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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bear Grylls does it every day and he's still around I think.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you eat the right kind of mushrooms and drink the peepee after you can get real high and go onto a shamanic adventure in the spirit realms.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Live Free posted:

seriouspost: pee into a cup of dry rice or something and let it sit. then drain the excess pee and put the rice/whatever into a tea bag. if you dont have a tea bag any porous bag that will stay together in liquid will do. use the teabag as you would expect, steeping it in water or almond milk (apparently regular milk works fine too but I cant stand the stuff). much easier to drink this way but you still get the benefits

One goons recipe for homemade non-alcoholic beer

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I hear that frothy aged piss goes well with a side of rear end eating, confirm/deny?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just wait I bet there's a poo eating community too! I'd rather not confirm that statement tho

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
In Europe they drink it warm :beerpal:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This is an accepting, friendly thread. Come grab a nice tall frothy glass of piss and settle down.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you keep your toothbrush in your bathroom you've consumed enough piss over the years to constitute a glass or two I'm sure

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Live Free posted:

the benefits?
immune system boosted
sharper vision (it's like eating an entire bag of carrots)
significantly lower white cell count
reduces packet loss

just to name a few

drat I've been losing my packets all over the place, would drinking piss really help?

Does it do anything for blue tooth?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

flashman posted:

Washing your hands : before or after you pee (or both)

How bout washing your hands with your pee? Time saving, efficient, and helps mother Gaia

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nah that can't be right, piss is stored in the balls

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They clearly meant chi, not pee. An honest mistake!

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You get a pissy filter

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