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Davros1 posted:"I am writing stories about important human beings." One of Goodkind's important human beings "Wow, I sure love the taste of my hymen on his dick!"
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some dipshit was doing a readalong of Goodkind if you think you've seen peak stupid yet. You haven't. Someone gives an impassioned speech banning fire as a metaphor for gun control 50 pages into the first novel of ~20.
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muscles like this! posted:Even if you are middling to cold on Middleditch I would highly recommend his Netflix improv special with Ben Schwartz. I never really cared for the guy either but it is hilarious. I watched it purely on the basis of Schwartz from Parks & Rec having never given a thought about Middleditch and yeah that first episode was incredible. Second ep couldn't reach the same heights but still was really good.
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someone put a lot of work into that robot's rear end. I don't think that's just Vikander's butt done in metal, but there is no way for me to check without being a creepier person than i am by default so i'll just leave it. HannibalBarca posted:Middleditch was bad in Godzilla: King of the Monsters, but then again so was most of the cast. I have no further thoughts. That loving movie. Why do you bother getting Charles Dance to be in a movie about giant monsters and not give him a pithy monologue? Why do you get someone as good as Vera Famiga to do one front on to a webcam in the least cinematic way? What a loving waste of time.
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Snowman_McK posted:someone put a lot of work into that robot's rear end. I don't think that's just Vikander's butt done in metal, but there is no way for me to check without being a creepier person than i am by default so i'll just leave it. Only her face and hands and feet are hers in the movie, the rest was digitally deleted and then everything was just CG animated by referencing the movements of her real body that they filmed. But her body was not motion-captured or rotoscoped, it was all original CGI done in post. I remember the production team being really proud about having no greenscreens or tracking balls on set at all. You may apply this trivia to the robot's butt if you wish. Surely someone spent hours lovingly sculpting it.
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Snowman_McK posted:someone put a lot of work into that robot's rear end. I don't think that's just Vikander's butt done in metal, but there is no way for me to check without being a creepier person than i am by default so i'll just leave it. Funny how Vikander's actual body was actually slimmer at the end of the movie after the robot gets her new skin. As for Middleditch, he was pretty funny as knockoff Jessie Eisenberg in Zombieland 2.
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muscles like this! posted:Even if you are middling to cold on Middleditch I would highly recommend his Netflix improv special with Ben Schwartz. I never really cared for the guy either but it is hilarious. Sonic the Hedgehog is really basically just Dewey Duck with more social anxiety.
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Xealot posted:Likewise TJ Miller. Silicon Valley was unwatchable to me immediately because I got such douche vibes off of the cast. Middleditch may be a bit of a dick, but as far as I know he hasn't been MeTooed or gone on a racist rant against a cab driver or called in a bomb threat on a train because a woman turned him down.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:One of Goodkind's important human beings "Wow, I sure love the taste of my hymen on his dick!" 
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Snowman_McK posted:someone put a lot of work into that robot's rear end. Well, it's important to the story.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The whole genre fiction ghetto seems to be something of a generation gap; I don't think it meaningfully exists for most people under 30. Yea bad scifi novels of the 80's got replaced by harry potter and twilight for gen z Anyway, what are some topical films for this week? If Beale Street Could Talk Django Unchained The Siege Les Miserables (2019) V for Vendetta Casablanca Glory got any sevens fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Jun 4, 2020 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Middleditch may be a bit of a dick, but as far as I know he hasn't been MeTooed or gone on a racist rant against a cab driver or called in a bomb threat on a train because a woman turned him down. Oh, no, of course not. TJ Miller is a legit piece of poo poo. I don't think Middleditch is some kind of sex criminal or anything, he just comes off as smarmy and douchy in a mundane "I wouldn't get along with him IRL" sense. Maybe it's just Mike Judge's capacity to render his characters unappealing, because Silicon Valley also made Kumail Nanjiani look unpleasant to me, and I find him incredibly charming and charismatic in everything else. got any sevens posted:Yea bad scifi novels of the 80's got replaced by harry potter and twilight for gen z Yes, exactly. It's so interesting that this narrative still persists of "nerdy kids" being punished for their consumption habits, when it sounds like something pulled from 30 years ago. Maybe the quiet, nerdy kid was shoved into a locker for liking fantasy novels in 1985, but now things like Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter or Game of Thrones or whatever ARE the mainstream media people consume. Have been since 2000. There's so much self-described adolescent victimhood among Marvel fans especially, as if liking comic narratives was something they suffered for as children...but Spider-Man and Batman and X-Men, etc., have been wildly popular TV shows and movies since the 90's. The MCU in particular is the most popular property in Hollywood, but there's still all this entitled gatekeeping by "real fans" as if the Avengers are somehow a more obscure or complex thing than Jurassic Park.
