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Page of the Year
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 18:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:56 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:gently I pinch your nostrils shut as I lower my anus over your mouth, filling you with farts. As methane replaces the oxygen in your blood you slowly turn blue and expand, and upon release you rocket off into the distance raspberrying like a deflated balloon, never to be seen again. It's better this way.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 23:49 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:I appreciate I'm coming to this as a person who cooks and is good at it, but if I was paying for all the expenses and the only contribution my partner was making was 3 dinners a week I'd be salty. I'm not saying in any way that he's not a total jackass, I want to be totally clear on that. "I'm tired from playing vidya" is indefensible.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 09:48 |
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:My wife says what most ladies want is validation and to be loved for qualities intrinsic to them individually.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 14:03 |
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Kenshin posted:The point is you wouldn't call the same thing "pathetic" in English and then "pathetique" in French, it's different meanings even if there can be a small crossover. Splicer fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Jun 17, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 22:00 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I'd look into getting one inflatable Godzilla costume and one inflatable Mothra.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 14:24 |
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Infidel Castro posted:I worked 7 years managing a gas station and I sure as gently caress reacted the same way whenever I saw someone smoking by the pumps.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 17:54 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:It's unnecessarily dangerous and the clerk was right to make him stop immediately and raise his voice in the process, but come on now. The risk is still minimal and doesn't even come close to justify assaulting someone. It's one of those things where even though the chances of something going wrong are very low, the possible outcome is so bad and there's no real downside to just waiting a few minutes to smoke.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2021 23:31 |
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edgeman83 posted:From the OP's further comments, they put the autistic child in a group home when they were 11, after they fought the state to pay for it. They had no excuse regarding not having time after that point to help their other children.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 09:54 |
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Inceltown posted:If real those letters are probably worth more than the house. quote:Yeh- there's some very explicit images in the pile and whilst I had(ve) a crush on the guy, they were meant for GU's eyes only and I would feel awful if somehow pics got out.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 09:57 |
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Ocean of Milk posted:Better people-understanders (or more active readers) than me may have suspected or even saw it from a mile away, but I was really caught off-guard by the cheating.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 09:52 |
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MagusofStars posted:Also, who uses "Torkbuzz" as their fake name?
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 13:02 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Husband angry I won’t change my name
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 14:20 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:this is how my first habbo hotel gf died.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2021 17:26 |
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Hang on, 30 or 40 regular bulbs? How big is this house?
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 10:52 |
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Maybe he's turned on by cooking?pentyne posted:
Splicer fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jun 22, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 14:11 |
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Winter Stormer posted:My wife’s family asked about my dating history and now she’s mad at me
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 18:14 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Yeah, I'm not sure how she'd be a Portable Networks Graphic image, either.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 00:13 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Apologizing to Mom "LOL mom get hosed. Call me when you're an adult (don't call me though)"
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 16:47 |
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Kurieg posted:The Graphics Card of Amontillado
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 01:14 |
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Evil Willow posted:I'm [30M] going to be made homeless by my brother's [28M] wife [26F]
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 01:37 |
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Serephina posted:I don't know how to put this kindly, but you are a giant goddamn fool and as wrong as can humanly be possible. Opportunistic thefts can and do happen. I have personally been a victim of it, where an unlocked (but closed) front door was an invitation for someone walking down the street trying all the front doors. He walked into the bedroom where we where sleeping in order to steal the car keys (and other things) from a dresser. The police told me this is a common MO.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 11:58 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I mean dude you're the house sitter it's literally your job to lock up at night. If they thought the kid was gonna lock up they wouldn't need a house sitter. Nothing was stolen don't be a narc.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 14:43 |
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Gats Akimbo posted:I can't imagine being enough of an rear end in a top hat not to post something like "ow poo poo sorry I see why you get so nervous fair enough" in reply to that bombshell though. quote:Things like "Who hurt you?" and "What was so bad in your childhood that you can't deal with an unlocked door?" and "What do you think was going to happen, someone was going to break in?
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 15:29 |
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Sometimes the stuff people do when they're high or drunk is just stuff they want to do anyway but they feel like they have an excuse to do because they're so hiiiiigh. Whether their inhibitions are really chemically impaired or not is irrelevant, they think they are so they just cut loose.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 13:43 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Drugs don't make you do anything that some part of you don't want to do or feel compelled to do in the first place. That said, they can shut up the part of your brain that gives good reasons not to do those things. it was a high horse
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 14:28 |
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blatman posted:this checks out, I really just want to eat captain crunch by the fistful while watching aquarium livestreams for several hours but it's less depressing if i'm higher than the moon
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 14:31 |
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MagusofStars posted:IANAL, but I'm not sure how you'd prove this case even if there wasn't a legal time limit in play.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 16:55 |
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Funktastic posted:AITA for throwing a cake on the ground at a family get together?
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 23:20 |
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Prof. Spaceman posted:Where are you getting that? From my reading, it seems like both kids have come to a revelation that their parents are trash who have been mentally abusing them both.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 19:12 |
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limp_cheese posted:really opened my eye
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 20:46 |
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Fruits of the sea posted:I’m struggling to figure out what is impulsive about keeping an eye on the housing market and getting a low interest loan.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 11:47 |
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FortMan posted:Surely, if you look hard enough, there should be something close to burger, nuggets, or fries, especially in Western restaurant? And lol if you think Mr Tendies would be happy with chicken not in nugget form or a philly cheesesteak instead of a cheeseburger
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 15:00 |
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hawowanlawow posted:I hope y'all know in the future anyone will be able to instantly pull up any post you've made on any account
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 18:19 |
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tactlessbastard posted:In a previous iteration of this thread, someone fluent in autistic translated that to english and the jist of it was it really ruined OP's day to have this interruption in his schedule and that was further exacerbated by the fact that it should have ruined his sister's day too, but it seemed to have not and that was just really unfair. Splicer posted:He had a day off from school and is mad he spent it at the doctor's office. He doesn't like showering, but he got up late and was told he could skip showering. He then had to get in water anyway and is mad at the (perceived) bait and switch.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 18:36 |
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Dik Hz posted:The whole point of this thread is to be a smug judgmental person. Don't pretend you're better than us.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 20:37 |
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Mescal posted:If she'd held her hair up... okay. I still have a few questions. Including: how does he know she holds her hair up in the shower, and why did they have to weigh them under water? Were the parents lying and they were... doing some other kind of test?
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 12:43 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:He says that a gray, shorthaired, glasses wearing person is not who he married.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 14:28 |
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I am incandescent with rage at the idea of someone cooking bacon and eggs in different pans
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 10:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 10:56 |
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packetmantis posted:Did you become instantly hangry? Also is using a skillet to make cinnamon rolls a thing? I'd just use a baking tray but now I'm wondering if I'm missing some kind of pro tip
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 10:58 |