|
Fitzy Fitz posted:I really want to read some in-depth work on the listless, gross dude phenomenon. Why can't some people get their poo poo together? This most recent one seems to have been fairly normal (at least about washing) until girlfriend came along, so it looks like "have woman, now woman clean cave while man hunt achievements on xbox" in this case.
|
#
¿
Jan 24, 2020 22:39
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:50 |
|
|
Wurzag posted:Woah cat Betty Cat Betty bit a man A baby man Wo-oh cat Betty
|
|
#
¿
Jan 31, 2020 18:17
|
|
|
Sandwich Anarchist posted:Huh? They were talking about the dude who knocked up his girlfriend while wearing a condom like he was supposed to at 16, made it clear he didn't want the child, was ignored by the mother, offered child support, moved on, and then is expected by this thread to say okie dokey and be a dad to this girl he never met or wanted because everything is black and white There's a middle ground between "okey dokey me dad now" and "your mom's lied to you all your life now gently caress off permanently", and hoo boy does saying that last to a 16 year old make you an rear end in a top hat. Not that a lot of it isn't on the kid's mom too, obviously there's some weird poo poo going on in her head, but the question was was that guy an rear end in a top hat and the answer is yes.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 7, 2020 10:10
|
|
|
MarcusSA posted:Yeah I was thinking the same. Two houses?? She is 14 at the moment, so it's probably "if we were both killed in a car accident tomorrow" planning from the parents and they'll update the will when she's older. Or not, given the brothers all seem pretty cool about it. It's really nice seeing a family that's not destroying itself over money for a change. Except racist wife, serves her right.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 5, 2020 12:02
|
|
|
Sticko posted:A lot (most/all?) of food safety rules are risk based. If you do something that has 0.01% chance of making you sick, you may go many years or forever without it ever happening to you and if it does, then only a few people at most get sick. If a restaurant does it, then it may happen multiple times a year, or to multiple people. If every restaurant did it, you’d have thousands of cases all of the time. I was reading it as mom cracked the eggs into a bowl or whatever but didn't use all of it, because that was the only way I could understand anyone freaking out about it. But god knows with Redditors.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 7, 2020 13:16
|
|
|
Dienes posted:He is all but saying that his brother will deliberately be aggressive and call his wife slurs at their wedding, you know, as a joke, and OP will blame her for being mad about it because it wasn't his intent. No, no, he likes his wife now, he won't do that! He'll 100% find an excuse to scream racial slurs at wife's relatives though, just because he loves to "aggravate people". Just a prank bro! Not like he's racist or anything! (He's a poo poo human being who's being enabled by his poo poo brother whatever else he is.)
|
|
#
¿
Mar 16, 2020 09:27
|
|
|
Xenocides posted:This is perfect. The "we want to help" thing where you relocate her to a house where she would have to sleep on an air matress while she is sick and pull her away from her boyfriend who actually is helping her and taking care of her with the snide insinuation that these two deadbeat parents can somehow do a better job than he can. I REALLY want to know what the thing she "has" to sign at the town hall is as well.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 19, 2020 21:02
|
|
|
DeadMansSuspenders posted:I'm a married man that had a 4 year affair. There was a child and b/c of some legal issues I now have custody of her. How can my wife and I integrate her into our family and explain this to our kids and friends/family? Obviously he should tell everyone it's his 17-year-old's baby.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 21, 2020 23:21
|
|
|
Midnight Voyager posted:For the record: a flower girl's role is explicitly for a child to toddle adorably down the aisle and throw flowers everywhere. It's designed to be relatively hard to gently caress up for a child. In the hierarchy, it's... it isn't, it is not in the hierarchy at all. Yeah, it's actually, literally a role created for kids who are too young/easily bored to stand around being bridesmaids so they can still be involved. I'm voting for the leafblower full of petals as revenge, though it might be a tad hard to smuggle in.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 24, 2020 14:26
|
|
|
Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yeah, uh, it's one thing to be in bigger ladies, but feeder stuff is incredibly gross and dehumanizing. He's a loving rear end in a top hat for exposing his friend to such a disgusting person. Sounds like he may have only known about the BBW stuff though, without the feeder aspect. Cole is 100% an rear end in a top hat (no need to wonder why the BBW of his dreams avoid him) but the OP may just be... kinda naive.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 27, 2020 14:51
|
|
|
tinytort posted:
He needs his legs sawn off at the knees is what he needs.
|
|
#
¿
May 11, 2020 22:12
|
|
If he's gone from "you need to wear 5" heels at all times when we're out in public" to "we need to work on your height", all the while acting like this is a completely sane and reasonable request, it's not going to get better and may well escalate to "hey, let's get you surgery to make you taller".
|
Cough Drop The Beat posted:/r/relationships: This means I once had to keep a straight face while being seduced by a character named "Captain Fuckbeard" Aaaaaarrrrrrr(don)!
