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you ever just, you know... you're watching netflix late at night, clicking next episode repeatedly, eating a package of oresop, and you kinda just... fall asleep, with the oroes nestled in your arm, completely innocent. and then you wake up the next morning, in a full on bear cuddle with 'em, and like it was the best sleep you ever had?
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Omg yes, so relatable.
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Jan 6, 2020 05:12
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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team treasure ftw
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Jan 6, 2020 06:16
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I cuddle all of my food. From the inside.
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Jan 6, 2020 07:46
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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Jan 6, 2020 09:06
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FALSE SLACK
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spooning a large supreme pan pizza, don't wanna get out of bed
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Jan 6, 2020 13:43
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Coworker: Hey whats that black stuff on your cheek
Me, blushing like an idiot: nothing happened!!
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Jan 6, 2020 22:21
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Trying to calm down my hysterical Oreos after they saw a little Doritos dust on my collar
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Jan 6, 2020 22:32
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Trying to calm down my hysterical Oreos after they saw a little Doritos dust on my collar
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Jan 6, 2020 22:37
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flinching internally when the protagonist of the show orders a banh mi sandwich
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Jan 6, 2020 23:45
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careful, you'll attract bears!
   
       
  
 
   
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Jan 8, 2020 00:34
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having extremely consensual extremely horney sex with oreos
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Jan 8, 2020 00:47
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having a very sexy dream about eating out the oreos and waking up next to this
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 8, 2020 07:34
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Chocolate covered Oreos are superfreaks. The kind you don't bring home to mama.
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Jan 8, 2020 07:51
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cuddling oreos, feeling their tits and rear end
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Jan 8, 2020 15:38
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- vanisher
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Doing laundry and finding oreo cookies missing the filling in the bedsheets "ugh this is disgusting that young adult bible is doing NOTHING Jim"
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Apr 26, 2024 21:13
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the next morning oreo said that they'd call but never did. feel so used. no cookie is getting this cookie for a long time.,
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