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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol this is straight up embarrassing

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Samoan Shat Team

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010

Is there some kind of scat porn company similar to Brazzers whose logo we can slap onto this.

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
newmfx

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I thought 205 was over. Also does he wrestle with the helmet on?

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

MassRafTer posted:

They are getting content and they only have to pay for production costs, it's a sweet deal for them.

CBS or NBC should have gotten in on the deal to make watching XFL totally unavoidable on Saturday Afternoon..

Wait..why didn't NBC get the XFL if they are offering these deals to ABC/ESPN and Fox?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

TV Zombie posted:

CBS or NBC should have gotten in on the deal to make watching XFL totally unavoidable on Saturday Afternoon..

Wait..why didn't NBC get the XFL if they are offering these deals to ABC/ESPN and Fox?

https://www.nbc.com/schedule

I guess NBC thinks 2 hours of Soccer, a halfhour of the best clips from the previous two hours, skiing, and "track and field" will outdo the XFL.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i don't know what the gently caress i'm talking about but i bet nbc said no thanks since they will air the winter olympics. if there is no winter olympics to air then do not read this post at all

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


This is loving great :allears:

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons





Swap.wwe

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
J-ru, I didn’t watch the show, but there’s an error in your recap, it says that Elias easily beat Cesaro.

Also am I reading right that they did a “loser eats dog food”’ match and then just had the loser wear dog food instead

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

Jiro posted:

:laffo: The super powered cars are fine, the terrible acting is fine, the fact you have a very charismatic John Cena doing a terrible impression of a T-800 is laughably fine, poo poo even using Torgo's Executive Powder to *FILE NOT FOUND* is pants on head stupid but okay. BUT HEAVEN FORBID SOMEONE GOES OVER VIN DIESEL, "UHHHHH UHHH YEAH JOHN CENA IS IN THIS AND HE'S MY OLDER BROTHER THAT ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ME.......................what? What are y'all looking at????" That's some straight up Vince and Hunter insecurity.

the egos in the fast series make hunter look like a saint

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
What's great is that the LED ringpost will smell like decaying dog food for months to come, thanks to that dumb idea. It will never get clean, not with all those little holes and cracks.

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
XFL next week goes head to head against the toronto match of overwatch league opening weekend, live from famous wrestling venue the hammerstein ballroom

sorry not sorry, vince

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010




Just finished Arkham Asylum and this dude looks like a D-tier Batman villain, one of those ones that Batman kicks the poo poo out of in the beginning of the comic before the real story about Joker's new scheme starts

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Someone please tell Vince there are other ways to fulfil his humiliation fetish

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008


Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Ganso Bomb posted:

Samoan Shat Team
Samoan SWASS Team was right there

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
These three lucky kids entered our Nickelodeon "Nick Takes Over Your School" sweepstakes and won the opportunity to cover their principal in dog food!!!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

An angry Sami Zayn sent Cesaro to fight Elias for interrupting his backstage rant. Elias easily beat up Cesaro.

I forgot about Smackdown this week and missed it. gently caress. THIS.

The dog food just looks like Hormel chili

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Naomi's helmet looks fly.

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




Intruder posted:

The dog food just looks like Hormel chili

one and the same

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
OKAY THE GOOD GUY HAS BEEN DOG FOODED, THE BAG GUY HAS BEEN DOG FOODED, CAN THIS FETISH WRITER BUST A NUT ALREADY AND MOVE ON!?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

is this Braun’s first title run?

oh wait he was tag champ with a loving 12 year old

That's a mean thing to call Seth.


I could be wrong but I think this was Shinsuke's first and only IC title defense in 4 months.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Vince has something weird with dogs. British Bulldog's attitude era feuds (dog food/dog poop), Boss Man Cooking Pepper, Kennel From Hell Match, Trish getting on her knees and barking like a dog, all this poo poo now. I'm sure there's stuff I missed when I wasn't watching but it's strange.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Dog food and cuck angle continue till survivor series where corbin and reigns vs rusev and lashley fight in a match where the losers get dunked into a glass cage full of dog food as their significant others get married to mark henry and booker t

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

lmfao oh my god djz what are you doing why did you make yourself max moon. god, im sorry but djz is too big a dork for his own good and this was inevitable once he was given a budget.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

holy loving poo poo

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Man, somebody clearly needs some imodium and quick.


This is art.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

The evolution of Shiima Xion/Zema Ion/DJZ/Whatever His Name Is Now has been a really, really weird one.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
He'd have some fun in a ring with Orange Cassidy (but who wouldn't?)

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


MJeff posted:



They don't use those kinds of contracts, but you want them to prove you wrong by... .... ....not using those kinds of contracts more than they're not using them right now?

This was about the Khans funding a legal challenge about WWE's abuse of independent contractors.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

forkboy84 posted:

This was about the Khans funding a legal challenge about WWE's abuse of independent contractors.

And how they won't do it because they too secretly want to abuse independent contractors.

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
In my heart I have to hope Shorty G hasn’t signed which is why he must lose to taller men. If he has re-signed...Jesus.

Also, hasn’t Sheamus famously never tapped out so he can’t even beat him with the ankle lock?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


MJeff posted:

And how they won't do it because they too secretly want to abuse independent contractors.

Not quite what I said but the yes, you almost got there. Putting your faith in billionaires to make things better for workers is dumb.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Forgiove me for going back to XFL chat:

But I am reading Titus O'Reily's book about the history of sports betting in Australia and a thought came to me.

But what are the laws in America regarding sports betting? Could the XFL remain solvent by allowing betting on games and spot bets, (who kicks first goal, who scores first touchdown, who makes first tackle etc.)? And if not in America itself, could they be like the bullshit 20/20 leagues around the world that make their money on crazy Indians/Pakistanis betting on them? Surely there would be a Hong Kong syndicate happy to make bets on the XFL?

Sorry if this is a stupid question.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

forkboy84 posted:

Not quite what I said but the yes, you almost got there. Putting your faith in billionaires to make things better for workers is dumb.

Yeah, but Trilloinaire Tony actually seems more clever than most of his ilk and the fact of the matter is that WWE-style employment policy could actually be a detriment in the long run. By any definition they've got far more people under contract that they could ever need and the bullshit contracts are horrible for morale. And for what? So they can nickel and dime on health insurance?

Basically the model only makes any bit of business sense if you're already a virtual monopoly and are trying to smother any and all possible competition in the crib.

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Forgiove me for going back to XFL chat:

But I am reading Titus O'Reily's book about the history of sports betting in Australia and a thought came to me.

But what are the laws in America regarding sports betting? Could the XFL remain solvent by allowing betting on games and spot bets, (who kicks first goal, who scores first touchdown, who makes first tackle etc.)? And if not in America itself, could they be like the bullshit 20/20 leagues around the world that make their money on crazy Indians/Pakistanis betting on them? Surely there would be a Hong Kong syndicate happy to make bets on the XFL?

Sorry if this is a stupid question.

I don't know a lot about sports betting but I don't think the weird side project of a man who made his name putting on worked matches is going to ever have a reputation for fair wagers

I'm aware that some very stupid people bet on wwe but at least with that there's no illusion that the sport isnt worked

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


:vince:

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


It is not january

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