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got any sevens posted:Yea bad scifi novels of the 80's got replaced by harry potter and twilight for gen z Warner has made the Michael B Jordan/Jamie Foxx wrongful conviction movie Just Mercy free to rent for the month of June.
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The dark knight rises is topical now because apparently the NYPD used the techniques shown in the movie to barricade and attack protestors
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muscles like this! posted:Warner has made the Michael B Jordan/Jamie Foxx wrongful conviction movie Just Mercy free to rent for the month of June. Yeah that one made me cry in the theater 
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Xealot posted:Yes, exactly. It's so interesting that this narrative still persists of "nerdy kids" being punished for their consumption habits, when it sounds like something pulled from 30 years ago. Maybe the quiet, nerdy kid was shoved into a locker for liking fantasy novels in 1985, but now things like Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter or Game of Thrones or whatever ARE the mainstream media people consume. Have been since 2000. I almost think this is the wrong approach. Nerd media isn't fantasy or sci-fi or super hero stuff per se, it's what ever's popular primarily among kid's who get shoved into lockers.
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Schwarzwald posted:I almost think this is the wrong approach. Nerd media isn't fantasy or sci-fi or super hero stuff per se, it's what ever's popular primarily among kid's who get shoved into lockers. The Adventures of Kitsune the Furry, in theatres fall 2040
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The Clowner posted:The Adventures of Kitsune the Furry, in theatres fall 2040 The Shape of Water won four Oscars so I'd expect it sooner than that.
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Snowman_McK posted:someone put a lot of work into that robot's rear end. I don't think that's just Vikander's butt done in metal, but there is no way for me to check without being a creepier person than i am by default so i'll just leave it. I predict Godzilla vs. King Kong will have a ridiculously prestigious cast but each will only have like 30 seconds of screen time.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The dark knight rises is topical now because apparently the NYPD used the techniques shown in the movie to barricade and attack protestors Do they all plan to walk into a tunnel later?
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Neo Rasa posted:The Shape of Water won four Oscars so I'd expect it sooner than that. Yes, because the Oscars know what is hip and cool with the kids.
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Neo Rasa posted:I predict Godzilla vs. King Kong will have a ridiculously prestigious cast but each will only have like 30 seconds of screen time. At least the Kong Skull Island movie gave Sam Jackson and John Goodman stuff to do, instead of just wasting them like the Godzilla movies did with Charles Dance and Bryan Cranston (and Sally Hawkins and Juliette Binoche and David Strathairn and...)
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The Saddest Rhino posted:The dark knight rises is topical now because apparently the NYPD used the techniques shown in the movie to barricade and attack protestors I rewatched it last week and Bane also kills a black man by kneeling on his neck.
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got any sevens posted:Yea bad scifi novels of the 80's got replaced by harry potter and twilight for gen z The Battle of Algiers Strike The Spook Who Sat by the Door Black Panthers (Varda) Soy Cuba
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HannibalBarca posted:At least the Kong Skull Island movie gave Sam Jackson and John Goodman stuff to do, instead of just wasting them like the Godzilla movies did with Charles Dance and Bryan Cranston (and Sally Hawkins and Juliette Binoche and David Strathairn and...) Hmm, I think this thread is about due for its weekly discussion of how much godzilla 2014 sucks. Hey guys, Godzilla 2014 loving sucks
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The Clowner posted:Hmm, I think this thread is about due for its weekly discussion of how much godzilla 2014 sucks. 
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Godzilla 2014 is pretty good, actually.
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DeimosRising posted:The Battle of Algiers His followup Burn! is also pretty relevant for our time.
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Let's go Godzilla 2014 *clapclap clapclapclapclap*
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If a movie has a monster in it, it gets one automatic star from me. If it's got multiple really cool monsters, that bumps it up to two stars. If it has a great fight, it gets a third star. If it's got good characters, that's a fourth star. And if it's got an engaging story with interesting thematics, baby you've got five stars. Godzilla 2014 is therefore a three star movie. KotM is a 2 star, but someone could probably convince me that an ancient hollow earth civilization would be worth a half star.
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and what about the one with the baby godzilla thing Minilla
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feedmyleg posted:If a movie has a monster in it, it gets one automatic star from me. If it's got multiple really cool monsters, that bumps it up to two stars. If it has a great fight, it gets a third star. If it's got good characters, that's a fourth star. And if it's got an engaging story with interesting thematics, baby you've got five stars. Godzilla 2014 is therefore a three star movie. How much star will good boobs add?
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The MSJ posted:How much star will good boobs add? Hey, G14 isn't THAT fat.
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Alan Smithee posted:Is Godzilla a woman G-98 (the better American one) is.
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Alan Smithee posted:and what about the one with the baby godzilla thing Minilla All stuff with Minya is automatically 5 stars
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