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PathAsc posted:I'm getting NJP'd again for not stamping my name on the waistband of my skivvies. just found first sergeant loving a PFC. but yeah, I'm the shitbag for putting my hands in my pocket. oohrah
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PathAsc posted:But were they dating and did he start a fight at the e-club with another PFC over them? idk man I just work here
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Bro loving this standing post poo poo. Let’s go out the wire and get some sandwiches and poo poo from the locals. Maybe they even got weed! pick a thread, post it here, let’s post in it.
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bird food bathtub posted:There's a thread right outside the wire talking all about flags. Good flags, lovely flags, even some unit patches. Nobody would even know we're there we'd fit right in. Found some thread about porn y’all. Seems a lil serious tho. Like I thought they’d be talking about their favorite hits but it’s a human rights focused thread!?!? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028915 Idk we might all get shwacked but there’s low activity there. What’s the worst that could happen? We could also hop on the Space-A flight to Helsinki, I know a guy who knows a guy. Doc loves his Marines but I love the idea of get dom’d by Sanna Marin in a catwoman suit even more. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3879324
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Alright gents, Chaplain Shim here to give a talk about spiritual resiliency, and how to not slam your own goddamned dick in the door and force the Local Nationals “Poliisivoimat” to hit you with “moderaattorin ison munan virtapainikkeet.” No I did not learn how to pronounce that poo poo at Yeshiva, and gently caress you for asking. Mr. Nice! posted:Always a good sign when the op of a thread is permabanned. Hey chaplain that first dude wasn’t even with us man. That was some dude pissing in the woods from CSPAM or some poo poo. Think I saw him protesting at the base gate when we got in for maneuvers. I feel like Jody from the flight line lied to me. These motherfuckers ain’t friendly at all! *ignores the fact he treated NATO allies like Neanderthals w his pantomiming act* I feel like they overreacted chaps, gotta be honest with you. I don’t know what I did to deserve getting taken out to the wood line by some loving dudes in a snow suit. Probably wouldn’t gently caress with those Finns I’ll tell ya that. TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Apr 6, 2023 |
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I really like Sibelius’s Valse Triste. Might check out his other works.
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3643995 Could hop on the Space-A down to yeehaw-ville, maybe? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3439500 SS just stands for scout sniper right gunny? Anyway Berlin is just a train ride away. Let’s get some beers in y’all! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3874548 The squad bay seems to sweat twice as fast with half as many Marines when we’re
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Carteret posted:My dad chose to retire in ENC, forcing me to the live out middle school and high-school in that hellhole. I've never lived anywhere worse. feel like CPS should be called on the parents of this poster...or whoever commissioned the Antwone Fisher movie should be looped in for OP's latent trauma to write an oscar winning screenplayer whichever really
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Carteret posted:The only bright side is that living near marines for that long made sure I never joined. Being around x made me never wanna be like them. So anyway I did x squared.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:this butt story makes me feel way worse than actual combat stories. I’m so glad you escaped!
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:You have hemorrhoids or fissures? Maybe particularly gnarly anal region acne? Maybe butt herpes? Did you take a poo poo and not shower prior to spreading your bussy for Uncle Sam’s least literate doctors? Like, are you really hairy back there and just got a big old messy loving hair, lint, and poo poo DQ Blizzard back there? Was this prior to 2011 when having some really confused, tired and lost sperm leaking out of your anus at MEPS was a technical violation of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell because Dr. Last In His Class At Peshawar Community College of Animal Husbandry, Witch hunting, and Medicine didn’t ask if you had someone take a ride on your Hershey highway and leave behind all kinds of nougat, but you clearly were telling him you did because just like the “Oops all boo berries” edition your spread bussy inspection was an “Ooops, yeah definitely had a man ejaculate inside me, praise allah as peace be unto him as baby batter be unto my colon and now this lovely government linoleum floor”? Rah
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Inferior Third Season posted:As a new mod, I'm slowly getting introduced to threads I've never visited through reported posts. I feared the worst, seeing a NSFW report coming from the Marines thread, and yet what I found surpassed all my expectations. A purely text-based post evoking such vivid imagery that someone in a military thread would report it as being too much. Perhaps it technically deserves a probation, but my heart will only allow a lmfao
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M_Gargantua posted:Shim is either on or off his meds, hard to tell. I just figured he hit the bong man.
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Mr. Nice! posted:One of my shipmates upon passing medical on the way off the ship did not pick up any condoms. HM1 asked him if he needed any. His reply was “gently caress you, doc. Get the shot ready.” my man
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Victor Vermis posted:Did anyone else have a regular recruit huddle in boot camp where that recruit (you know the one- southern, naturally athletic, hid in the bushes on the final PFT to shave 3 minutes off his time) would say a prayer, and then everyone would get really intense, You know in your heart how this turned out.
