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Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Episode 317: the one with all the snitches

Rachel: oh no!! all the boxes of snitches somehow got open and they’re all over my apartment!! how did my mail order custom snitch business idea go so awry??

Chandler: *bursting through the door in a quidditch outfit* did somebody say MALE order???
*laugh track*

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Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Episode 114: the one with the every flavored beans

Joey: man I’m gonna get Chandler so bad with these!!
*laugh track, Chandler walks into the coffee shop, applause*
Joey: hey chandler! want some beans??
Chandler: do I! *laugh track, he eats one* mm, butterscotch!
Joey: really?? I love butterscotch!
*he eats a handful, turns green, laugh track*
Joey: these aren’t butterscotch!
*laughtrack, they both shrug at the camera. Freeze frame, ending button music*

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Episode 221: the one where Rachel is mad at Ross

Ross: *coming into the apartment excitedly* guys!! did you all see my picture in the Daily Prophet?? in the article about the museum!
Joey: we have a museum? *laughtrack*
Ross: uh, yeah, i work there
Rachel: funny, i thought you just hung out at the wand store
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
*laughtrack*

nut

i've never seen or read a harry potter but i believe in myself and i think i can post in this thread here it goes

nut

Sorting hattttt
Sorrrrting hatttt
what have youuuu been rolling in?

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

lmao nice

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FutonForensic

Joey: Whoa, Chandler. What the h-e-double-hockeystyicks are you doing?

Chandler: I'm a Death Eater, Joey *pulls a slide back on a glock* I'm going to kill Harry Potter


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