "lol what"
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