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Victor Vermis posted:Yeah. re-enlistment. lmfao
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Victor Vermis posted:Half, inevitably. lmfao
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Victor Vermis posted:addendum to my last post: the e-club doesn't serve drinks. I don't remember what the bar is called where base wives go to trade home photography tips/conduct their FetLife meet-ups. I remember I hosed a real big dependa. Met her off of some sketch website that was like the porno version of Facebook or MySpace or some poo poo. Anyway that pussy stank, probably from getting creampied prior to my arrival repeatedly and without being cleaned out over a few days, so I texted a dude from my FMT-B class (some HM3) and told him “call me and say I have to return back to base immediately, I have duty. Do it now, please.” He did and I was freed from this very awkward and gross sexual encounter, borne only of a primal desire to smash some puss before I inevitably got deployed and died. I neither deployed, nor died, though I wish both have occurred in equal order. Because waking up to find out you are autistic is a hell of a trip and normies annoy me so loving much. However, wish I could erase the memory of that gross rear end pussy more. That was the reason why I went to get tested at my duty station, at which point the IDC (and my LPO) calls everyone in the clinic (the corpsmen anyway) to watch as he makes my roommate swab my poo poo. A q-tip went up my penis, did a twist, and came out. I thought that’s how the world did STI screenings till I got to the civilian world. No they did it just to gently caress with us as a collective. Anyway I told the corporate dicksucks in the corporate thread about my poo poo getting swabbed so there’s that. #keepingupforumrelations TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 11:45 on May 14, 2023 |
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joat mon posted:Rest happily in the knowledge that in 2 years they'll be doing the exact same thing at million dollar team-building retreats in order to catalyze their paradigms. lmfao anyway double lmao at this KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:there is something delicious about a person who works for the most insane, regimented, corporate bullshit factory in the western world pretending that they somehow have it so much better than the "wage slaves" all i did was post a terminal lance comic and talk about a q tip going up my cock clearly that means im a loving lifer
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FrozenVent posted:My dude you also went on a tear calling people wage slaves and monies cuck. first off, I suggested alternate terms and said “monied cuck.” Second of all FrozenVent posted:Look at this loving cringe. yeah but gently caress corpos nonetheless. Apart from that one dude who was like “Ayo I get to be with the wife and kid” I don’t really give a poo poo what a loving drone thinks.
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E: let me just stop talking poo poo for a second and just apologize for being a dumbass. That’s gotta be the way forward.
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PathAsc posted:Which of you assholes took a poo poo on the duty desk while I was beating off in the head? You know if you're gonna do that at least pretty it up with a flag and some GI JOES like Iwo Jima. gently caress. sorry, i meant to piss on it but i was aiming the wrong way
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pmchem posted:yeah, note to all marines, this thread is technically under local laws while on deployment. okinawa style. yeah im sorry i was a dumbass today
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MrMojok posted:Nothing a little creative counseling won’t fix. 
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PathAsc posted:Already gave her a general poa so I'm good, not sure why I don't have a house anymore though. Odd.
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PathAsc posted:Update: I'm adopting Jody, he's my wife's 23 y/o kid. Yes I understand the age gap isn't much, I passed math for Marines. He was born at an advanced age. Duh.
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bird food bathtub posted:I saw someone's clearance get denied. I asked the Colonel to deploy us to Amsterdam next for a NATO exercise. Talked to all the corpsmen at BAS, we’re gonna make sure everyone doesn’t pop.
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Uhh you know how I told you guys about my dad/uncle/cousin worked at Nintendo? Ok full truth, he’s my handsy step dad, and he works with Nintendo of America by working in a GameStop in a strip mall in Ohio.
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4032256 Let’s enlist! Again!
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I’m like half tempted to shitpost a thread up about newgrounds era dating sims or some poo poo like that. But what if it takes off?
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GD_American posted:lol Katie from Letterkenny stars in an honest to god 1995 style FMV game MARINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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biosterous posted:hello marines, let's play chess, i'll go first how about Russian roulette so I can loving kill myself?
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actually this is getting to be amusing, best port call so far
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brick of cocaine, e8. king ODs, victory USMC
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Qtotonibudinibudet posted:roger that, im callin in a fire mission adjust right 5, up 1
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TheWeedNumber posted:brick of cocaine, e8. king ODs, victory USMC biosterous posted:not quite the usual chess notation but i think this is what you meant a Sergeant Major who will immediately begin abusing the marines for various reasons (changes side to LP for rest of game)
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biosterous posted:not quite the usual chess notation but i think this is what you meant there will be ecological damage but no bees are involved in the making of this production, just metal flechettes  fire at will
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biosterous posted:
SGM Traitor plays "NJP" card. All Marine pawns are demoted for bullshit or a lackthereof
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anilEhilated posted:Quick! Distract the bees with a Nicolas Cage! which version tho?
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