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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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even KUSHIDA's flowers are sad and tired. Dang.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Will is cool now. He finally defeated his longtime nemesis Public Speaking and is now feuding with Neck.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Pieter in civilian clothes is absolutely fascinating.

Did you know she owns pants?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I poured all my heart and love into Kitamura and he fell apart. I blame myself. So i will not be stanning any Young Lions until the return from excursion.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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when the two belts kiss, it'll be bigger than kenny and kota kissing

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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jesus, even his abs are a swatzika.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I jsut want to say I hate KENTA. I'm not even that big of a Naito fan but I wanna fight KENTA now.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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wrong thread dumbass

coconono fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jan 7, 2020

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

By the way, a rumour I've heard from multiple sources in the past few days is that NJPW is running MSG again. Alone.

you can do it Juice Robinson

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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MSG is cleared for orbital launches, shoot Tiger Hattori into the sun.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Fale is pretty great in ring, IMO. He reminds me a lot of Abdullah the Butcher but faster. Fale has about 30 seconds of turbo mode in him and he uses it very economical like.

It’s his politics which are complete poo poo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Before Pieter, MAO(sometimes called YellowBarbie) was Yujiro's frequent valet. They have other better paying jobs but like to do wrestling because they're fans. Yujiro has jokingly said they were all replaced because "they were bitches"

Last I'd heard, Pieter is engaged to Fale. Which has to be the most interesting loving bedtime conversations. Fale, the irony poisoned anti-immigrant right wing stan abed with a woman extremely proud of her Brazilian heritage.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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No you see the master plan is to get everyone to like him by getting them to loathe him first.

The KENTA/Switchblade thing is interesting because you know it has to rankle Switchblade. But this could mostly be me pining for a proper Bullet Club Civil War since the last one was a flat out dud.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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MJeff posted:

Jay White would be a loving killer face but it would leave a pretty massive void at the company's top heel position unless you turned someone.

KENTA is right there. he's literally RIGHT THERE.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I would prefer Bullet Club to get back to its roots as a gaijin protection crew and they go back to representing the moral threat that outsiders bring into japan.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Redundant posted:

I'm currently in the middle of the Jay White v Tetsuya Naito match which was well timed considering the "Switchblade as a face" chat. Where did "knife pervert" come from? Worryingly apt.

Chuckie T or Trent called him that in a tweet.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I used to super loath Taguchi because I thought he was the Jannetty of Apollo55 who aped all of Nakamura's big moves for cheap pops. But his dedication to being horny all the time really won me over.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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SalTheBard posted:

Send in Hangman for the G1.

Hangman did a run through 2018. That's where a lot of us fell in love with him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Stunt Yano, what the gently caress

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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going through the G1 during your reign makes people forget you're champ. I was guilty of it too because kenny wasn't the guy I was watching that G-1.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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The frequent agony and sporadic ecstasy of being a Goto fan.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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plus a 3 way for the final? gently caress that.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Caitlin posted:

man this page got horny horny

I'm here for any angle in which Okada gets his pants ripped off though :shrug:

NJPW's success is largely due to a very horny fanbase.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Redundant posted:

That certainly explains half naked bunny lady.

you missed the era where Maria Kanellis got a free gynecological exam by the camera man. Pieter's presentation is tame.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Lamuella posted:

I actually find the fact that one of the two women in the company comes out in a thong and a bunny mask to accompany a "pimp" really uncomfortable to watch. It's everything I don't want from wrestling.

NJPW really doesn't do a good job of pointing out that both are successful small business owners doing NJPW for fun.

Just like they missed what a great immigration lawyer Bruce Tharpe is.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Schneider Heim posted:

You're not alone, but the good news is that Yujiro does not seem to have any redeeming qualities whatsoever, even his gear looks trash.

So what is Miho Abe's business?

Model and film producer.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Yujiro extended his stay in NJPW by being the gaijin snitch.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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MJeff posted:

Man, Kenta used to be awesome, huh.

before KENTA's knees were mostly whispers and good thoughts, he was a loving machine. 05-07 KENTA moved like a goddamn tarantula.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZRr7VfZpg

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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can't believe I missed this very important news item:

https://twitter.com/abemiho0110/status/1215430800641970177

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Rarity posted:

I hope Taichi got her something nice :unsmith:

Despy or Taichi took her out to dinner. Its a big mystery right now in the Miho-gun fandom.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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KENTA babyface to the childless.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Naito is Naito 2 Belts now, great!
let's take thebelts from naito yah!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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All I know is if this leads to Bruce Tharpe showing up in AEW, Marty will hailed a goddamn genius.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Aesculus posted:

Good, expel Jay White to ROH he deserves it :colbert:

its all part of the PLAN who are you to doubt the GREAT AND DEVIOUS GEDO PLAN

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

https://twitter.com/njpwglobal/status/1217281516595634176?s=19

NJPW are doing a young lions show Wrestlemania weekend

Do Kaiju Big Battel, Naito.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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it still amuses me that SANADA was presented as a punk rock guy at first and he's gradually revealed that he's actually a really hot wine mom.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Strawberry Panda posted:

Is Shingo not an unstoppable badass outside the ring?

he's actually from Wisconsin.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I wonder how racist Kevin Kely is gonna get about Douki this time.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Robbie Eagles and Juice exchanging high fives as they stereo dick down single mothers in your area(JPN only)

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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make Will the new Naito

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