|
|
#
¿
May 13, 2020 22:48
|
|
|
Runcible Cat posted:Aaaaaarrrrrrr(don)! Remembered this other glorious r/rels roleplay post: Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeffnote: my hero
|
|
#
¿
May 13, 2020 22:53
|
|
|
Other glorious posts: Bat poo poo Horror House My brothers are arranging a funeral for me (not as amazing as the rest, but delightful sibling dickishness) Dog Heelys Scarred Boyfriend Nukes Family
|
|
#
¿
May 14, 2020 16:22
|
|
|
cock hero flux posted:it's overly theatrical but I can understand really hating the taste of something and not eating it, especially if it's just one specific thing and not the usual picky eater thing of "everything except chicken nuggets" Espcially when you watched them make it with whatever the yucky thing is then took a bite anyway. I'm not mad keen on mushrooms either, but I deal with that by not eating stuff I know has loving mushrooms in what the christ.
|
|
#
¿
May 17, 2020 15:27
|
|
|
Guilty posted:wtf is JNWITFML Just no what in the gently caress mother in law? Arsenic Lupin posted:There is a twist. I figured that from her reaction 
|
|
#
¿
May 25, 2020 23:00
|
|
|
MarcusSA posted:Kinda but not really? Friend was excited to help with the larger wedding but that meant coming up with tons of trad wedding stuff OP didn't want and wasn't interested in, and either OP wasn't telling her that or we have the first recorded MOHzilla here.
|
|
#
¿
May 26, 2020 15:36
|
|
|
Invisible Clergy posted:Nothing. Same as anything else in a disney park. There's only one of them for the millions of people who go there every year, so it's exclusive and very expensive, like a room at the Burj Al Arab, which also charges you to even see one of their rooms. Plus it's got a reputation and is the center of many urban legends, like many of the areas at disney parks that have lore spring up around them. I'm sure historical happenings are supposed to have taken place there and/or if you stay there you can talk to walt's ghost or will emerge with magical powers or some such. Even without any of those things, i'm sure it's a nice room. The thing that really enchants me in that word vomit of entitlement is "you could test people at the gate!" My God, can you imagine the tsunami of poo poo Disney would get if they tried refusing families entrance because one of them gave a positive swab?
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 14:14
|
|
|
From the Rejected Parents thread, but belongs here too:
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2020 15:06
|
|
|
Pretty good posted:Look, I'm not saying that it's never just a super weird coincidence when reddit stories about individual specific women being disgusted and angry when an individual specific man turns out to be secretly Genetic Trash are totally congruent with recurring cliches in incel fiction – propaganda just doesn't work that way, and it would be super crazy and kind've of have weird if it did (?) ! Yeah, they're big on how women are genetically programmed to loathe short men because biotruths. Here, you don't even need to read the article, the URL says it all: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2...aily-blackpill/ Not that it's impossible that some random woman fixates on the thought of all her kids being 6 foot plus, but it's way, way likelier to be an incel wanting validation.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 2, 2020 14:13
|
|
|
DemoneeHo posted:Let him learn I'd entirely agree with the advice except one of the girls is her husband's daughter. Make sure to get custody of her too, otherwise her dad and Kyle are going to do their absolute damnedest to make her a household slave.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 2, 2020 16:25
|
|
|
SoftNum posted:Looking forward too My (40F) husband (42M) wants his ex to be our au pair "He told her it was my idea."
|
|
#
¿
Jun 4, 2020 16:01
|
|
|
Tetramin posted:Yeah, like I get why someone might not want to reveal if they have a gently caress ton amount of money, but unless the gf is just complaining about him not paying her families mortgage and buying them cars, it’s probably a situation where if you care and have over a hundred million dollars, you help. The way he wrote it makes it hard to arrive at this though The interesting thing is that she wasn't pissed when she knew he was getting a 6-figure salary and not helping, so whatever it was must have needed an absolute shitload of money. Did he ever post more details?
|
|
#
¿
Jun 6, 2020 15:03
|
|
|
Zulily Zoetrope posted:"My wife is extremely feminist and progressive if you ignore the massive bigotry. This has never affected me so it's not a problem, but now she's targeting someone I care about, what do I do?" Apparently what you don't do is bother to warn your son; you just trundle off to work as usual leaving them in the house together. Poor kid.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 7, 2020 18:22
|
|
|
SoftNum posted:Seems like a Catch-22 here. I assume he's not telling his son because he thinks it's his son's business if/when he "comes out" to them. Hell maybe he finds a nice wife who's into that and they go to church every week and nobody cares except mom who wants to be the bedroom police. Ideally it would be the kid's business, but the chances crazy terf mom thinks so are pretty much zero. I think a heads-up and an I've-got-your-back-if-necessary was needed before leaving the two of them alone together. But yeah, the situation's going to be poo poo either way.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 7, 2020 18:37
|
|
|
Motherfucker posted:No. Do it. Also geese are loving assholes, especially in gangs. I'm not amazingly keen on roast goose, but there's always the sweet, sweet tang of vengeance after the way my stepmother's goddamn geese chased me around and shat everywhere when I was a kid. Kill the drat thing before he brings more home.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 8, 2020 16:02
|
|
|
Koalas March posted:Tbf stuff like that you don't really get done in one session anyway. It's not like buying a computer where you drop a bunch of money all at once. It's something you could and often do over time. She could also have a friend who does tatts who gave her a discount, or is an apprentice doing work for free etc We don't know what quality the tats are, either, so it could be some seriously crappy scratcher practise poo poo. And/or I can see the OP parlaying a couple of small back tattoos into "OMG her back is coooovered!" as well.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 14, 2020 10:40
|
|
|
Danaru posted:His mother is literally threatening to cut off his tuition if he doesnt explain himself, and his sister is very clearly stirring up poo poo because she's pissed off at her brother for being gay. Getting poo poo on for being too gay and not gay enough is a common bisexual experience. I'm not even sure what you're arguing to be honest Nah, sister is pissed off at brother because parents showered him with cars and trips to Japan and pocket money because they wanted to show how super-supportive they were of their gay son. Willing to bet that if they'd been a bit more even-handed sister wouldn't give a poo poo about brother's orientation.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 14, 2020 22:40
|
|
|
Invisible Clergy posted:That would be true if he wanted to have sex with men, sure. He got tinder because he's cheating on his girlfriend with one or more women. If he just wanted to look at pictures of men, he wouldn't need a profile on a hookup app that also has women on it. His profile is a woman looking at men.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 22, 2020 18:37
|
|
|
Bruceski posted:Classic newbie mistake. You don't buy three, you buy six and put the empty box in the bin on the way in. She bought 3 x 6. Apparently only 4 of those got to the kids.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 22, 2020 21:33
|
|
|
Soylent Pudding posted:AITA for avoiding my sister this Christmas and it costing her $10k? My heart's grown 3 sizes. This is perfection.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 23, 2020 15:28
|
|
|
SilvergunSuperman posted:Ungrateful for what? BREED FOR ME YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH!
|
|
#
¿
Jun 29, 2020 15:23
|
|
|
pentyne posted:Probably a common thing, people ordering drinks not thinking about the cost because they're used to a certain bar atmosphere. Reddit has multiple tales of people ordering on someone else's tab, or ordering thinking someone was covering it and getting hit with a bill. The guy would probably have thought he was an rear end in a top hat if he said "hey this is expensive stuff you know" instead. Oh, you're saying the stuff you drink is too expensive for me are you? rear end in a top hat! Lesson: drinking expensive whiskey makes you an rear end in a top hat.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 30, 2020 12:25
|
|
|
Stolen from the BWM thread:Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Giving away liquid gold for free and adding a divorce in one move is a solid BWM combo.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 30, 2020 17:03
|
|
|
ibntumart posted:He might not, actually, or at least not for very long. The median predicted life expectancy is 37 for someone with cystic fibrosis born between 2003-2007. So, wait, the trust was set up so that the brother would have a good chance of being dead before he got the money? Who set it up that way and why?
|
|
#
¿
Jul 1, 2020 15:19
|
|
|
burial posted:Considering the trustee-brother’s handling of things, it wouldn’t completely surprise me to learn that there was some element of “don’t let him blow this money on poo poo just because he won’t be alive to enjoy the payoffs of long-term responsible investment” from somewhere up the original chain of command. The kids were quite young when the parents died though, weren’t they? OP was 21, brother was 6.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 1, 2020 15:37
|
|
|
Kenshin posted:I give it a 95% chance that the OP is a spineless coward and his parents are awful quote:I’ll admit my dad isn’t the easiest to get along with and is a character. Trump/MAGA, bet you.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 2, 2020 17:29
|
|
|
Machai posted:Why the hell would I charter a CFA if they aren't certified? To sail the wide accountant-seas?
|
|
#
¿
Jul 7, 2020 14:09
|
|
|
Malachite_Dragon posted:I kinda really want updates on that just to see how much more batshit she can get, and at the same time I kinda don't, for the sake of her poor family I did the DNA test! The baby has some of my genes! That no-bra-wearing witch must have seduced me and wiped my memory!
|
|
#
¿
Jul 11, 2020 14:36
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:50 |
|
|
Tarkus posted:People often don't remember how loving stupid they were when they were kids. There's a big difference between a 10 year old and a 17 year old. It does sound like she's remorseful and she's probably right about her reasoning about why she did it, kids don't think through what they're doing very well, hence why raising them well is important. Yeah, the parents (and possibly the grandparents) are 100% controlling the narrative here. Who knows how much truth they're telling her, or what they're saying to him? She was a lovely 10 year old, but she was 10, and that whole family situation is well past hosed-up. Though I'd advise getting away from her family, getting a shitload of therapy and then apologising (and taking it gracefully if he still doesn't want to know).
|
|
#
¿
Jul 12, 2020 21:27
|
|